I really liked the high street hauls she did years ago. I think she also did hauls of other brands like asos, misguided and nastygal - which was actually relatable as it was things other people would be able to buy and wear too.
TikTok crew came with their tractors to drag Elsie. LoLI just can’t with these comments.
“Stop fooling us, show us your tractors grandma”
dead ass spat my tea out while enjoying my quiet morning outside
the comment
cannot stand her and her stupid voiceShe hates Carolina Herrera bags, that will be on depop for a few hundred pounds to pay for the next hermès piece or some grand ma dress of dreams!
Noticed in her latest vlog, when she was reading the packaging of the perfume so wonderfully with not a hint of her self diagnosed dyslexia, that at one point the editing cuts and she had reset or moved the camera angle and then kept on reading, I think she did this because she practiced reading that box over and over and cut the footage where she probably effed the words. No way Madam Illiterate could read all that in one take aaaaand keep concentrating on the fake accent
I told you guys she was copying RosieLondoner!! Or was that comment from one of usI just can’t with these comments.
“Stop fooling us, show us your tractors grandma”
?? If not how funny other people have picked up who she’s copying!!Whoever answered my prayers to correct her with Northamptonshire, I thank you
Oh dear, little diddy Ali's legs compared with his dad's. *sniggers*Gosh, how short is Ali ????
Or, how tall is his dad ??
I think a bit of both ...
It’s beyond cringe worthy- I can’t bear it!I told you guys she was copying RosieLondoner!! Or was that comment from one of us
She’s always been fake and insufferable but IMO the turning point of which there is no return was the absolute complete failure of her Globy brand which in turn flowed onto the Nicky saga. She has NEVER recovered from those. I think behind the scenes it totally destroyed her confidence, her grand illusions of being a tanning mitt mogul were stripped away in full view of her subscribers due to her poorly made overpriced made in China AliExpress product, not knowing her market, trying to deceive her customers and generally having zero business aptitude. This completely rocked her narcissistic world. Had a complete breakdown and took it out on an innocent pregnant bystander. Which has led to others in the industry completely cancelling her. Now she struggles to find her place in this social media ‘life’, has to keep trying different asssstetics to see what fits, and she’s still coming up empty time and time again because on the inside, where it matters most, she is genuinely unhappy but as we all see, her true narcissistic self will NEVER address it properly. She gave us a week or two of her bullshit ‘I’m journaling in my expensive diaries’ and life coaching sessions, with two different coaches mind you, and when her free sessions dried up we see no more of them and she’s magically cured. She will NEVER change, and while she has her House Elf and the Office Elf minions pandering and enabling her behaviour she will continue to be an insufferable narcissistic c*nt.
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I'm sorry, but who walks around a carpark chatting while holding a bottle of aftershave
a thick moron that's who 
…Here is a nice cup of tea and the deepest, most comfy armchair for you to have a little rest in. Now, can I get you a lovely piece of chocolate cake? Would you like a bedtime story? Here, this extra pillow will help and this beautiful hand-knitted rug to place around your knees. I have brought Alphonse here to give you a lovely hand massage. So just close your eyes and r-e-l-a-x…Listen to the rhythmic sounds of the ocean…r…e…l…a…x…
Yes, I agree. She never got over the catastrophic failure of Glóby and the embarrassment of it. You can almost sense when she’s opening Holly Willoughby’s brand that she is so envious that she didn’t hold out and pick something similar - bringing nature into a product even if it was a simple candle. The oven mitt just didn’t cut it
My husband is the same. We dont always like the same programmes, so we always ask each other if we want to watch something that isnt liked by the other. Whenever i ask “do you mind if i watch something?” His reply is always: “as long as it’s not concrete tits”Two things happen every time I watch a vlog…my dogs starts barking aggressively at my phone when he hears her voice (he’s normally super quiet) and my husband says “not that bleep again!”
Watching her is like picking a scab, I know I shouldn’t buuut…I do it anyway. I actually find her disturbing when she talks about the coastal grandmother BS in the third person, just weird.
