Lynsey Queen of Clean #5 She’s NOT a Celebrity, Get Her Out of Here!

[Teresa1974]

So im ready to be flamed here but apart from the furry cuffs i quite liked her jacket today...im 46 though so my fashion taste isn't what it used to be

Sorry i meant yesterdays jacket...ive only just watched her story.

 

[Shineyshine]

Yes Lynsey, that film was so badly ‘dubed’ much like the way you badly tag your stories. Don’t know how you dare criticise.

 

[Opinionated]

She’s having eggs today yet uses an old pic of her old kitchen so that’s bullshit. Plus all her stories today are of her old kitchen she’s such a lazy witch to make New content

 

[MissTeddy]

So im ready to be flamed here but apart from the furry cuffs i quite liked her jacket today...im 46 though so my fashion taste isn't what it used to be

Sorry i meant yesterdays jacket...ive only just watched her story.

it was the overall combo of flared jeans with heeled boots, poor woman just can’t put an outfit together.

 

[mammaof3]

'these are disposable but obviously I was sent these so I might as well use them'

Ungrateful witch.

 

[Cantfindanuniqueusername]

I’m just off to hand in my notice at work so I can clean my house ready for Christmas each day like she suggests

 

[Blue1989]

I’m just off to hand in my notice at work so I can clean my house ready for Christmas each day like she suggests

Hope you're following the hashtag, you know the ones she doesn't even do herself

 

[Cantfindanuniqueusername]

Hope you're following the hashtag, you know the ones she doesn't even do herself

Will Santa still come if I change my bedding Saturday? #askingforafriend

 

[Shineyshine]

It’s #notanad but her friend - who Olivia just happens to work for has set up their own business and sells gorgeous stuff. She’s put in a link to make it easy and really wants everyone to go and look and buy stuff from him - but it’s not an advert. He gave her a present knowing she’d show it on Instagram and talk about his business... of course it’s a bleeping advert. So sick of lying, devious Instagrammers.

 

[DCICassieStuart]

I’m just off to hand in my notice at work so I can clean my house ready for Christmas each day like she suggests

It seems as though she assumes that I don't clean my house at all during the rest of the year so must have to do it all Christmas week.

 

[Lurkymcgee]

I’m just off to hand in my notice at work so I can clean my house ready for Christmas each day like she suggests

She also commented that she works full time and still manages to get it all done honestly what a bare face lier. I don't class walking around shopping all day or shoving cut up lemons on my taps as working ...

 

[Cantfindanuniqueusername]

She also commented that she works full time and still manages to get it all done honestly what a bare face lier. I don't class walking around shopping all day or shoving cut up lemons on my taps as working ...

She what??? Unbelieveable

 

[WitchPlease]

She also commented that she works full time and still manages to get it all done honestly what a bare face lier. I don't class walking around shopping all day or shoving cut up lemons on my taps as working ...

duck Off! She kidding us right?! bleeping moron! She can work my 2 14 hr shifts over the weekend as a nurse if she wants.... I'll swap my full time job for her 'full time job'

 

[Meeeeeeeeeeeee]

duck Off! She kidding us right?! bleeping moron! She can work my 2 14 hr shifts over the weekend as a nurse if she wants.... I'll swap my full time job for her 'full time job'

And me

 

[MeliBelly]

It seems as though she assumes that I don't clean my house at all during the rest of the year so must have to do it all Christmas week.

I for one can’t consider celebrating Christmas until my toilet bowels are denture-fresh, the whole house has been cleaned wiv lemon vinegar and I’ve frown everyfink away ready for all my new B&M bits from
Santa...

 

[Cantfindanuniqueusername]

I for one can’t consider celebrating Christmas until my toilet bowels are denture-fresh, the whole house has been cleaned wiv lemon vinegar and I’ve frown everyfink away ready for all my new B&M bits from
Santa...

I forgot how much she loves cleaning her bowels and you made me howl at ‘denture fresh’

Can I throw in a curve ball here? Some of my towels hark back twenty years to when we were first married.....still gorgeous and fluffy.....always use fabric conditioner.......suck on that Lyns

 

[kettlekitten]

I for one can’t consider celebrating Christmas until my toilet bowels are denture-fresh, the whole house has been cleaned wiv lemon vinegar and I’ve frown everyfink away ready for all my new B&M bits from
Santa...

Toilet bowels!!
dying!!!

 

[Justlooking86]

Omg that chocolate bomb story I’m sure she put it in cold milk as it didn’t melt and it looked like skimmed as it had a blue tinge to it. Try harder next time lyns and she’s on a mission to get done freebies for Xmas tagging Superdrug and revolution what a money grabbing witch

Yes! I thought this too! It had to be cold milk cos it stayed as a chunk! She’s so fick

 

[Anon89]

If you are promoting a code, it most definitely is an ad Lynsey! What a lovely way to start Saturday with a report to the ASA.

 

[Lynseyp]

If you are promoting a code, it most definitely is an ad Lynsey! What a lovely way to start Saturday with a report to the ASA.

Yep definitely an ad for a £15 hand cream where Lynsey's code is 20% off but P&P is £2.99 so you are only saving 1p. What a con!!!
I will be reporting her too, even if you don't get paid yet companies give you a discount code to share its still classed as an ad.