Lynsey Queen of Clean #13 Barbie’s Granny in her Boo Hoo dress tbh wiv you she looks a mess

[becky's artex ceiling]

Hi Neighbour here, and yes she does swan about like she owns the place and looks just as ridiculous as she does on social media

Welcome Lynz’s neighbour! I’m SO jealous of your priceless source of free entertainment if I’m honest wif you!

 

[Frenchgirl]

The new Astonish paste can be used to shine and clean your money ..... sorry who cleans their money? Am I missing something?

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Why is she dragging the dog out for a walk AGAIN?
I know devil dog gives me the evil, but I'm starting to feel sorry for it.

 

[If i told you …]

I don’t watch TM at all, would rather watch paint dry.
Twitter is comedy gold though

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Walking 10k steps to stick to the routine just so you can get twatted at midday is such a classic example of “Lynz logic”.

Rib does not look impressed and wishes he was back at the Solana tbh

 

[Shineyshine]

Did she really say this morning that she’s been going to that PT for 5 years??? I’d be demanding a refund…

 

[melonsandlemons]

But there’s an #aff link to be had so today I’m going to pretend to wear them before changing later.

 

[JG54]

Someone from yesterdays shit fest posted this of her…

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Hi! Oh it is VERY entertaining! The shouting matches coming from her house recently have been very enlightening…

lol this reminds me of the other neighbour who posted a while back claiming the queen is a total potty mouth off camera. It’s FAKKIN frow it fursday, ya CANT!

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

What an intro from the queen this morning! I felt like putting on an extra coat of factor 50 and I haven’t even been outside yet!!

And this is WITH a filter

 

[Lovelula]

I've just started following her ..did I hear her right in saying she's only 42??Her mam must have left her out in the sun as a baby and forgot to bring her back inside ...what's the story with the husband any gossip on him?Or does he just bring her coffee and drinks with what look like shaved legs...

 

[Little Baby Nothing]

I don't know what annoys me more that bloody coffee song or the happy dog one

 

[beaniebobble]

What in the name of f*ck does she look like in this. Bloody twat in the hat.

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Is she seriously using the dishwasher to wash a baseball cap? Meanwhile the rest of the world tries to conserve energy and reduce our bills!

 

[spongey]

They need to get their stories straight… 3 years or 5 years. Either way she needs a refund. And £77 a month- bloody hell!

I despise the whole "less than your daily latte" thing... so many companies use it! It's lazy marketing. You'll have spent your daily latte money over and over on all these stupid things when all you want is the bloody latte in the first place. And I'm sure most people don't even have one every day!

Sorry, nothing to do with Lynsey but that riled me up and don't get me started on "ridiculous awesomeness"

 

[Mum3boys]

Should have treated yourself to a day at the feme park wiv your fin shorts on and your hand in the nice pocket

 

[melonsandlemons]

Half of this pot… tell me again Lyns how you haven’t got disordered eating? That’s a normal size yogurt not a big sharer pot.

 

[Tea and Toast]

Jesus christ. .
Up and out walking already to ensure they still get 10k steps in!!

When is a holiday NOT a holiday?
When you are away with Lynsey . .

God, her family must despise her!!

 

[Clare]

I bet there’s not been much bashing going on in her bedroom recently, not even in 5 minutes #prayforRib

 

[Popcorn ready]

Soooo you took note of how un tidy the splinter cupboard was, now take note from us who keep our homes clean an work full time. Clean your filthy skirting boards and the door tracks, stop poncing around thinking you look good you don’t you look like a clown. Do what you are and I say this loosely paid to do. Clean!!!!! you beggy Tw@t.

 

[Doodlebug71]

Why does she have to show the kid at the gym? How to embarrass the boy in one easy step. I bet his mates are having a field day laughing at him.

Always she puts him out there to be bullied fucking cock nose cunt