Lydia Millen #135 Monrings under a banyan tree in Prince Louis bloomers and dinning four free…

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Anybody with me, when watching her latest TikTok is thinking 'Just keep on walking Lidl and don't come back'
 
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TikTok is supposed to be an entertaining platform, Elsie's TikTok content is 'how to put you to sleep'. Its like when your mum makes an account to try and be down with the kids and its cringe inducing.
 
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Dear @Oops... My darling, too late. Viggo told me all about it, wasn’t that nice of him? But don’t you worry your pretty little head, I’m off on a adventure with Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. I do believe we are heading out to the Maldives, private Villa on the water. I shall bring my pink crocs with me, I will look boogie rock‘n them while we dine on the shore. I was going to bring my most expensive purses and have Nikolaj take many pictures of me while I twirl around showing them off to everyone that passes by. I just can’t decide on the twillys to bring… on heck I’ll wear one on each ankle, wrist and put my hair in ponytails, won‘t I look divine!? I’m thinking of having a bikini made of them as well.
You are most welcome to come and anyone else as well have rented out the villas on the water for a week of fun… I heard you can swim with the turtles. ( not the musical group ).
If you decide to come, please let me know your attire as we could dress as twins!
All my love,
Margo
 
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Hi guys, sorry it’s a bit off topic but... can someone explain to me Lydia’s obsession with Domino’s and what pizza does she eat from there?? Also how does she stay so slim whilst eating Dominos??
It’s called eat once a day and bulimia nervosa
She looks like a hobbit wearing a giants avatar sunglasses. She must be wasted already. Also, her new boobs look awful!
She has horrible taste in sunglasses, what a buffoon.
 
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It’s like she wants to prove to people she lives in the countryside? She is stupid as most parts of England are made up of fields and I live on a new build estate but could walk 3 minutes away and end up next to a field, I just don’t film them as I enjoy the walk but rather lydia enjoy herself she constantly films everything even when she’s not “working”
 
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I am a flat chested lady who has always toyed with the idea of breast augmentation. Flatter than Lids, literally nothing, and I’m not even thin on the bottom half either to at least be in proportion. Now 31 and never pursued it. Seeing Lydia’s I know it was the right call.
A) I genuinely don’t see any improvement between boob job 1 and boob job 2… what exactly is supposed to be different now? They still look incredibly spherical and fake to me.
2) presumably she has paid good money for those. I am a teacher, I would have definitely hd to choose a cheaper option. If hers look like that… what the hell would I have ended up with?!
 
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For the Tattlers who can't be arsed to watch Ali's stories...

"Pouty McPout on a Boys' weekend"


The "smizing" .... Tyra Banks would be so proud of you Ali babe

While Ali's away, Cawwiee cooks for the slothy moo moo... with veggies from Waitrose the kitchen garden.
The kitchen garden.
In case you guys confuse the kitchen garden with the office garden or the pantry garden.
Silly moo moo.




Ooh look who Lyds has followed at IG...
Going after Vic's previous handbag collaboration ... Lyds is out for Vic's blood. Ohh dearrr. Heeheeeee.

 
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Little song for Ali, with the kind participation of The Genius :

Hit the road Lidl and don't you come back
No more, no more, no more, no more
Hit the road Lidl and don't you come back no more
What you say?

Old woman, old woman, don't treat me so mean
You're the meanest old woman that I've ever seen
I guess if you said so
I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right)

Now baby, listen baby, don't ya treat me this way
'Cause I'll be back on my feet some day
(Don't care if you do 'cause it's understood)
(You ain't got no money, you just ain't no good)
Well, I guess if you say so
I'll have to pack my things and go (that's right)
 
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I wonder if being with his nieces will make little Aldi re-think his current situation with Her Travesty. I know men don t have to rush to have a family but old lazy bones is no spring chicken. Anyway, he must realise that she wouldn t make a good mother, far too self absorbed and selfish.
 
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Has she took the piercing out that went across the middle but was all leaves ?
 
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So - Aldi’s back in Eye-land - the excitement! Had I been diligently reading Tattle instead of doing my hoovering, I would have found out in time and ran to Dublin Airport in my flip-flops. Aaaaarrggh! First to have missed them at Carton House and now Aldi has evaded me yet again! Those slippery Millen-Morons... next time, I will nab those pesky floggers with my fishing net. Thank god for the oxygen pellets supplied by @Oops because I am incandescent with fury that I missed Pouty McPout with his bee-stung lips, stunning veneers and Bruno clad bod - yet again
 
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Sorry (not sorry) but I don't know anyone apart from those in period dramas that actually dress like Lydia. Even the Duchess of Cambridge wears jeans when she's not doing public engagements.
 
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Could just be a filter or it could be spending a few days away from madam but Ali actually looks like he has life back in him again
 
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Dear Margo, I most certainly will be happy to join you. If you are wearing your crocs then I will wear my hippos. If you are wearing your twillies I will wear my t’won’ties and if you are wearing pony tails I will wear my famous grouse tail dreadlocks. Oh how wonderful we will look.

I also want to be the first to enrol in your Magnetise Men in a Single Moment classes. I know you are being incredibly modest about the rampant success of your first book which you managed to get finished whilst in hospital recently. As expected it has already won world acclaim and is selling like hot honey. I don’t know how you do it but I will be a very willing pupil if you’ll have me. Unlike you, I have never been gifted with magnetism and having watched you in action at our Oceanfront Holiday of Dreams and More in Australia, I now plan to learn from the consummate Master - your very good self. I notice from your brochure that the first lesson How to walk into a room or beachfront holiday destination and knock ‘em dead (nonchalantly) is something I really want to find out more about - nay - implement immediately. I will be over shortly (yes, I am still only 3 inches tall ) and in the meantime send my kindest regards both to you and Nikolaj
 
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There’s a nice house in Flore, Northampton fits the description given (house in 3 parts’ old, new, home office).
Maybe she’s opening a B&B?
13 bedrooms a pool, the need for staff.
 
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Swimming with turtles…

Today I swam with turtles
They are snappy little suckers
My bottom chewed and bleeding
They‘re such nasty little…reptiles
 
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