He’s just Ken and all he knows is beach
He’s just Ken and all he knows is beach
Yikes! Is it a poltergeist?Good morning and welcome to today
Something odd happened this weekend! A kilner jar with Quinoa in it threw itself off its perch in my larder and exploded all over the wretched floor! For no reason! It went EVERYWHERE and managed to hurl itself a quarter of the way across my kitchen whilst it was at it! Soooooo odd.
I’ll tell you another odd thing...Imagine you had just got a publishing deal for a book and your husband texted you the message telling you he was proud of you!
Everno?
Thought not...
Just noticed some wretched quinoa on the floor by the sofa in my sitting room!
Peace, Piece, Peas![]()
@Oops... you have excelled yourself. You are wonderful all the time but this is just a bloody masterpiece. I am howlingThen please allow me to transport you back to a desolate 18C moor, where seasonal moor rambler Evergreen Elsie is bashing hell out of her latticed bedroom window and screeching her insistence that her husband - Hosiery Merchant, Keith Spliff, let’s her back in. She’s been outside scrubbing the roof again!
Cue music…
Buggering Tights…
Out on a boring windy moor
I set my scene in green
I have a temper like you’ve never seen
My God, I’m greedy!
I’m haunting you, I’ll cut you through
I’m Goose you’re Boo - or else we’re through
I’m telling you…
Bad scenes in the night
You’re throwing up and that ain’t flippin‘ right
I really blame your
Buggering, Buggering, Buggering Tights
Keith Spliff…it’s me, it’s Elsie, I‘ve come home
I’m - so cold - let me in like a bimbo
Keith Spliff….It’s me I’m Elsie, I’ve come home
I’m so cold, let me in like a bimbo…
Note from the Author.
For best results use Daz.
We need all your amazing musings in our own book OopsThen please allow me to transport you back to a desolate 18C moor, where seasonal moor rambler Evergreen Elsie is bashing hell out of her latticed bedroom window and screeching her insistence that her husband - Hosiery Merchant, Keith Spliff, let’s her back in. She’s been outside scrubbing the roof again!
Cue music…
Buggering Tights…
Out on a boring windy moor
I set my scene in green
I have a temper like you’ve never seen
My God, I’m greedy!
I’m haunting you, I’ll cut you through
I’m Goose you’re Boo - or else we’re through
I’m telling you…
Bad scenes in the night
You’re throwing up and that ain’t flippin‘ right
I really blame your
Buggering, Buggering, Buggering Tights
Keith Spliff…it’s me, it’s Elsie, I‘ve come home
I’m - so cold - let me in like a bimbo
Keith Spliff….It’s me I’m Elsie, I’ve come home
I’m so cold, let me in like a bimbo…
Note from the Author.
For best results use Daz.
Brilliant! Show the ‘Author’ ie ‘Arfur Job’ how it’s done, @OopsThen please allow me to transport you back to a desolate 18C moor, where seasonal moor rambler Evergreen Elsie is bashing hell out of her latticed bedroom window and screeching her insistence that her husband - Hosiery Merchant, Keith Spliff, let’s her back in. She’s been outside scrubbing the roof again!
Cue music…
Buggering Tights…
Out on a boring windy moor
I set my scene in green
I have a temper like you’ve never seen
My God, I’m greedy!
I’m haunting you, I’ll cut you through
I’m Goose you’re Boo - or else we’re through
I’m telling you…
Bad scenes in the night
You’re throwing up and that ain’t flippin‘ right
I really blame your
Buggering, Buggering, Buggering Tights
Keith Spliff…it’s me, it’s Elsie, I‘ve come home
I’m - so cold - let me in like a bimbo
Keith Spliff….It’s me I’m Elsie, I’ve come home
I’m so cold, let me in like a bimbo…
Note from the Author.
For best results use Daz.
Here you go!In this Reel, Lyds looks like the urban legend psycho ghost gliding along a dark highway or deserted country road, waiting to scare the bejeebers out of every person that passes by. Kinda disappointed she didnt start humming and twiddling her fingers to complete the horror story.
Bravo OopsThen please allow me to transport you back to a desolate 18C moor, where seasonal moor rambler Evergreen Elsie is bashing hell out of her latticed bedroom window and screeching her insistence that her husband - Hosiery Merchant, Keith Spliff, let’s her back in. She’s been outside scrubbing the roof again!
Cue music…
Buggering Tights…
Out on a boring windy moor
I set my scene in green
I have a temper like you’ve never seen
My God, I’m greedy!
I’m haunting you, I’ll cut you through
I’m Goose you’re Boo - or else we’re through
I’m telling you…
Bad scenes in the night
You’re throwing up and that ain’t flippin‘ right
I really blame your
Buggering, Buggering, Buggering Tights
Keith Spliff…it’s me, it’s Elsie, I‘ve come home
I’m - so cold - let me in like a bimbo
Keith Spliff….It’s me I’m Elsie, I’ve come home
I’m so cold, let me in like a bimbo…
Note from the Author.
For best results use Daz.
The haunting of Evergreen manoir by Evermean lidl!Here you go!
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Agree! Even without the music, it’s a creepy reel. She’s serving “rising from the ashes” energy… playing the victim vibe circa 2021.She looks so creepy in that reel!
She’s so bold to have posted that photo back then when we all know her teeth actually resemble escalator stairs. I know she claimed she got headaches from the Invisalign but whats stopping her from getting the bottom middle teeth shaved down to be even or getting composite on that dodgy tooth she has on the bottom right. For someone who has gone under the knife multiple times and enough money to blow 5 figures on a handbag, a bit of composite bonding to her should be a breeze.Agree! Even without the music, it’s a creepy reel. She’s serving “rising from the ashes” energy… playing the victim vibe circa 2021.
here is the rising from the ashes post she made the day Nicky posted her response (exposing Lydia) to the victim claims Lydia made on her vlog.
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oh and this was same night… the imfamouspost about her kindly gifted Invisalign. She must have been told she needed to complete the brief or pay for it so she doctored the photo.
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So whose teeth are they? Did she find them like Toothy Thomas?Agree! Even without the music, it’s a creepy reel. She’s serving “rising from the ashes” energy… playing the victim vibe circa 2021.
here is the rising from the ashes post she made the day Nicky posted her response (exposing Lydia) to the victim claims Lydia made on her vlog.
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oh and this was same night… the imfamouspost about her kindly gifted Invisalign. She must have been told she needed to complete the brief or pay for it so she doctored the photo.
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That a discoloration on the step. If you notice the flower placement at the hem is exactly as shown on the advertisement for the dress.I think this shows how short Lidl is @Margo Polo The dress is described as tea length but she's had to take 8 inches / 20cm off it with a temporary hem and even then its much longer than on the model!
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Give me strength!!! Must be the lip balm, anyone know?
I think it's the chickens. She has 3.Give me strength!!! Must be the lip balm, anyone know?