This masterpiece (mixed with whiskey) has me rolling around my sofa !! Venom you genius. Please help me with the branding for my new company
Marcus Mitchell #53 Marcus is a murderer say it aint so Murdered Andy on his doorstep 15 yrs ago. 🥀
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changed it beaut to give you the credit you deserve
You didn't need to, your edit is the funniest part, but thank you beaut x
He'll be creaming himself for weeks after Skanky popped on! 
Obviously he's just remembered that he keeps his private life private, despite plastering the texts all over social media! 
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Later kate he’ll be rolling down the A30. In hopes that some one will send out a SOS to u beaut so u ring him up and gift him a new communal beaut
Hahahaha ffs just inhaled ma wine
God they're boring aren't they. I'm scouring for you twattle beauts in the comments 
Thought he didn’t like loud places? Seems to be enjoying an incredibly loud pub tonight 
Is sid out with him
She is because going on a piss up with your supposed alcoholic son is a great shout. I reckon she's as much as a conniving bleep as him.
What’s with the T rex arms?
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She is who he has learnt all the tricks and fuckery from
rotten apples don't fall far from the tree, call me septic peg but I can feel an MMMM coming on #Andy
Oh duck sake thats the mirco peen being played with for 10 days straight nowHe's on live with Katie Price. THE Katie Price.
He's telling her his life story.
#prayformircopeen
Can't wait for his Katie Price backlash posts!
Let’s hope Sidney doesn’t get pissed and let rip on him again. He’s got a new celebrity audience to entertain 
It could turn uglyLet’s hope Sidney doesn’t get pissed and let rip on him again. He’s got a new celebrity audience to entertain
So, let me get this straight - his only ‘friends’ are Sid and Katie Price. Gawwwwwd help him
Sorry but if my mum sent a horrible text and calling me allsorts of names like a horrible little tit i would not be hanging out with her over a week later and calling her my best friend fucked up really but hey they're well entitled to their 'happy private lifes'
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