Lynsey Queen of Clean #13 Barbie’s Granny in her Boo Hoo dress tbh wiv you she looks a mess

[f1fangirl]

I'm SO ready for another one of her neighbours to hop onto Tattle and give us some more of her business. She must be the talk of her estate, parading around in another ridiculous getup and blaring into her phone at all times of the day

Hi Neighbour here, and yes she does swan about like she owns the place and looks just as ridiculous as she does on social media

 

[Shineyshine]

Brilliant fread title from @DCICassieStuart we love it!

Lynsey continues to be the worst of what Instagram has to offer with her constant ads for the cheapest, nastiest products out there. Her other content is lame and revolves around invading her family’s privacy, excessive alcohol consumption and non-existent cleaning.

Flogging granny dresses on the daily.

She’d have us believe her DMs are full of compliments on her complexion, despite having skin that looks like an antique leather handbag.

Apparently a pink vacuum is what the world needed, so Swan and Lynsey were only too happy to supply one - and sell it to all the mugs out there who feel the need to buy yet another plastic piece of tat that they don’t need.

 

[Miss_Nobody]

Good time for your phone to freeze

 

[Shineyshine]

This woman is insufferable. She didn’t have to spray stuff in a confined aircraft cabin - what if someone sitting nearby has asthma, or just can’t bear breathing in the spray? She had wipes anyway, so just wipe it if you have to. Selfish fuckwit.

And how old is Mollie? Taking that thing away with her like a 3 year old. This whole family I’m thinking there’s not one of them right in the head.

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

SUPERDRUG !!! That is all !!

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Might have got stuck into the wine a few hours early today? Remember wankered wednesday comes before frow up fursday if you're following along wif the hashtags

 

[f1fangirl]

Welcome Lynz’s neighbour! I’m SO jealous of your priceless source of free entertainment if I’m honest wif you!

Hi! Oh it is VERY entertaining! The shouting matches coming from her house recently have been very enlightening…

 

[Mum3boys]

Lyndsey’s pegging and begging but Scamp and dude still not in the mood

 

[Isa_Drennan]

What in the name of f*ck does she look like in this. Bloody twat in the hat.

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

Looks like she had time to change her nails between cleaning the kitchen surfaces and using the mop. Surely the queen of clean doesn’t reuse clips to make it look like she does more cleaning than she actually can be arsed to

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Well done Lynz for summing up your entire Insta presence just in time for our new FRED!

 

[If i told you …]

No one cares about the dog and the bridge!

 

[beaniebobble]

She is aggressive and rude! I am a regular follower but I've never once seen her sorting her recycling anyone else? Probably on the defensive because we all know how frow away she is and wasteful! I cannot believe that she can market herself as eco.

those teenagers don't want their photo taken and she proceeds to publish them to everyone and I'm sorry but Jake is skeletal he looks like he needs a decent meal!

 

[Shineyshine]

Maybe if the stupid woman didn’t share her and her family’s every single move on Insta, she wouldn’t get comments asking! Alarm bells would be ringing to me that I was over sharing if I was getting messages about my husband’s shirts. But the money is more important to our Lynzzzz. Who needs privacy!

I don’t think she got any direct messages. I think she read here, or somebody else did and told her what was said. Hence the pathetic story showing his dirty top - I mean, literally airing their dirty laundry in public Tragic.

 

[Clare]

I don't know what annoys me more that bloody coffee song or the happy dog one

The East 17 “Steam” when she gets the steamer out for show. Makes me want to chew my ears off

 

[kettlecrisp32]

Why the fuck did they only have two hours sleep? So they got in at 4:30am, and Rigid Rita had them all up at 6 bastard 30 to do washing?? Jesus, have a fucking lie in after getting back from your hols in the middle of the night, what’s the worst that’ll happen? Her kids must hate her.

 

[melonsandlemons]

Be careful Rob, it’s a good day to do some pegging- tomorrow is sheet Sunday after all!

 

[Shineyshine]

lol
She's a snarky fuck.

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Just so you trolls know they wear clean cloves in their house right! So it must’ve been Rib’s body that was dirty and itchy

And bof tops are designer… one’s Tommy and the ovvers Ted… you got that!

Ffs get a life woman and go and learn how to speak, read and write properly instead of coming here and reading our little bit of banter We’re not messaging you, so bugger off.

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

This cock nosed walloper just gets worse, so up herself it’s ridiculous

Looks like a mad granny on day release

I'm SO ready for another one of her neighbours to hop onto Tattle and give us some more of her business. She must be the talk of her estate, parading around in another ridiculous getup and blaring into her phone at all times of the day

 

[If i told you …]

For someone who says they're 5'10, size 10 and goes to the gym her thighs are massive. No wonder she doesn't like shorts and wears granny dresses down to her ankles.

Hey! I so excited. I have just found the perfect dress for Lynsey. It’s just her cup of tea! Don’t you think