Marcus Mitchell #7 A 30% chance of survival

[Sominxo]

Wait what is the prawn toast tale?

I think it was the day after the suicide attempt his ma was out at the Chinese buffet eating prawn toast

 

[KJ-2022]

I honestly can’t get over “I want to better your health and keep your bones strong and joints pain free xxx” WHAT WOULD POSSESS SOMEONE TO WRITE THAT?? I keep going back to it thinking “nah you must have misread it”!

 

[tuesdayaddams]

I think it was the day after the suicide attempt his ma was out at the Chinese buffet eating prawn toast

FFS no wonder he is what he is.

 

[Ronniedazzler]

I honestly can’t get over “I want to better your health and keep your bones strong and joints pain free xxx” WHAT WOULD POSSESS SOMEONE TO WRITE THAT

A serial killer in the making, that's what.

 

[MissGspoon]

Guys
Wtf between the Amy-Jayne /Whale-Fishing bombshell
The Heidi Vom-Com cum Brum
And those creepier then Saville style messages I ache from both laughter and shudders
I’m in bed dying of some cold and this may actually finish me off

 

[poptart95]

duck the real world,duck Christmas,duck our families, we are all in this together beauts, this thread is our life

What family?! Oh yeah them

 

[Tobodee]

Marcus Mitchell #8 Adelle and Tom spill the tea, beware of DM’s from crazy Amy

 

[Underhiseye]

I honestly can’t get over “I want to better your health and keep your bones strong and joints pain free xxx” WHAT WOULD POSSESS SOMEONE TO WRITE THAT?? I keep going back to it thinking “nah you must have misread it”!

Has this weirdly got anyone else wanting their back cracked

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Guys
Wtf between the Amy-Jayne /Whale-Fishing bombshell
The Heidi Vom-Com cum Brum
And those creepier then Saville style messages I ache from both laughter and shudders
I’m in bed dying of some cold and this may actually finish me off

I read that as Heidi von bum crumb

 

[XxMissTxX]

And she's beautiful

How have I only just realised what your profile picture is

 

[Gettingallfatandsassy]

A serial killer in the making, that's what.

He would be called the calcium killer

 

[Sominxo]

Think this one could be the winner based on the likes on the two posts! I’ll do it now if no one has any objections?

 

[MissGspoon]

I read that as Heidi von bum crumb

now that sound like a crappy Bond villan

 

[Lucyxxxx]

@Sominxo it's time beaut.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Guys
Wtf between the Amy-Jayne /Whale-Fishing bombshell
The Heidi Vom-Com cum Brum
And those creepier then Saville style messages I ache from both laughter and shudders
I’m in bed dying of some cold and this may actually finish me off

It’s ok beaut, I know a great florist who can make your funeral flowers. Hope you don’t mind if they come in an envelope

 

[KJ-2022]

Has this weirdly got anyone else wanting their back cracked

It’s made me want to take a solpadeine so I don’t need Marcus!

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Think this one could be the winner based on the likes on the two posts! I’ll do it now if no one has any objections?

Just me beaut. How many likes does that have as my original comment has nearly 20?

 

[Sominxo]

Just me beaut. How many likes does that have as my original comment has nearly 20?

The original has 23 and the second comment of it 5. Do you beat that? Xx

 

[MissGspoon]

It’s ok beaut, I know a great florist who can make your funeral flowers. Hope you don’t mind if they come in an envelope

Thanks Beaut Id get out the coffin just to have a gander at those fisted in florals!

 

[Mothergoose666]

Thing is adelle, a couple of days after they sent him home he was posting about how great he was feeling, which kind of proves a short stay in hospital wasnt gunna help, and those beds are so precious they need to be used for people who would benefit from them like people who cant be treated at home and will respond to medication alone. Sectioning him actually would reinforce the belief he has that he cant cope and that other people need to be responsible for his safety - thats his job, noone elses. If he was truely depressed which is different, he wouldnt have felt better so quickly. He was doing it because he cant handle his emotions not because he was depressed. What he needs is to want to change and no amount of time in hospital or anything anyone else does will hurry that along

You’re 100% correct. I agree with everything you’re saying. As Toms said previously we’ve tried to help with stays at our homes taken him in and made sure he hasn’t been drinking daily he’s getting out the house being social (in a good way) there’s only so much we can do as friends.