She claims that Ali didn't want a birthday present from Lydia because she's been "doing the house" and that's present enough
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Lydia Millen #81 Brag away, we know Bunny won’t give you the Thyme of day!
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Your feet are swelling cause they're full of LIES!!!! 
Gawd, her whole room is the same colour, at least the lenor added a bit of "life".
That dog does not look pleased to see her. She really is over egging how Porter loves her. It’s like a canine version of Mommie Dearest.
I don’t like the floor tiles. Don’t know why, but it’s not working for me. Maybe it’s the square pattern of it, or the way the marbling looks with so much grouting ... not quite sure.
There is a very well known saying, those that live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones! I wonder if that applies to Lydia in this situation?
Yes, but, like, Lydia and who ever that Em (is it) person is : that’s your WHOLE industry — passing judgement on people and people in clothes. Again, you bleeping Dumb MooMoo (sorry to the real MooMooCow animals), you don’t get to have it one way and do it another. And if you wanted to be treated “kindly” then you bleeping “be kind”.
Oh I’m in a rage over someone who’s so insignificant & useless I’m sad fir myself right now.
Oh that ugly vase on the table is going she's after another one and Lumi is spread out on the dining table, ooh how luxe.
I had a really really invasive hip operation a few years back. The first time I met my surgeon he was 45 minutes late and a total duck. I asked my PT if that’s just how he was and she said yes, sometimes, but he’s the best in the country and I wouldn’t recommend going to someone else. Yeah he could be a dick and a bit gruff at times, but he did an amazing job on my hip & I can walk again because of him and my excellent PT. Who cares if they’re a dick.Sorry she wants a nicer surgeon? I've never heard such bollocks in my life. If someone is doing SURGERY on me I don't care if they're nice I care if they're good at their job! Imagine spending all that money on a tit boob job and justify it by saying the surgeon was nice
Imagine choosing someone nice and ending up with bad fake tits. I mean, she chose someone not nice the first time and still ended up with cement oranges so it’s really a lose-lose for her.
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Her fake posh accent is pissing me off lerk, becurse, surch. 
Lidl proving again that ‘once a chav, always a chav’OMG she has only gone and had 'millen gorden' engraved in the handmade puppy gates
WATERFALLS & DRAINS !!!!! You are a drain lovely actually a sewer drain to be honest.
She needs a bike. You have one in your shed on the wall that you don't use.
Shows us all her bare minerals & Espa in her teeny tiny bathroom. Fuckwitt.
Hands nicotine orange with appalling applied tan.
She feels very Ralph Lauren in a stripey shirt & that bloody H belt again !!!!
Wanking the door handles again. She definitely gets a orgasm from those knobs.
Bedroom carrys on the doom & gloom dropcloth theme.
But guess what en-suite has a TUMBLED MARBLE FLOOR. ITS SO ME ME ME ME ME.
Well Ali definitely would get to voice an opinion would he ? . Cant do a hour of her will stomach the rest later.
She needs a bike. You have one in your shed on the wall that you don't use.
Shows us all her bare minerals & Espa in her teeny tiny bathroom. Fuckwitt.
Hands nicotine orange with appalling applied tan.
She feels very Ralph Lauren in a stripey shirt & that bloody H belt again !!!!
Wanking the door handles again. She definitely gets a orgasm from those knobs.
Bedroom carrys on the doom & gloom dropcloth theme.
But guess what en-suite has a TUMBLED MARBLE FLOOR. ITS SO ME ME ME ME ME.
Well Ali definitely would get to voice an opinion would he ? . Cant do a hour of her will stomach the rest later.
I think they show only shopable professional model/catalogue-like pics?
Wow. I actually feel like I need a gin after ploughing through that. She is absolutely manic.
1. The whole ‘I’ve never been so happy and unaffected by negativity’ crap doesn’t wash. She was ranting on Instagram yesterday because somebody dared ask a home account what paint they used.
2.Lauren was over unexpectedly to sort out ‘snagging’. Into your air-raid shelter mummy-to-be.
3. She’s had a revelation that dog walks get muddy and bought a cheaper coat from Amazon! No tit Sherlock! Told you so!
4. The solid oak, bespoke dog gates will age beautifully. How long is she planning to lock Porter in the kitchen for that to happen? It was bad enough on a short term basis but for good?? All you hear in her vlogs is the puppy crying, alone.
5. The relaxing music they play whilst you are on hold on the phone to a call centre doesn’t chill you out and neither does the relaxing music she is playing as she rips open yet another delivery.
6. In one scene we watch her desperately trying to make space in her extensive kitchen cabinetry for the new crockery (as she says she emailed the company for more). Next, we are shown the hall bursting with Amazon deliveries. You cannot make this up. Does she not comprehend simple physics?
7. Why has she not written Ali’s cards or wrapped his gifts at 9:30 on his actual birthday?? The ink won’t be dry when she gives it to him. I spend ages thinking of the words I want to write to my husband. I can’t imagine scribbling it down there and then before thrusting it in his hand and stealing his birthday treats.
8. I would love to know what her brother and his wife think of the abhorrent waste that they see in the Bungalow when they specialise in eco homes and sustainable living. (I’m brushing past the ‘Junn-ip-er’ comments. I haven’t got the will any longer...)
Happy birthday Ali. You’re a lucky, lucky guy.
1. The whole ‘I’ve never been so happy and unaffected by negativity’ crap doesn’t wash. She was ranting on Instagram yesterday because somebody dared ask a home account what paint they used.
2.Lauren was over unexpectedly to sort out ‘snagging’. Into your air-raid shelter mummy-to-be.
3. She’s had a revelation that dog walks get muddy and bought a cheaper coat from Amazon! No tit Sherlock! Told you so!
4. The solid oak, bespoke dog gates will age beautifully. How long is she planning to lock Porter in the kitchen for that to happen? It was bad enough on a short term basis but for good?? All you hear in her vlogs is the puppy crying, alone.
5. The relaxing music they play whilst you are on hold on the phone to a call centre doesn’t chill you out and neither does the relaxing music she is playing as she rips open yet another delivery.
6. In one scene we watch her desperately trying to make space in her extensive kitchen cabinetry for the new crockery (as she says she emailed the company for more). Next, we are shown the hall bursting with Amazon deliveries. You cannot make this up. Does she not comprehend simple physics?
7. Why has she not written Ali’s cards or wrapped his gifts at 9:30 on his actual birthday?? The ink won’t be dry when she gives it to him. I spend ages thinking of the words I want to write to my husband. I can’t imagine scribbling it down there and then before thrusting it in his hand and stealing his birthday treats.
8. I would love to know what her brother and his wife think of the abhorrent waste that they see in the Bungalow when they specialise in eco homes and sustainable living. (I’m brushing past the ‘Junn-ip-er’ comments. I haven’t got the will any longer...)
Happy birthday Ali. You’re a lucky, lucky guy.
The dream! Look at all that light through the glasshou........... !!!
Was that in Australia?No, she didn't?!
Ultra-lazy-moo-moo!
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Then I guess the same goes with her. Maybe he can buy her a Mellon ball scooper for her birthday. No wait...a pizza cutter!
“It’ll age beautifully”. Yes, Lyds. The tit in your house is going to age more beautifully than you’ll age.
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