Lydia Millen #52 Flopmas with the MGs, Hermès bag for her majesty, needs a f*kn dictionary

[missmousey]

Why are two grown adults in this day and age completely incapable of making a decent meal?! There’s an abundance of tv cooks around now with easy and healthy recipe books and apps that you can get. Not to mention the whole of the flipping internet that you can Google easy recipes on. And then there’s things like Hello Fresh or Gusto as well (surely she can wangle a Hello Fresh deal like other YouTuber has!). There’s really no excuse for either of them to not be able to put a half decent meal together that doesn’t consist of bread, cheese and pasta!

I have a strong feeling they’re broke. They get freebies for literally everything else but they can’t do that with food unless they goto a food bank. It’s very telling when people cut down on the quality of the food they eat.

 

[OhMyGosh!]

I have a strong feeling they’re broke. They get freebies for literally everything else but they can’t do that with food unless they goto a food bank. It’s very telling when people cut down on the quality of the food they eat.

Well, Lydia only seems to eat one meal a day, prefers crap food and is LAZY. So, there's that, too.

 

[Delizia]

I love how thoughtful you are in this. I would add my furbabies but I just lost one suddenly within the last few months and I can't talk about him in the past tense yet.

And LMAO at Ali in his vlog about "NOT going back" to that Swiss restaurant and "just leaving it at that". They ordered the raclette cheese and they were horrified at the smell. 100%. They are such simpletons. Just give them their dinosaur chicken nuggets and chips with ketchup since they are such petulant toddlers in adult bodies, as per usual.

Wow, and raclette is not even the smelliest, I'd say it's not smelly actually. Maybe I'm used to it.
But isn't it our Lady Lydiot whose supposed to be a cheese connoisseur? Always with their staple cheese board. What do they put on it?

Edit : or I should say it's smelly but not stinky, just smells of cheese. And is so creamy and yummy, no I'm craving it.

 

[beahunny]

Wow, and raclette is not even the smelliest, I'd say it's not smelly actually. Maybe I'm used to it.
But isn't it our Lady Lydiot whose supposed to be a cheese connoisseur? Always with their staple cheese board. What do they put on it?

 

[Delizia]

I have a strong feeling they’re broke. They get freebies for literally everything else but they can’t do that with food unless they goto a food bank. It’s very telling when people cut down on the quality of the food they eat.

With the same budget they spend into nuggets and baked beans, I'd make them a proper meal. First of all, you take the plain beans, which you can turn into so many more recipes than just buying the premade Heinz once. Then buy lots of spices and coconut milk, and you can turn pretty much anything into a yummy cheap tasty vegetarian meal. Then, you put something revolutionary in your pasta : veggies, and sliced roasted tomatoes. Take notes Lydiot, all of that you don't even need a recipe or a thermomix.

Salads : buy feta cheese, croutons, olives, sundried tomatoes, seeds, and roast whatever veggies you grow in your coffin beds.

They have literally no excuse, for people with so much time on their hands, to eat like they do.

PS : raclette cheese in a burger with bacon and confit onion is the absolute best. Don't forget to add a little rocket salad.

 

[Greedy Grubby Grabber]

Aww another beautiful instalment! Thank you!
Here is Bruiser on his scratch post

Happy bruiser on his catification entertainment centre provided by his loving cat mummy. Be nice if Lidl (or Aldi) had put as much attention to Lumi's needs, when she is buying yet another unsuitable lead, meanwhile Lumi entertains herself on top of door frames as there is literally zero anything cat friendly in the bunga. Bengal cats are high maintenance and need stimulation and probably a litter tray. Then boasting about the dogs diet (although I assume that's coming as a freebie) when from her own pocket she feeds Lumi cheap supermarket cat food (we saw the drawer of Felix).

@Peppypoopar thanks for your picture to illustrate...

This lead looks similar to this one and surprise surprise, the description says its ideal for large or working dogs. As per the Purdey collar for gun dog/ spaniel, looks great perhaps not suitable for the miniature sausage dog - it needs to be longer to reach further to the ground for a start I would have thought.

Amazon product

A comment on the video - nice to see that using the Amazon website counts as research.... Goals

I was expecting.....

Now we have unsuitable leads for every day of the week. #allthegear no idea
Lets not forget once "Porter" has been used for the Gram, he will probably be passed over to Aldi. Who already has a full time carers role...
Maybe some outfits can be gifted so Lidl "can wear this for poop scooping" - I can see the brands lining up for the literal Ship Show...

 

[Missclassy19]

I don’t know what’s changed. I use to think shes soooo gorgeous like prettier than anyone I had ever seen but now she seems Aged idk how to explain it but it’s different

 

[Lola Faith]

Lol Dior gifted Victoria a personalised vanity case!

Lydia didn't even get a Dior advent calendar, but oh no wait, she doesn't do advent calendars does she? Well she did until she stopped getting the good ones sent to her!

 

[Renaissance]

FUR BABIES IN THE WOOD.

ACT 8.

Scene 1. Clearing in the Wood. Night.

As the curtain rises the eagle-eyed of us will notice that the sign over the porch says Dunbotherin’. The stage now has another 7 cat-scratching posts and in excess of 34 dog beds. All have been kindly gifted by our anonymous benefactor. The whole Company are on stage. It is bed time and our Fur Babies are settling down for the night. Many of the dogs are sharing beds. Little pickle Stannis has parked his watermelon next to a hay bale and forks a few more prawns into his mouth just to keep him going whilst he sleeps. Casper, Harvey, Bruiser, Chilli, Dexter, Benny and Monty are all comfortably settled on the new 5 storey scratching post which they have claimed for Maine Coon purposes only. Their huge, beautiful tails waft from side to side causing a nice breeze for Sonic our hedgehog who lies below in a little cardboard box full of straw. He’s decided that hibernation can wait a little longer this year because he really does want to see what Father Christmas might bring him. His heart is set on his jar of delicious creepy crawlies. Charlie (Panda Bear) has found a bright red sock and he is busily burying it within the padded folds of his bed. He plans to hang it up as a stocking tomorrow and he imagines himself in the morning dashing around being chased with it hanging from his mouth before he hangs it up. The thought makes him sigh with happiness. Bonnie, Dinah and Griffin are curled around each other having a whispered conversation about Quantum Physics. They are incredibly clever and intelligent. Our hamsters have come to life and are busy whirling round and round on their Hygge Hamster Wheel (now out of stock). It’s such fun travelling nowhere as a trio. Billy has his head under his wing but one eye remains firmly open as he sits in the lovely Christmas tree with Marmalade. Moon runs around head-butt kissing everyone goodnight. Murphy our stunning Merle Great Dane can’t find a new bed big enough to accommodate his length of bone comfortably. He’s tried pushing two dog beds together but it didn’t work. Unperturbed, he simply flops down on the floor next to Cooper and gives him a big sloppy kiss. Cooper scratches the top of Murphy’s tail in thanks and then settles back down next to Coco. Coco has been wondering who will read them their bedtime Fairy Tale Story tonight. She loves listening to stories especially when-she’s tired. Bentley, Nacho Cheese and Frank lie panting on a hay bale. Frank the Pug has been a little snuffly today and Lula has been giving him healing to help him breathe more easily. Cool Surfer Dude Ben and Luna snuggle together having been practising their dancing all day. Elvis and Nobby have been holding up their score cards after each dance. There is a sudden noise in the undergrowth OSR and all the Fur Babies become alert and watch expectantly. 2 adorable Shorthair Cats - Tiger and Lily enter. Each carry a little bowl to place at the front of stage with the other 104. They have been travelling through the night to get here. Tiger needs to find someone to give him a big cuddle quickly because he hasn’t had one for at least an hour whilst he’s been travelling. Gracie immediately jumps down off her scratching post to give him the wealth of her guidance and comfort. Lily begins to groom herself immediately in order that everyone can admire her beauty. Everyone does. There is an even louder thrashing sound coming from the undergrowth OSL. All the Fur Babies turn to the left as Norman the Ginger Cat enters dragging a water bowser behind him. He gives all the Fur Babies a cheery wave as he hauls the bowser to the front of the stage. Pulling his own water bowl out from under his arm he places it on the floor. He scampers across stage to collect Tiger and Lily’s bowls and scampers back to place them before beginning to fill the 107 bowls with water from the bowser. When all 107 bowls are full he drags the water bowser OSR and scampers back for his bedtime story. Everyone takes to him immediately and Norman is delighted. He likes to contribute. Milkshake, Ulla, Muffin the Cat and Smokey make room for him to join them on their post and he snuggles in contentedly. Tommo has joined Lulu, Silvi and Poppy in their bed. They beg him to sing them a little song before they go to sleep. They love his basso-profundo voice so very much. It sends shivers down their spines. Tommo explains that he will do so in the morning when he has had the chance to warm his voice up on his walk. Grumpy Snoopy and Muffin have claimed exactly the same bed as they have at home. Snoopy is very particular about beds and only the very best is good enough. Apart from that it’s the necessity of familiarity. Familiarity is very important to a Dachshund - ask any Muffin, Silvi, Poppy and Lulu! Gem and Teddy Bear are cosied together on the ground beneath the tree. Gem has been telling Teddy Bear all about her wonderful Granddad who loved sailing. Teddy Bear has been enthralled and is considering giving a Ted Talk about sailing once he loses his shyness and finds out what sailing is. Little Lady Sky listened to these conversations - anything about sailing really makes her prick her ears up. Teddy and Tilly lie nearby and Teddy has started to consider the possibility of giving a Ted Talk too. Tilly has a hard think about giving a Tilly Talk. The Stage lights flicker a little as the Magical Book of Bedtime Stories floats onto stage and hovers in the air. All the Fur Babies watch in eager anticipation to see who their magical book lands next to. The closest Fur Baby to where the book lands gets to read out the story. The gilded book hovers over the head of each Fur Baby and finally lands next to......................Gracie! Everyone is utterly delighted and claps ecstatically! The glittering book then rises again and hovers. After a little while it comes down and lands next to................Roo the Border Collie! Everyone claps heartily again. Tonight two Fur Babies will read the story. What fun! Apollo pushes a hay bale to CS and as the stage lights dim and a single spotlight comes on Roo and Gracie jump on to the hay bale and open the Magical Fairy Tale Book. The Fur Babies all settle down. Tonight’s story is a cautionary tale...

GRACIE.
Mariah Fitzwilliam’s dog - Duchess D’Offhandiah
Suffered with piles and delusions of grandeur
When it came to comparisons none could be found
She was simply the ultimate, posh Afghan Hound
She knew she was glamorous slender and fair
With her toffee nose primly stuck up in the air
She was pampered and prissy - a whiner - a moaner
Attributes she’d gladly picked up from her owner

Her nails were well manicured three times a week
And her hair was shampooed ‘til it shone with a squeak
Her Pedigree took two full hours to read
Not an ancestor needing to once be de-flead
Her Mother was Haughty Hermione-Coutts
And her Father - Cruft‘s Champion - Lord Snooty Boots
She lived on a Dockland Estate in the South
And she tended to bark with a plum in her mouth

Her kennel was large and it had a nice view
With a bathroom complete with discreet doggy-loo
Her windows were glazed; she had full central heating
And a four-poster bed trimmed with pink satin sheeting
In her Armoire were frocks made from cashmere and silk
She never drank water but lapped asses milk
Or a bowl of Earl Grey as she lounged on her spot
On her nice cool verandah - she loathed feeling hot

Her mistress Mariah was pasty and plain
And quite frankly my darlings - a bit of a pain
She was greasy, had spots and her long hair hung lanky
Her Dad drove a ‘Roller’ - now wasn’t that swanky?
He was gormlessly boring and terribly thin
And a lot of poor people bought used cars from him
Her Mother was loud - but her Father the loudest
Of the four of them, Duchess was smartest and proudest

One night from her bed, she heard noises and saw
A removal van drawing up to the front door
Men took all the furniture out of the house
Then the family tip-toed as one - like a mouse
And sneaked into the ‘Roller’ belonging to Dad
Duchess cried, ‘Wait for me! Are you stark staring mad?’
I must tell you she’d started to worry a bit
And besides - she quite fancied a quick moonlight flit

A policeman next day, found her loose in the garden
”Excuse me!’’ she barked ’’I do so beg your pardon -
They’ve been most forgetful - they’ve left me you know -
I was due at my hairdresser’s two hours ago!’’
The policeman - who didn’t like dogs very much
Got hold of her collar and said ‘’Come on Butch -
It’s the Dog’s Home for you!” - “My name’s Duchess!’’ - she growled
Then he bundled her into his van and she howled

ROO.
The dog’s home was vile, all the food came in tins
Her steel cage had bars and for all of her sins
She was left there alone with no four-poster bed
She was given a mat for her beautiful head
Her sleek hair grew matted and smelly and fungal
She was now forced to mix with a Peke and a Mongrel
An old German Shepherd, a dog-eared Jack Russell
She ignored them aloofly not moving a muscle

’’You’re all very common and not to my taste
And the food at this hotel’s like wallpaper paste
I simply won’t stay - very soon I will go
I am used to much better - I’ll have you all know!’’
She was totally wrong - other dogs came and went
She was told that the time they allowed had been spent
No-one would claim her - her body weight halved
And she lay on her mat looking bony and starved

She simply had no way of earning her keep
So they whispered of sending her somewhere called ‘Sleep’
Her back now flea ridden was hard to the wall
There was no-one to help her - nobody to call
Then a butcher from Stepney called Freddy Cor’Blimey
Who had two massive hands and a T shirt with ‘Try Me’
Emblazoned across his wide chest for a joke
Had a van that broke down - it was billowing smoke

He’d delivered some meat when he’d asked for some water
And couldn’t help seeing her there in her quarter
”’Allo there me beauty” - he cried with a nod
She looked up and said, ‘Am I dead? - Are you God?’
’’’I can’t take yer ‘ome gal... me Missus is bossy
You can live in me van an’ I’ll christen yer Flossie’’
So Flossie D’Offhandiah-Snooty-Boots-Coutts
Went to live with the butcher with crimplene suits

She lived out the rest of her life in his van
Eating scrag-end-of-neck from the big handed man
She had no space or comfort, her back legs grew lame
Her loo was the street - just imagine the shame!
Her beauty had faded, she wanted to die
There were days when she’d lie in his van and just cry
She felt that her new life just wasn’t worth tuppence
Many cynics would say she had got her come-uppance





BLACKOUT






Copyright 2020

Amazing!! The Tilly Talk bit made me chuckle so much

 

[Itsnikki123]

Where is she speaking about dog food? I’ve got to hear this shite! Although if she is going raw- not butternut box- then I’m really happy as it’s the best thing you can feed!

Raw isn’t the best you can feed. No academic research papers show any benefits.

 

[scotty27]

I might email Butternut Box and question why I spend £50 a month to feed my pup when I could click my red soled heels three times and get it sent for free?!

 

[Missclassy19]

I don’t want to pick at appearances but her cheekbones aren’t normal it never use to be like this.

 

[PixelGirl]

I'm not from UK so my opinion might be very uninformed but this looks so underwhelming and tacky. PVC door, grimy drainage, woods for heating displayed at the entrance, clashing colors. In my country this would imply the owners are on the lower end of the income spectrum or just don't bother with it which are both perfectly human and not to be looked down on. Just complete opposite from Misses Hermez rich farmer trophy wife

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The colour of the wood really clashes with the colour of the stone tops. I've not seen it this close up before, it is horrible, I'd be really upset if this were my house. That drainage channel outside the door, that looks horrendous.

 

[Hk85]

I don’t want to pick at appearances but her cheekbones aren’t normal it never use to be like this. View attachment 350832

I can’t help but see this

 

[Delizia]

IS she trying to convince herself and her audience how much better this porch looks? I agree with you all, it looks mismatched and not luxe finishes. PVC white windows struck my eyes as well, she calls that a cottage? lol.

I can’t help but see this

Complete with the hat look XD perfect.

 

[Namima]

How is it that Lydiot accepts work / PR 'gifts' from certain brands, YET SHE DOES NOT FOLLOW THE COMPANIES ON INSTAGRAM ? The PR officers are as lazy as the narc. She just did a huuuuge collab with Louboutin Beauty but does not follow them on IG ??? But happily accepted the free make-up, fragrances and boots. Espa as well.

And so, I think the love affair with Dior has hit the proverbial rocks.

 

[Miss Trunchbull]

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There's a pet a porter website how funny!


Carrieeeeeeee get me some press discount!!!!!!

I’ve just googled it as I thought I should register the name somehow, but naturally it’s been done already.....

 

[beahunny]

And so, I think the love affair with Dior has hit the proverbial rocks.

Lydia never had an influencer relationship directly with the main "Dior" fashion house. She has had "Dior Beauty" jobs/interactions or "Dior via Harrod's" stuff but those are not the same at all. Everything she has featured with Dior fashion was because she was an actual customer of Dior and purchasing their handbags or shoes or clothes (with the ulterior motive of gaining that SM Influencer "Dior" influencer tag). But it never worked. Dior Marketing/PR never signed her on as an "Influencer" and she was never on the Tamara/Amelia/ITF gifting list of receiving the newest season Dior handbag, shoes, etc. So Lydia seems to have given up trying for now.

 

[PixelGirl]

If I'm not mistaken, I think this video is her second most disliked video (the one with the most dislikes was her crappy globy launch - oh how embarrassing) and yes, the huge majority of comments were from her loyal supporters all telling her to shut up moaning and just put things into perspective. It was after she just abandoned vlogmas with no explanation.

I just wouldn't have the nerve. Sat there, after taking 3 weeks off from a job where she has assistants to do her work and only produces 2 videos a week, sitting there in a (sponsored) Aston Martin with a (leased) Range Rover on the drive of her £1m+ bungalow, filled to the brim with gifted designer crap, having suffered no major life tragedy, in full health, complaining about how hard she has it. She certainly wins the award for the most tone-deaf, self-entered, entitled little madam of the Internet.

We almost need someone to set up a worst blogger/Influencer award, the opposite to the awards they get for being the best. Imagine your peers knowing you were the winner of that award, the shame LOL

 

[Miss Trunchbull]

With the same budget they spend into nuggets and baked beans, I'd make them a proper meal. First of all, you take the plain beans, which you can turn into so many more recipes than just buying the premade Heinz once. Then buy lots of spices and coconut milk, and you can turn pretty much anything into a yummy cheap tasty vegetarian meal. Then, you put something revolutionary in your pasta : veggies, and sliced roasted tomatoes. Take notes Lydiot, all of that you don't even need a recipe or a thermomix.

Salads : buy feta cheese, croutons, olives, sundried tomatoes, seeds, and roast whatever veggies you grow in your coffin beds.

They have literally no excuse, for people with so much time on their hands, to eat like they do.

PS : raclette cheese in a burger with bacon and confit onion is the absolute best. Don't forget to add a little rocket salad.

I’ve been making loads of soups lately and you can get excellent veg amounts in one serving and it really perks you up. My fave is broccoli and any veg lying around and cream and Stilton....yummy