Ok, I'm with you with most of what you wrote but the "no respectable hetero man is/should be tidy". I really hope it is not a highly valued trait of hetero men to be untidy sulky teenage boys (I know a lot of them behave like that, and I will tell you it sucks and no one wants that, I'm not the mom for an untidy guy). And I think people that went to military (not Ali, I know) also learn to be tidy...." It looks more like a smart watch than an Apple watch" WTF ... Kill me now..
Ali you are such a dumb ass .. what is an Apple watch if its not a smart watch???
Also learn how to pronounce Touch phone .. its not touched phone! Dufuss!
I am bored by your "Ring" OR "Rings" Just shut up please! I am shocked your wife can even close 1 ring with how absolutely lazy she is. And for the record .. creating content is not a physical exercize!
Also "Month" is pronounced with A "th" NOT MONF! If you want to be upper class atleast change your diction please!
"Ear buds" are the cheap knock off version of Air pods .. you know like the Geordie Shaw/ Made in chelsea/ Love Island crew all flog ... so which do you have? Was it a slip up Ali? or do you have the cheapie Chinese versions?
You have organized your wardrobe like I would .. I am GAY so I have a reason to be so anally retentive.. its a trait .. but you my dear Sir are a married man and I dont see any respectable heterosexual man with a closet that organised....pathetic vlog for the gram again ....!
Again .. learn.. how .. to .. pronounce .. bloody .. makes.. of .. clothes!! It Peutereeey not Puuutreey! FFS! BASIC HOMEWORK!
What are "Spacey looking cheeses"? ... please enlighten me!
Your trunk of photography props sounds like a barrage of S&M gear.. broken glass .. ropes .. (I am slightly concerned!)
Strange how Coconut oil is a thing of the past ....(Have you been reading here .. go on Ali you can tell us priately lol)
You "Stagger" AND "organise" bleeping spoons... I mean .. do you have balls? Your wife really is making you morph into her isn't she!
The strainer you have ... "Design" oh well .. will let you into a secret .. my dog has that bowl (She actaully has 2... ooohhh get me!!) and they are collapsable bowls ... GENUIS!
"CLEAN AS YOU COOK" ... @Elle Belle please hand the man a Nobel prize!! Applause please all Tattlers ... BRAVO!!! (ps... by the way .. what game did you change??)
5 months delay on your poor porch .. are you people Human?? There was a little something called a PANDEMIC (YES SOUND OUT ALL THE LETTERS both as its probably a hard word to pronounce!) .... you self centered .. complete asshole couple ... think about other things apart from your pathetic bungaglowbylydia please ...... nobody gives a rats ass about a fecking porch! And your wife really needs to calm down .. I can see the shaking when you said the finish date .... and I also noticed the worry in your face why you didnt want to confirm it! Balls out the window!!!
OMG: The throwing of a Louboutin box ... ...make sure you show the name Lyds ... go girl! YAWN! o h but do throw the 400plus GBP shoes on floor... you absolute twit!
The end of the vlog is priceless... you want ideas for content ... ??? Isnt .. that .. YOUR .. job (Job used losely!)
Signing off as I am mentally drained after that vlog ... Ali all I can say is I used to think you were a victim .. now I see you are complicit .. Boring is not a word for your content!
Love to all Tattlers xxx
Lol, at how proud he is for his genius mind, cleaning while cooking. Groundbreaking. Who had ever thought of it?