None of that makes any sense. Quite apparent that she wrote it and didn't even bother to read it before hitting 'publish'.Did she use AI to write this…?!
Lydia Millen #202 The latest for the Cotswold’s wannabe is fake beams in the GP Surgery!
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Lydia has no personal style. She only has kindly begged for items that she poorly attempts to put together into ugly, unsuitable outfits.Does she still have that Dior dress? You know, the future heritage piece? Because that would have been a better match for the event. Ali in black tie, and Lyds in a flowy posh daytime dress. Maybe the Dior was returned … I understand that needs must when you’re short of a few bob, but wearing something completely inappropriate to an event simply because it’s loaned and you’re being paid to do it … surely at some point, if you’re claiming to be an influencer of taste and style, you have to say no to certain collaborations purely as they make you look like a clueless tit? The dress and bag … perhaps Sassi and Launer are happy with any publicity, but if it were my brand, I’d be furious at the dreadful styling and poor use of my product. And it’s confirming what we all know already: Lydia Millen hasn’t a bleeping clue about style, taste and elegance.
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i just know there’s a title somewhere with ‘flora and fauna’ (Sassi dress) and ‘Launer’, but I can’t figure it out yet
Belle PR should really make her see a stylist a couple of times a year to tell her how to put outfits together. I’m sure they could beg a couple of free ones.
"The pressure to be the best ...why do I care ..." from the b*tch who elevenerifes everyone she comes into contact with.
This vlog is all about her being so competitive and trying to give the impression she is not anymore.
And deep down she knows her contemporaries have moved on higher up in their careers and family life - her career is all over the show, and most importantly, big LOL here, Josie's house and garden outshines hers exponentially (her new favourite word).
Lydia using the word GRATITUDE. Girrrrrrrl. Sit down. Let's not even go there.
And Lydia does not RUN. She goes jogging. Well, no, not jogging ... it's STOMPING across the Not-the-Cotswolds countryside.
This vlog is all about her being so competitive and trying to give the impression she is not anymore.
And deep down she knows her contemporaries have moved on higher up in their careers and family life - her career is all over the show, and most importantly, big LOL here, Josie's house and garden outshines hers exponentially (her new favourite word).
Lydia using the word GRATITUDE. Girrrrrrrl. Sit down. Let's not even go there.
And Lydia does not RUN. She goes jogging. Well, no, not jogging ... it's STOMPING across the Not-the-Cotswolds countryside.
It’s a z list event lyds, you aren’t sat around the dining table at Buckingham Palace with the royals 
I wonder how her acquaintance feels about being displayed like this!
I wonder how her acquaintance feels about being displayed like this!
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FaShUuN Influencer : Lydia Millen version
• the dress lengths make her look stumpy
• the sunglasses do not suit her at all
• the white jeans are a tad too short and too tight - size up
• the damn Birkin again
• the jersey / cardigan nonchalantly thrown over the shoulders
• stupid impractical basket bag she never uses outside of her closet
• the filthy brown flats
Every single outfit is boring and basic AF. Absolutely no style or charm whatsoever to these outfits.
Her English outfit.
Her Italian Riviera outfit. Because it's blue. "Ali will be so jealous .. "
Her words.
Her French Riviera outfit. Because it's also blue.
"... Southern France water type coulours ... I'm thinking of Eden Roc , I don't know, I havent been ..."
Yep, 'cos your boss was married there last week and you did not score an invite
The American outfit ??? As in American football ...
This is her shopping in the countryside outfit. Her garden centre outfit. All white / cream with a £ 10 000 bag.
Yep. Not competitive or stupid at all Lid - dee - yaaah.
I can't tell which accessory I hate more : the Birkin or those sunglasses. She looks so dumb with those sunglasses on and the slug eyebrows peeping over.
A few more angles :
Yep. FaShUuN influencer
Go shopping Tattlers !!!!
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A quick posing session in the garden in between spraying the rose bushes for aphids.
This vlog is an absolute cringe fest !
Lydia is really thrilled at how well her foxgloves are growing.
Well done Lydia
• the dress lengths make her look stumpy
• the sunglasses do not suit her at all
• the white jeans are a tad too short and too tight - size up
• the damn Birkin again
• the jersey / cardigan nonchalantly thrown over the shoulders
• stupid impractical basket bag she never uses outside of her closet
• the filthy brown flats
Every single outfit is boring and basic AF. Absolutely no style or charm whatsoever to these outfits.
Her English outfit.
Her Italian Riviera outfit. Because it's blue. "Ali will be so jealous .. "
Her words.
Her French Riviera outfit. Because it's also blue.
"... Southern France water type coulours ... I'm thinking of Eden Roc , I don't know, I havent been ..."
Yep, 'cos your boss was married there last week and you did not score an invite
The American outfit ??? As in American football ...
This is her shopping in the countryside outfit. Her garden centre outfit. All white / cream with a £ 10 000 bag.
Yep. Not competitive or stupid at all Lid - dee - yaaah.
I can't tell which accessory I hate more : the Birkin or those sunglasses. She looks so dumb with those sunglasses on and the slug eyebrows peeping over.
A few more angles :
Yep. FaShUuN influencer
Go shopping Tattlers !!!!
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A quick posing session in the garden in between spraying the rose bushes for aphids.
This vlog is an absolute cringe fest !
Lydia is really thrilled at how well her foxgloves are growing.
Well done Lydia
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Those sunglasses look like the googles you wear when you get laser hair removal.FaShUuN Influencer : Lydia Millen version
• the dress lengths make her look stumpy
• the sunglasses do not suit her at all
• the white jeans are a tad too short and too tight - size up
• the damn Birkin again
• the jersey / cardigan nonchalantly thrown over the shoulders
• stupid impractical basket bag she never uses outside of her closet
• the filthy brown flats
Every single outfit is boring and basic AF. Absolutely no style or charm whatsoever to these outfits.
Her English outfit.
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Her Italian Riviera outfit. Because it's blue. "Ali will be so jealous .. "
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Her French Riviera outfit. Because it's also blue.
"... Southern France water type coulours ... I'm thinking of Eden Roc , I don't know, I havent been ..."
Yep, 'cos your boss was married there last week and you did not score an invite
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The American outfit ??? As in American football ...
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This is her shopping in the countryside outfit. Her garden centre outfit. All white / cream with a £ 10 000 bag.
Yep. Not competitive or stupid at all Lid - dee - yaaah.
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I can't tell which accessory I hate more : the Birkin or those sunglasses. She looks so dumb with those sunglasses on and the slug eyebrows peeping over.
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A few more angles :
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Yep. FaShUuN influencer
Go shopping Tattlers !!!!
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A quick posing session in the garden in between spraying the rose bushes for aphids.
This vlog is an absolute cringe fest !
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Lydia is really thrilled at how well her foxgloves are growing.
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Well done Lydia
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This outfit is hideous
and this looks like a tablecloth
and this looks like a tablecloth
This is the colour inspiration behind her sWee'd Rose Thorn lipliner. The roses in her garden.
Everything harks back to the GARDEN.
Gardener Lydia.
Remember this : Gardener Lydia.
She wanted to bring the rich red tone TO THE MAKE UP WORLD !!!
WHAAAAAAT !!!!
Charlotte Tillbury beware.
And that is the dullest red tone ever.
And their garden is in a bad state.
Oooh it is so bad.
Especially their lawn, which she says THEIR GARDENER DAVID is trying to sort out, to regrow into the darker green stripes.
Poor gardener David. He has alot to sort out.
Lydia wants to know if she is the only person having a really tough growing year...
Nope, Lid-dee-yaaaah, your gardener David is having a tough growing year.
The plants and flowers outside are full of aphids.
All around the house, the beds and boarders (sic) are contaminated as well.
The mice.
The stoat.
And now her greenhouse is infested with slugs and bugs. Infested.
The cucumbers and tomato plants have been eaten.
She admits incorrectly planting one lot of cucumbers but didn't remedy the situation. Just left it.
"Come on David, why didn't you sort it out " is what she really means.
Lydia says "to her gardening is just about finding the way that makes sense to you and enjoying it."
Ahhhh, so that's why we call the bunga the place where plants go to die.
It's just about YOU enjoying the process. Nothing else. Who cares if all the plants die. And sadly, they all, at some very quick point, die.
"It's not about getting it right."
Her words.
I'm shocked. It's all about Lydia. As per usual. Nothing about actual gardening, growing stuff and actually eating the veg from your kitchen garden.
What an absolute hypocrite and waste of space she is.
Lydia. Why don't you read those 100 gardening books you were gifted and bought over the years, take notes, follow the experts advice and KEEP YOUR PLANTS ALIVE !!!
And actually grow your plants and veg past a week or two.
The only plant / tree to survive in the greenhouse is the fake lemon tree which has been sprouting the same 5 lemons foryears months on end. Safe to say, it is the only plant not to be attacked by bugs and slugs.
Everything harks back to the GARDEN.
Gardener Lydia.
Remember this : Gardener Lydia.
She wanted to bring the rich red tone TO THE MAKE UP WORLD !!!
WHAAAAAAT !!!!
Charlotte Tillbury beware.
And that is the dullest red tone ever.
And their garden is in a bad state.
Oooh it is so bad.
Especially their lawn, which she says THEIR GARDENER DAVID is trying to sort out, to regrow into the darker green stripes.
Poor gardener David. He has alot to sort out.
Lydia wants to know if she is the only person having a really tough growing year...
Nope, Lid-dee-yaaaah, your gardener David is having a tough growing year.
The plants and flowers outside are full of aphids.
All around the house, the beds and boarders (sic) are contaminated as well.
The mice.
The stoat.
And now her greenhouse is infested with slugs and bugs. Infested.
The cucumbers and tomato plants have been eaten.
She admits incorrectly planting one lot of cucumbers but didn't remedy the situation. Just left it.
"Come on David, why didn't you sort it out " is what she really means.
Lydia says "to her gardening is just about finding the way that makes sense to you and enjoying it."
Ahhhh, so that's why we call the bunga the place where plants go to die.
It's just about YOU enjoying the process. Nothing else. Who cares if all the plants die. And sadly, they all, at some very quick point, die.
"It's not about getting it right."
Her words.
I'm shocked. It's all about Lydia. As per usual. Nothing about actual gardening, growing stuff and actually eating the veg from your kitchen garden.
What an absolute hypocrite and waste of space she is.
Lydia. Why don't you read those 100 gardening books you were gifted and bought over the years, take notes, follow the experts advice and KEEP YOUR PLANTS ALIVE !!!
And actually grow your plants and veg past a week or two.
The only plant / tree to survive in the greenhouse is the fake lemon tree which has been sprouting the same 5 lemons for
The very dark green longer stripes of grass on her lawn look to me like someone’s put down one heck of a lot of lawn feed and not spread it thinly all over the entire lawn. If that is the case, that’s going to be growing like that for many, many years to come.
I know from experience because my child tipped a whole box of lawn feed in three patches on my lawn and it grows like crazy I. Those patches and is very dark lush green . Stands out a mile !
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The seedlings are in a neglected state aren’t they @namina . It’s strange how I think this is the first I’ve heard of her naming the gardener? . Before now she’s seemed keen to appear to do it all herself with Ali mowing .
Some of her newly found audience must be shocked at her stories where she has put the photos of herself and friend in Ibiza!. Imo most people would look at the Ibiza photos and think “god what a pair of slappers, who am I following and why”!
I know from experience because my child tipped a whole box of lawn feed in three patches on my lawn and it grows like crazy I. Those patches and is very dark lush green . Stands out a mile !
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The seedlings are in a neglected state aren’t they @namina . It’s strange how I think this is the first I’ve heard of her naming the gardener? . Before now she’s seemed keen to appear to do it all herself with Ali mowing .
Some of her newly found audience must be shocked at her stories where she has put the photos of herself and friend in Ibiza!
. Imo most people would look at the Ibiza photos and think “god what a pair of slappers, who am I following and why”!Carrie is going to get her hair done. She has never spent so much money on her hair.
BEFORE :
AFTER :
Yes Carrie, you have never spent so much on your hair because you elbow in on Lydia's PR ...
Lydia :
And whilst Carrie was at the hairdresser, Lydia visted Jacqueline the scam Life Coach.
Thereafter Lydia went to an event where she GORGED on the food.
Said she was so hungry as she had not eaten lunch.
How rude of the life coach not to offer Lydia anything to eat, even a few biscuits, whilst Lydia was visiting - bad host !
Secondly, Lydia, if you're hungry, stop at one of the many many coffee shops in London for a quick sandwich, you bloody cheapskate.
BEFORE :
AFTER :
Yes Carrie, you have never spent so much on your hair because you elbow in on Lydia's PR ...
Lydia :
And whilst Carrie was at the hairdresser, Lydia visted Jacqueline the scam Life Coach.
Thereafter Lydia went to an event where she GORGED on the food.
Said she was so hungry as she had not eaten lunch.
How rude of the life coach not to offer Lydia anything to eat, even a few biscuits, whilst Lydia was visiting - bad host !
Secondly, Lydia, if you're hungry, stop at one of the many many coffee shops in London for a quick sandwich, you bloody cheapskate.
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They are roughly the same height - he looks smaller as he is smaller built in person. He is i would say about 5'7 having seen them a handful of times.
Lydia, queen of the dirty, greasy, slicked back hair. Princess puffy face with terrible stye, wrong bag, wrong place.
The Watford Gap is gapping .... big time.
excusing the orange tan from the ibiza pics ( we've all been there - this was hair and makeup of the time) she look normal here. her brows look wayyy better!It’s a z list event lyds, you aren’t sat around the dining table at Buckingham Palace with the royals
I wonder how her acquaintance feels about being displayed like this!
Agree! She started by putting this comment under this woman’s post!It’s a z list event lyds, you aren’t sat around the dining table at Buckingham Palace with the royals
I wonder how her acquaintance feels about being displayed like this!
What even is this sponsor company? All of thier photos and guests look like complete D list amateur hour.
Why were they even at the Baftas?!!
Oh no she hasn't killed of 'Grampa's tomatoes has she? you know the ones Ali's late grandfather gave her she kept raving on about.This is the colour inspiration behind her sWee'd Rose Thorn lipliner. The roses in her garden.
Everything harks back to the GARDEN.
Gardener Lydia.
Remember this : Gardener Lydia.
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She wanted to bring the rich red tone TO THE MAKE UP WORLD !!!
WHAAAAAAT !!!!
Charlotte Tillbury beware.
And that is the dullest red tone ever.
And their garden is in a bad state.
Oooh it is so bad.
Especially their lawn, which she says THEIR GARDENER DAVID is trying to sort out, to regrow into the darker green stripes.
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Poor gardener David. He has alot to sort out.
Lydia wants to know if she is the only person having a really tough growing year...
Nope, Lid-dee-yaaaah, your gardener David is having a tough growing year.
The plants and flowers outside are full of aphids.
All around the house, the beds and boarders (sic) are contaminated as well.
View attachment 2934461View attachment 2934462View attachment 2934463
The mice.
The stoat.
And now her greenhouse is infested with slugs and bugs. Infested.
The cucumbers and tomato plants have been eaten.
View attachment 2934474View attachment 2934475View attachment 2934476
She admits incorrectly planting one lot of cucumbers but didn't remedy the situation. Just left it.
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"Come on David, why didn't you sort it out " is what she really means.
Lydia says "to her gardening is just about finding the way that makes sense to you and enjoying it."
Ahhhh, so that's why we call the bunga the place where plants go to die.
It's just about YOU enjoying the process. Nothing else. Who cares if all the plants die. And sadly, they all, at some very quick point, die.
"It's not about getting it right."
Her words.
I'm shocked. It's all about Lydia. As per usual. Nothing about actual gardening, growing stuff and actually eating the veg from your kitchen garden.
What an absolute hypocrite and waste of space she is.
Lydia. Why don't you read those 100 gardening books you were gifted and bought over the years, take notes, follow the experts advice and KEEP YOUR PLANTS ALIVE !!!
And actually grow your plants and veg past a week or two.
The only plant / tree to survive in the greenhouse is the fake lemon tree which has been sprouting the same 5 lemons foryearsmonths on end. Safe to say, it is the only plant not to be attacked by bugs and slugs.
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I love all the great comments above especially regarding the garden, she is a total fraud! Also blaming her gardener - that lawn is a disgrace, and if your gardener wanted to try something, you would sai do it at the side or back! The lies!!!!!!!!
Buy or beg some shoes as those are fit for the bin and not for modelling crappy clothes with!!!!
Are mini burgers suitably healthy? Asking for someone....
Buy or beg some shoes as those are fit for the bin and not for modelling crappy clothes with!!!!
Are mini burgers suitably healthy? Asking for someone....
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