She’s need to be reported to HM Revenue and Customs for a thorough audit of her income ....
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Lydia Millen #45 You name your thread how you want, lovely, and so do I. Globy xoxo
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Can You Play Base Layer?
I’ve styled out my base layer first
I don’t want to sound stupid or cursed
But devout superstition
Informs my condition
That things may turn out for the worst
If I style out my base layer last
It may look like I’m thick or outclassed
That I’m vain and I’m hollow
And maybe tomorrow
My numbers will drop thick and fast
I’m a Style-Moron - didn’t you know?
And people wherever I go
Worship here at my feet
And the word on the street
Is I’ve got such a long way to go
I’ve got all my jargon off-pat
In my tweed weedy Baker’s Boy hat
I beg no-one’s pardon
Out here in the garden
Whilst clearing up after the cat
The world may be watching you see
And their eyes will be focussed on me
So I have to look great
Just to lean on my gate
Tensing muscles in arms, legs and knee
The role of house-husband and wife
Seems the cross I must bear in this life
I don’t want a pup
I style out and shut up
And my crisis will come in midlife...
I’ve styled out my base layer first
I don’t want to sound stupid or cursed
But devout superstition
Informs my condition
That things may turn out for the worst
If I style out my base layer last
It may look like I’m thick or outclassed
That I’m vain and I’m hollow
And maybe tomorrow
My numbers will drop thick and fast
I’m a Style-Moron - didn’t you know?
And people wherever I go
Worship here at my feet
And the word on the street
Is I’ve got such a long way to go
I’ve got all my jargon off-pat
In my tweed weedy Baker’s Boy hat
I beg no-one’s pardon
Out here in the garden
Whilst clearing up after the cat
The world may be watching you see
And their eyes will be focussed on me
So I have to look great
Just to lean on my gate
Tensing muscles in arms, legs and knee
The role of house-husband and wife
Seems the cross I must bear in this life
I don’t want a pup
I style out and shut up
And my crisis will come in midlife...
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Obligatory twit hat to do some tidying up INDOORS
Such hard work lifting all these bottles! Thank goodness for the hat, ready to absorb all the forehead sweat!
Sorry it's blurry but what are these 2 idiots doing hoarding this much WhIsPeRiNg AnGeL?
They must have ordered a pallet if they still have this much left after what Lidl consumes week in and week out
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At this rate, it won’t ever make it to the ‘cellar’.
As Elle Belle would say, I’m creased.A quick recap for anyone not following, blocked, or joining the party later:
Her Majesty has decided to have a jumble sale.
Up for grabs:
Marble relief "of dreams".
My mantel for the last 2 years.
Bargain cushion covers, won't bother washing them in the Miehle before I send them though.
More cushion covers. You didn't think I'd wash them myself, did you?
Only £1000 for a sideboard that cost me £0, what a steal! Literally, you're robbing me of the delusion that I can afford my mortgage. You have 10 minutes to pay me or else I'm going to lose. my. tit.
Well I've made £300 out of the £1575 it was supposed to be. Just like my Toni Thornton collaboration - an instant sellout!
Her Majesty has decided to have a jumble sale.
Up for grabs:
Marble relief "of dreams".
My mantel for the last 2 years.
Bargain cushion covers, won't bother washing them in the Miehle before I send them though.
More cushion covers. You didn't think I'd wash them myself, did you?
Only £1000 for a sideboard that cost me £0, what a steal! Literally, you're robbing me of the delusion that I can afford my mortgage. You have 10 minutes to pay me or else I'm going to lose. my. tit.
Well I've made £300 out of the £1575 it was supposed to be. Just like my Toni Thornton collaboration - an instant sellout!
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This is hilarious! You are soooo clever
Wow the Millen Morons are really the gift that keeps giving.
This weekend for our viewing pleasure we've been treated to a new version of 'twit in a hat' thank you Ali. Must be all her cold vibes making you feel chilly, needing your cap on in the house! Or perhaps you are ill, or perhaps it's too big and covers your ears so you can't hear little miss lispy pyjamas ordering you around!
A 'jumble sale' as someone put it so well, of free tat that is no longer needed due to Lidl's constant change of style! but sold in such a 'fun' way of a race against the clock to pay within ten minutes. What a kind gesture, we all know time is money isn't Lydia, well you don't know the time because you sold the clock for a £1!
We've had a 'glimpse' of the bar area in the games room - the forbidden place no one has seen during lockdown! It's filled with her ladyships secret stash of gifted plonk!
And we know the washing machine is on a very very busy schedule as it cannot fit in a 'refresh' of her cushions, that come complete with cat hairs, and the smell of the attic!
All in all a very productive weekend, time for a roast from the pub, and then more relaxation on repeat!
This weekend for our viewing pleasure we've been treated to a new version of 'twit in a hat' thank you Ali. Must be all her cold vibes making you feel chilly, needing your cap on in the house! Or perhaps you are ill, or perhaps it's too big and covers your ears so you can't hear little miss lispy pyjamas ordering you around!
A 'jumble sale' as someone put it so well, of free tat that is no longer needed due to Lidl's constant change of style! but sold in such a 'fun' way of a race against the clock to pay within ten minutes. What a kind gesture, we all know time is money isn't Lydia, well you don't know the time because you sold the clock for a £1!
We've had a 'glimpse' of the bar area in the games room - the forbidden place no one has seen during lockdown! It's filled with her ladyships secret stash of gifted plonk!
And we know the washing machine is on a very very busy schedule as it cannot fit in a 'refresh' of her cushions, that come complete with cat hairs, and the smell of the attic!
All in all a very productive weekend, time for a roast from the pub, and then more relaxation on repeat!
another “fall” reel with akward kiss. Ali’s channel this time. His hair looks like a hair hat! Lol
Why on earth is he wearing that hat down in their basement? He’s late on the Peaky Blinders hat trend that started when it first came out. He looks like a twit.
Really it feels they are going down the hill. I feel while on lockdown people who didn't have time to do all of these things. Came trough with cool ideas and outfits while the "real fashion bloggers" ( hum hum Vic) just struggled because the truth is, everything before was just picture perfect and shading where they could. Now being at home and with so much time they have no idea what to do or be creative. Cause they are not.
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Also the living in the countryside life that doesn't go with their fashion style. Jumping on a fence with all this luxury clothes not showing the outfits. Why would brands work with them? As we can see even her following is fake!
Yes agree! Before all they had to do was film a major and free trip, a launch party, pack with me for the trip, film a haul of free stuff, organize my house, put their name in a makeup bag, take an outfit photo, and do makeup and skincare. They are struggling to do content and remain relevant because they never had to before and were just lucky to be right place and time. This quarantine is separating the lazy and untalented who only employ family and friends from the hustlers who have a team and are approaching their channels professionally like a real business. Or are organically creating interesting content as a side hobby from a real job. Aka Sophie.
Is it just me or are all the images broken all of a sudden?A quick recap for anyone not following, blocked, or joining the party later:
Her Majesty has decided to have a jumble sale.
Up for grabs:
Marble relief "of dreams".
My mantel for the last 2 years.
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Bargain cushion covers, won't bother washing them in the Miehle before I send them though.
More cushion covers. You didn't think I'd wash them myself, did you?
Only £1000 for a sideboard that cost me £0, what a steal! Literally, you're robbing me of the delusion that I can afford my mortgage. You have 10 minutes to pay me or else I'm going to lose. my. tit.
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Well I've made £300 out of the £1575 it was supposed to be. Just like my Toni Thornton collaboration - an instant sellout!
I hope they aren’t planning to have a get together in that games room. Seems strange to have so much booze laid out like that.
Fall fashion? Is he pretending to be American now too?
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Lydia looks like she got a big giant one up the ass!!
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She's so full of tit, she's probably got a rectal prolapse.Lydia looks like she got a big giant one up the ass!!
Powder room is an American term. We call the downstairs loo the cloakroom.
Haha they got another take away roast.
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Can they do nothing that’s interesting, authentic and from the heart? Everything they do seems to stink of tit....there’s no giving, generosity, or a passing of useful tips, advice or humour....everything is to feather their own nest. Very ugly.
At least he is getting something to eat, and for people who eat very little meat , well I say it is more than once a week!!
I've got a nugget of an idea for our next poll but if anybody else wants to do the thread please say because I don't want to hog it!
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