Tried that. Doesn’t work. Just put a bend in it.Is he hoping to wank himself into losing 4 stone?
He looks like he’s sat on a birthing ball.RE: Post 1
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Not the diet a ‘bottom’ should be consuming especially with all these hot chocolates that make him nearly tit himselfNice healthy balanced diet there, alongside the communal teatowel for him towankcry into when his amazingwaterweight loss stops.
beaut the night is still young! Maybe its cos he’s spent all day shitting out those caffiene and sweetener laden hot chocolatesthen again judging by the poo stained arse crack we’ve already seen thats not too far from his usual content
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His arse swallowed it upHe looks like he’s sat on a birthing ball.
Imagine the messNot the diet a ‘bottom’ should be consuming especially with all these hot chocolates that make him nearly tit himself![]()
But that's normal. No one wants people to do bad when they genuinely doNot cruel at all - he's lied about many things, dragged names through mud, etc etc (tens of threads worth!). Completely entitled to feel as you do.
Don't get me wrong, I don't want him to have everything for nothing but if he sorted himself out and put effort into one route, did it well and made money from it then good for him. Though tbh I'd hate the smugness that we all know would come with it![]()
Eh? What's a pip? Surely he doesn't mean his cock
Yeah he means hisBut that's normal. No one wants people to do bad when they genuinely do
Eh? What's a pip? Surely he doesn't mean his cock![]()
Think that's exactly what he meansEh? What's a pip? Surely he doesn't mean his cock![]()
Maybe he was Amy-Jane that day and was referring to his/her clitorisJesus bleeping christ who calls it a pip![]()
I don't have skids in my undies. I reckon I'm doing betterNobody’s jealous beaut View attachment 1062746
irony is this just describes himNobody’s jealous beaut View attachment 1062746
I really hope he means his benefits…
That was my 1st thought. Anyone would think I wasn't a VIP troll. *must troll harder and better*I really hope he means his benefits…