Oh jesus... There's some people you just cannot imagine doing it... She's had 3 kids but I cannot imagine her letting go and doing the deed! Instead of lube it's antibac hand gel!
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Omg and hes in medicine, an actual proper job that makes a real difference in the world. When she moans about him working from home and being loud I think. duck, imagine how he feels with you dicking around with your phone
No school uniforms, no work shirts, none of my glamorous outfits....... That made me laugh so much 
Sigh. Another day, another horrible pink t-shirt, and I wish someone would tell her that words that begin with a 'TH' are not pronounced with an 'F'. You flush water THROUGH your coffee machine Lynsey, not FREW it.
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Why is she cleaning stairs today?? Don’t she stick to her own # bollocks that she preaches every day. Thought it was a Saturday for stairs. She is the 1 bleating about sticking to routines. Jumped up twit.
I do my stairs from top to bottom and find it weird she works from the bottom up - there’s always odd little specs of crap that fling to the step below, and you are hoovering away from what you’ve already done, rather than walking all over the bits you’ve just done!!
So she’s going on about her new range with addis. That collapsible washing basket she uses is in also for £3.50 at the minute compared to the £14 she is doing swipe ups for. Never shared that though did she monotonous “fick” twit
Honestly I actually pity her. Imagine waking up and the first thought being , post a story to Instagram.
Spending time with family.....put a story on instagram
Cleaning....put a story on Instagram
Food shopping....put a story on Instagram
Her life must revolve around it
People who are so desperate to seek validation from others. It’s a sad life to lead. No amount of money will take away from precious moments with your family.
Her boomerangs bother me sooo much.Her “time to get wet” boomerang this morning... she looks like something from a horror film
This horror movie was just a boomerang too much for me today
A family member of mine is like this, she will post about being with us, but won’t actually talk to us in real life because she is stuck on her phone, talking to people she doesn’t know. It’s now got to a point where we don’t really see her much anymore because she’s far too interested in appearances.
Lyndsey reminds me of the budget version of Hyacinth Bucket from Keeping up Appearances.
So she’s doing the civvvvvv 60 minute bingo thing but she’s not jakey is also she must be changing clothes and weather in that 60 min it’s all pre recorded clips she must think were all stupid
Can she really not see that she's lining Jakey up to be bullied? His mates might not be on insta, but I'm sure some of their mums are and possibly follow Lynsey, hence his mates seeing him watering Mummy's flowers for her 'bingo'So she’s doing the civvvvvv 60 minute bingo thing but she’s not jakey is also she must be changing clothes and weather in that 60 min it’s all pre recorded clips she must think were all stupid
All the fumes off the ‘cive’ must have gone to the daft sod’s head! Why can’t the woman pronounce things right!? It’s CIF not CIVE ffs!! Pissed me right off today!So she’s doing the civvvvvv 60 minute bingo thing but she’s not jakey is also she must be changing clothes and weather in that 60 min it’s all pre recorded clips she must think were all stupid
That’s exactly what I said about 2/3 months ago
Overdone the highlighter today and drawing far too much attention to her penis nose!
Full slap and head to toe pink for her dog walk . .
Id like to get the girls involved in the cleaning questions in my dms but like to keep full control . . No tit sherlock!!
Like every other aspect of your household
Full slap and head to toe pink for her dog walk . .
Id like to get the girls involved in the cleaning questions in my dms but like to keep full control . . No tit sherlock!!
Like every other aspect of your household
The girls wouldn't be able to do it properly, so Lynsey the martyr will have to do it all on her own.Overdone the highlighter today and drawing far too much attention to her penis nose!
Full slap and head to toe pink for her dog walk . .
Id like to get the girls involved in the cleaning questions in my dms but like to keep full control . . No tit sherlock!!
Like every other aspect of your household
I see she's got her Mrs Doyle hat out again. Who wore it better?
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