Lynsey Queen of Clean #13 Barbie’s Granny in her Boo Hoo dress tbh wiv you she looks a mess

[Tea and Toast]

I love the fact her reels for bedsheet Sunday show she only has 1 bed set and wears the same clothes and dressing gown clear recycling of clips!

Who the fuck strips the bed at 7:30am on a Sunday?! Why are you not in it with a cuppa watching the news or eating breakfast?!

Because thats what us normal people doooo!!
Her life is as rigid as fuck . .
She'll be crucifying a roast soon, devils dog bridge walk, ironing and a granny hallmark film to watch and selfcare Sunday. . Its riveting stuff you know

 

[Riffraff81]

Looks like Rib is on Tinder the way he's swiping the phone

 

[beaniebobble]

Look at how burnt and red she is… that body shop sun cream isn’t doing so well there is it? That skin damage!

At least we are spared that coffee time tune and ribs long suffering face carrying a tray.

 

[Nixxs]

Shock the dogs not well after taking it out in the heat. So stupid and fick

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

I seriously need to start a FRED on the cringe PT…

 

[Mum3boys]

You vile trolls need to cut Lyns some slack, she’s upset about a few fings at the moment

 

[MaryPoppinsHandbag]

Is this her attempt at looking sultry???
Edited to add her story on ‘I’ve not had my lips done’ bullshit when she comes near the camera you can see smokers lines on her top lip!! Plus the reason her face looks different is she’s had filler on her marionette lines aswell as her jaw and cheeks so makes her face look weird. No amount of skin and me will help it you daft bint. Someone with that much work on their face shouldn’t be allowed to flog skin care

I don’t mind this pic, it covers most of her face
Also, am I the only person who has the same cushions, throws, candles etc all year round? Who has time or space to fuck around with changing & storing them all Happy to be the weirdo on this

 

[melonsandlemons]

Why does she have to show the kid at the gym? How to embarrass the boy in one easy step. I bet his mates are having a field day laughing at him.

Considering he’s moved schools due to bullying you’d think she might have learned….

 

[Tea and Toast]

Sorry, did I see that correctly?

A packet of pegs and a free tesco mag "a treat" from Rib??

Id be kicking him into touch if thats classed as a treat ffs

 

[Shineyshine]

Ironic she should choose Friday as her drinking day song as it looks like every day is wine day at the Pepto Palace

Yeah more like 7 Days by Craig David…

 

[Shineyshine]

She takes loads of coat hangers on holiday wiv her… yeah right, liar liar pants on fire Anyfing for anovver swipe up.

Pissing my sides at how many people still come on here and think she’s in her 50s Doesn’t matter what she does now, her skin is wrecked. Can’t wait to see her in 5-10 years time

 

[melonsandlemons]

Those poor boys. They look mortified! Jake has already had to move schools due to bullying- she has not learned her lesson at all has she! There is no privacy in her house. If I were those boys I’d refuse to go round there for fear of ending up on social media. Considering her past history with the ex- her safeguarding of children is awful. Thank god she doesn’t work with people, I’d dread to think what would happen. Stick to inanimate objects, she can’t damage them.

Rude bitch.

How people follow her with insulting replies to genuine questions I’ll never know.

 

[Kezza_69]

What the fuck is she having done to her face

Such weird lumps all over

Was that her mascara "trick" today?

Is she a mua?
A cleaner?
A fashionista?
A weather girl?

No end to her talentsbullshit

 

[Clare]

That Friday song she uses when she’s about to get pissed off cheap pink plonk

Ironic she should choose Friday as her drinking day song as it looks like every day is wine day at the Pepto Palace

 

[kettlecrisp32]

But she washed that effing blazer by itself again!!

Also posting photos of her son and his mates who clearly don't what their photo taken.

She has no right posting photos to social media of teenagers who CLEARLY don’t want to be posted. If that were my child I would go ballistic!

 

[Shineyshine]

Erm, how about scraping your plates off before loading the dishwasher, Queen of Cleaning? Or teaching your children to do it. Housework 101…

 

[youare1]

It's not blowas, it's flowers and no I don't think loads will be asking - she has such a high opinion of herself it's unreal.
Anyone else having a "medium" morning? Honestly Lynsey do yourself a favour and give it up.

 

[Popcorn ready]

So miss germaphobic, washes all her work top down then puts a dirty kitchen chair on the top and cleans it. Yeah that makes complete sense ‍ dozy mare.

 

[Mum3boys]

Only Cloffs

Only Fans Fursday if you’re following along with the hash tags, today I’ll be flashing my levver chest

 

[Popcorn ready]

Thanks me old cocknose, just remembered I need to re sole my winter boots