Thanks to our @AmaliaLana for the thread title!
Well, it's a new thread again and Lydiot has managed to survive the week despite the clocks changing, her crap diet of reheated risotto and pasta withtwiglets asparagus, terminal acne, the tradesmen seeing her scrawny body naked, and manual labour!
We now find our little moley moo moo pippiehead elf has morphed into a media star, with a double page spread in Cosmo, as a guest in a podcast and featured in the Times Property section.
She might be an interior design expert but she hasn't mastered the art of the apology.
Oh, and she's creating a wreath for charity, adapting recipes and ordering ever more fleeces!
Well, it's a new thread again and Lydiot has managed to survive the week despite the clocks changing, her crap diet of reheated risotto and pasta with
We now find our little moley moo moo pippiehead elf has morphed into a media star, with a double page spread in Cosmo, as a guest in a podcast and featured in the Times Property section.
She might be an interior design expert but she hasn't mastered the art of the apology.
Oh, and she's creating a wreath for charity, adapting recipes and ordering ever more fleeces!
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