If I’m totally honest wiff you, made hot chocolate wiff froffer and put marshMELLOWS on top, illiterate cocknose
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I would be kinder to most people but she’s clearly stated this is her full time job so you’d think she’d make more of an effortIf I’m totally honest wiff you, made hot chocolate wiff froffer and put marshMELLOWS on top, illiterate cocknose
Omg I don’t even know what’s worst, her doing her self care crap or saying it would make a “great lady minute present”.
She took the Father Christmas delivery to Number 10 post down 
Hold on, you told me I needed to change my sheets, clean my drains wiv bicarb, deep clean the bathrooms, hoover the back of the sofa and do some ironing. When am I supposed to refuel my soul?
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It’s a massive fail on her part when she tries to be smutty and funny. She is neither! Stick to being a low rent cleaner. Half job LynseyShe took the Father Christmas delivery to Number 10 post down
Cocknose out on her walk with her ugly demon dog
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It’s not ‘on brand’ for her something like that, is it. Maybe someone had a wordShe took the Father Christmas delivery to Number 10 post down
It’s like when she swears, it’s akin to hearing your primary school teacher swear - she’s cultivated this completely false image that’s so prim and proper (one of her many lies) and when she slips up people are shocked by her.
As if she is 26 here!!!!!! She looks 46 if she’s a day 
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‘Rib’ does look quite young but old Lego hair still has the same hair style, (no) fashion sense etc she’s got nowAs if she is 26 here!!!!!! She looks 46 if she’s a day
Jeez, the look on the other woman's face lol.
That "room" with the new sofas.
They don't match? Like, in any way at all. They're not even similar in style.
It looks like a storage unit. Nothing goes, it's absolutely tiny. The sofas against the wall like that just make it seem like a waiting area? She's really messed up with this new layout.
Edited to add apparently they are the same style. Look cheap and tit though so
They don't match? Like, in any way at all. They're not even similar in style.
It looks like a storage unit. Nothing goes, it's absolutely tiny. The sofas against the wall like that just make it seem like a waiting area? She's really messed up with this new layout.
Edited to add apparently they are the same style. Look cheap and tit though so
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I bet that’s not wrapped under the tree
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It was home to Ireland unfortunately but it looks like her flat mates will be there too so at least they’ll have each other!I saw Lynsey was promoting her lemon ice cubes as something that “aids weight loss” which really annoyed me! I’ve read loads of articles that pretty much say the only real benefit is hydration. Might be just me being petty but diet culture is so prevalent on social media right now that I just don’t think she should be giving out any kind of nutrition advice without any qualifications
They’re rammed in there tight aren’t they, they barely fit the space. They look absolutely ridiculous. Why on earth did she go for a corner sofa and a love seat thing in a room that small? What an idiot.That "room" with the new sofas.
They don't match? Like, in any way at all. They're not even similar in style.
It looks like a storage unit. Nothing goes, it's absolutely tiny. The sofas against the wall like that just make it seem like a waiting area? She's really messed up with this new layout.
Edited to add apparently they are the same style. Look cheap and tit though so
The corner sofa and love seat look crap. She is focusing on yellow as its the current trend (yellow and teal are very in for homewares at the moment). She will be changing it all again in a year or two.
For the sake of full disclosure I've had a teal colour scheme in my lounge for seven years and bought a teal sofa this year because my old one was looking really tatty.
For the sake of full disclosure I've had a teal colour scheme in my lounge for seven years and bought a teal sofa this year because my old one was looking really tatty.
Her whole house is sterile and with no personality whatsoever...it looks like its been decorated with b&m or home bargains tat....she has copied all the other instahuns and her home lacks any originality....i'm surprised she hasn't painted the whole house grey.
I always think she is just behind or a little to late on colour trends. The whole Mustard/yellow thing has been a while now. I'd much rather do my own colours than follow a trend.
Gosh, she really does get joy from shaming her kids doesn't she??
Balling at the twin for ( shock horror ) wearing white trainers in the woods??
They earn their own money dont they?
Isnt it up to them what they wear on their feet?
Maybe its a ploy to show us a "trick" on how to clean your trainers?
Balling at the twin for ( shock horror ) wearing white trainers in the woods??
They earn their own money dont they?
Isnt it up to them what they wear on their feet?
Maybe its a ploy to show us a "trick" on how to clean your trainers?
The only reason she has gone with the yellow accents is because that’s the colour of her “brand”. Cringe. I don’t know anyone else who has their own business that decorated their house to match the logo
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