Lynsey Queen of Clean #13 Barbie’s Granny in her Boo Hoo dress tbh wiv you she looks a mess

[becky's artex ceiling]

new FRED time! My suggestion

Begs and begs for 'Scam and Do', Lynz she's just not into you

 

[Shineyshine]

Separated at birth…

 

[Shineyshine]

Happy families around the table again. Everyone phones out, heads down, ignoring each other, looking miserable. Magic

 

[Kezza_69]

I cant unsee this . .
She lords about thinking shes some kind of super model

 

[youthnovels]

Anyone see Rob pulling his gruds out of his bum hole?

 

[Mum3boys]

This is one seriously deluded cock nose if I’m
Honest wiv you… absolutely deceased at this !!

 

[Opinionated]

It’s clear she was there to clean the caravan for the next load of renters arriving tomorrow second home my arse!!!

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

Always the stairs cause we are great , think yourself lucky you can climb stairs you stuck up cow !! Some of us do not have that option !!!

 

[Mum3boys]

This cock nosed walloper just gets worse, so up herself it’s ridiculous

Looks like a mad granny on day release

 

[Opinionated]

Jake should have shoved her in for shaming him about his smelly sheets. Yet again embarrassing him to whoever watches her!

Wait till she finds his wank socks

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

I'm SO ready for another one of her neighbours to hop onto Tattle and give us some more of her business. She must be the talk of her estate, parading around in another ridiculous getup and blaring into her phone at all times of the day

CANCEL THAT! I want the mum of whichever unfortunate child she just filmed mopping the floor of M&S to create a Tattle account and start letting rip!! I think that’s one of her son’s friends, if so, what is she thinking!

Fun fact, Lynz has a locked personal account that nobody on Tattle gives a toss about, so if you must post that kind of mess, keep it on there, don’t blast it out to thousands of strangers you inconsiderate hag!

 

[Mum3boys]

If she had dark hair she would look just like Hetty

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Personally, any PT who advertises ‘fat loss’ is a major red flag to me. He should aim to make clients stronger and healthier. Clown. I’m surprised the ad wasn’t in comic sans

 

[Little Baby Nothing]

Anyone else get the feeling that halfway through her story moaning about the doorbell ringing constantly, she realized we would know it’s all parcels and freebies for her? Her eyes started darting and she said quickly said it could be a parcel for a neighbour or a random person. Sure Lynsey

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Endless deliveries of Granny dresses

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Regular reminder that Lynz actually got her start in 'eco cleaning' and regularly jacks tips from Nancy Birtwistle (who is a must-follow if you're actually into eco cleaning).

Her nemesis queen Kim Woodburn - I say enemy, Kim doesn't actually know she exists - was also all about the citric acid and borax back in the 90s, it's all in the 'How Clean is your House' book, which is brilliant!

Meanwhile Lynz puts a full wash on for a couple of dishcloths, constantly orders throwaway sweatshop fashions and will hawk any old plastic tat if she can squeeze out a swipe up

 

[melonsandlemons]

Stop sending yourself messages Lyns- give away in the fact that they don’t make sense

 

[Tamij]

She’s going to make a recipe later with courgettes, halloumi and “pomegrammit seeds”.
Looking forward to it.

 

[melonsandlemons]

This doesn’t even make sense…

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

How is this content? Same thing all the time. Poor sod.

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Not forgetting “coffee time…”

Followed by "happeh happeh happeh dawg" after Hetty communes with her satanic ancestors on the bridge

She had two stories of Rib serving her drinks yesterday, time to go for the hat trick Lynz!