Her whole life is like a bloody Sims’ game! All synthetic and fake just for the grandma aesthetic !
We need a dumb /thick/ stupid/idiot emoji !
Her whole life is like a bloody Sims’ game! All synthetic and fake just for the grandma aesthetic !
We need a dumb /thick/ stupid/idiot emoji !Did she really say summer starts today, erm no it doesn't you idiot, its still springView attachment 1323789
This would make sense if she did it straight away as soon as the light well became unsafe but she’s got two small dogs, had parties and young children round her house and never got it fixed so she’s blatantly been told this from an estate agent as it will make her house easier to sell. Same for the fence as she removed the one that was up and got the dogs and it’s always been unsafe for them, never once has she cared. Neither of these things add value or improve anything other than if they sell the house to a family they won’t be put off by the safety issues. Pretty sure patios don’t add value to a house either but could be wrong.
Also, natural materials are so much cooler.Grannies actually often go for natural materials( silk, cotton, linen) due to sensitive skin!
She forgot drinking wine in ditches and waving at cars as part of her time in the great outdoors.@Oops... here's the English Grandmother tik tok ...
Apologies for the sound and abrupt ending - I saved the vid via screen record and had to compress it for TL.
ENJOY !!!!
View attachment 1322210
Here are some comments from the tik tok vid.
Another ugly pair of shoes that leave all those trotters hanging out!In just 2 years she has ‘elevated’ herself from Victoria Beckham vibes to Hyacinth Bucket.. no wonder ‘luxe’ brands are no longer knocking on your door
What’s up with all of these influencers touting “wholesome” content??? None of them are “wholesome”!
Thought she had implied that it was the new one she was ordering. Both models are now launched. Did she go to the Uber secret pre launch? I did! Funnily enough not an influencer in sight. I’m sure if she had been invited she would have mentioned it (not at the time though because it was that secret).She is probably furious she picked her RR and now they have bought a newer version out which Frow is going to get
To be honest I would be pissed if I ordered a new car 2 years ago but because of the backlog by the time I receive it, it is actually now an older model. Obvs, not the case for madam but I bet there is a newer version of Josie's car coming out before she gets hers.
Sorry to quote and post days after (I was too busy over jubilee weekend to look on here) but I bloody so so so agree with everything you’ve written! She’s all smoke and mirrors. This spread is dire, DIRE! Pesto pasta and some tomatoes chucked whole in a bowl. Oh Lydia you just continue to expose your true self to us!!!Cucumber water - fuck right off! Have you ever tasted it - vile - yuck!
Sorry for posting so much but her Jubilee Soiree has annoyed me - what says Jubilee about it?
Lazy cow - I would be embarrassed for anyone I know to be served that load of rubbish! For someone who has spent (or begged) tons of plates, cups and other stuff, why does she not have any serving platters, or bowls or another cake stand? Who puts a pile of sandwiches (doorsteps) on a non matching random napkin? And the swiss roll on the table is pure comedy - she is the thickest person there is! Can you imagine anyone eating a slice of that? Dry and horrible, the cheapest 'cake' you can buy. In the UK if you are not able to cook, bake, or put together food on a table (a Millen Moron) then we have a place called Marks and Spencer, and lets face it all supermarkets do it now, ready to serve food! Ready made salads, meat platters, cheese boards, sandwiches, fruit salads, cakes, cream cakes, whole cakes like pavlovas, desserts, you name it, you can buy it ready made in a supermarket. But her travesty would never ever spend money doing that. How can you invite people round and not buy food, whether you cook it or just serve it? That bitch can!
Going to have a gin and tonic shortly to calm down!
Yes, the BMW dealership said also with the global shortage of microchip manufacturing due to the pandemic etc., the number of new cars has dwindled worldwide which is why the market for second hand cars has become so hot.Comments about the car are correct. I was told by the lease company I have used in the past that they were not even allowed to order anymore RR cars for customers due to the backlog, and If I wanted a new one I would be waiting until next Spring for it!
Just by looking at a car - I guess any model, you just don't know how much extra a customer has spent on it with all the packs and extras, like cameras, heated seats, leather stuff etc. With RR of course there is a very long list of extras you can add and you could easily end up spending an extra £10,000 on your car. I doubt hers is even in production yet, and she will have only paid a deposit, so they can make changes. She's definitely trying to save money there - how is shiny silver fitting her aesthetic, old lady mothball country cunty aunty nana vibes?
At least we've taught her how to pronounce Dubarry!
The pasta dish is probably a dish that Carrie's brought over with lid over top.Sorry to quote and post days after (I was too busy over jubilee weekend to look on here) but I bloody so so so agree with everything you’ve written! She’s all smoke and mirrors. This spread is dire, DIRE! Pesto pasta and some tomatoes chucked whole in a bowl. Oh Lydia you just continue to expose your true self to us!!!
It’s “Bouquet” dearIn just 2 years she has ‘elevated’ herself from Victoria Beckham vibes to Hyacinth Bucket.. no wonder ‘luxe’ brands are no longer knocking on your door
Possible that she assumed summer has started because of our Memorial Day holiday that is the unofficial start of summer in the US. Backyard BBQ parties and all the pools open.Did she really say summer starts today, erm no it doesn't you idiot, its still springView attachment 1323789
When I say ‘Uber’ secret pre launch, I don’t mean the taxis doing a launchThought she had implied that it was the new one she was ordering. Both models are now launched. Did she go to the Uber secret pre launch? I did! Funnily enough not an influencer in sight. I’m sure if she had been invited she would have mentioned it (not at the time though because it was that secret).
Adding value with an outdoor kitchen, but plans on taking it with her if she ever moves
They are just sheep following each other. One does it and it starts a chain event rolling. Then the next will try to out do the other one. All the while pretending to be each others friends....keep your friends but your enemies closer....Lydia is a number one user. She uses people then moves on to the next when they can't provide for her anymore. Hence Claire and Victoria. Teefers is living in Lydia's dream house so she will be kept for now...plus they got that free stay in France with them as their guests. Their is a reason Lydia doesn't have many friends she says it is because she is an introvert, bollox, she uses people and has no empathyWhat’s up with all of these influencers touting “wholesome” content??? None of them are “wholesome”!
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?