Lynsey Queen of Clean #13 Barbie’s Granny in her Boo Hoo dress tbh wiv you she looks a mess

[youare1]

It's not blowas, it's flowers and no I don't think loads will be asking - she has such a high opinion of herself it's unreal.
Anyone else having a "medium" morning? Honestly Lynsey do yourself a favour and give it up.

 

[Tamij]

Did she say you could use that box as a “drawerer divider”?

 

[Shineyshine]

It's not blowas, it's flowers and no I don't think loads will be asking - she has such a high opinion of herself it's unreal.
Anyone else having a "medium" morning? Honestly Lynsey do yourself a favour and give it up.

That blowas looks so cheap and nasty, what with the static making fabric (I’m getting a shock just looking at it) and the placement of the pocket - they’ve not even tried to pattern match the material.

 

[Mum3boys]

That blowas looks so cheap and nasty, what with the static making fabric (I’m getting a shock just looking at it) and the placement of the pocket - they’ve not even tried to pattern match the material.

Think she’s looking a bit rough today, reckon she over did it last night on the cheap plonk

 

[Nixxs]

The kids are skeletal living on her diet ... but she must eat and drink so much crap outside of the meals she creates because she's quite chunky.

That would be the 2,000 calories of wine every night

 

[kettlecrisp32]

BLOWAZ

 

[melonsandlemons]

I can’t get over the arse licking for Scamp and Dude today. Get the hint Lyns… they’re saying

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

Her socks when she is showing those pvc trousers are manky and the freezer you might clean the fridge on a Friday but that freezer is mingin !

 

[Clare]

I bet there’s not been much bashing going on in her bedroom recently, not even in 5 minutes #prayforRib

 

[themuffinwoman]

Jesus Christ why is she shouting in the competition reel. Shhh not all of us have been up since 4am doing the dog walk.

 

[JG54]

Can’t even say your own child’s name properly, bloody Lydia

 

[youare1]

What is talking about on that competition post, after a day out at the caravan they come back with a dirty car full of sand, sticky patches etc - as if .
Anyone else notice her nails yesterday when she was putting the candle in the freezer, the polish was even thicker than usual, like a glitter on top, looked bloody awful.

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

I can’t get over the arse licking for Scamp and Dude today. Get the hint Lyns… they’re saying

If I was the SCAM AND DO lady I’d be getting nervous at this point! We seriously didn’t need the multiple stories raving about the BOX those gaudy mugs came in

 

[Shineyshine]

I can’t get over the arse licking for Scamp and Dude today. Get the hint Lyns… they’re saying

She’s actually stalking them now. It’s not normal. If I were them I’d take out a restraining order.

 

[Opinionated]

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I bet there’s not been much bashing going on in her bedroom recently, not even in 5 minutes #prayforRib

He only gets to bash it out early doors on a Sunday that’s why she changes the sheets

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Her socks when she is showing those pvc trousers are manky and the freezer you might clean the fridge on a Friday but that freezer is mingin !

This is not the freezer of a (self-described) “OCD” home organisation expert.

 

[beaniebobble]

Lost count of the mistakes in todays post! She looks so awkward in her outfit today! Also how massive are her feet?

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

£249 !!! Just add that to your collection of never ending shoes ! What happened the Doc’s that look the same eh Lynsey

 

[Doodlebug71]

Lost count of the mistakes in todays post! She looks so awkward in her outfit today! Also how massive are her feet?

Almost as big as her cocknose so aye

 

[spongey]

Sorry to go for the fans, but who are these people that message her to tell her she got the day wrong when she said good morning? Who cares? She's gets it wrong nearly every day, just move on!