Lydia Millen #120 Consuming literature at a breakneck speed, such a pity she can’t actually read!

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Influenzermary

Their sex life must be non existent if Liddles sleeps in a long sleeved thermal and bra top. Bet there are longjohns and a chastity belt under there somewhere
 
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Lola Faith

And we are treated to the roast dinner again on the flog! He is actually so proud of it, burnt cauliflower cheese, burnt yorkshires, and the hugest portions for them both! Speechless, that would feed six people easily!
 
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poopettemetis

I love how he just brought her the whole jar. Didn’t spoon it out into a smaller bowl or anything. So luxe
 
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Oops...

Listen carefully - I will say this only once…

Stender Tem broccoli…

1.25…
 
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coconochanel

The fact he had the veg roast, potatoes etc on the worktop ready to be put in the oven would be fine IF YOUR CAT DIDNT WALK ON THE WORKTOPS every 5 minutes.
 
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AmaliaLana

coconochanel said:
The fact he had the veg roast, potatoes etc on the worktop ready to be put in the oven would be fine IF YOUR CAT DIDNT WALK ON THE WORKTOPS every 5 minutes.
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It's the secret ingredient. That's how they keep themselves so slim. Worms. If you are hungry but don't want to put on weight? Worms! If you want to be a lazy moo-moo but also complain about non-existent bodily ailments... Worms! Worms. Out now, at your local Waitrose Kitty.
 
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MissMidnight

Oops... said:
Listen carefully - I will say this only once…

Stender Tem broccoli…

1.25…
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I missed the “stender tem broccoli” the first time around because I was watching it on 1.5 speed, but I went back and checked and you’re absolutely right dear @Oops...!

I’m pretty sure when God was handing out brains, Ali thought He said ‘trains’ and asked for a slow one!
 
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Hunevoque2

That train/brain bit got me actually pissing my self, I had to do the crossed legs trick
 
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Milking Keynes

Only thing I noticed was her wine glass was completely empty before he even sat down at the table. Imagine him going to the trouble of cooking and you’re one down before he is seated? If I recall correctly, this is after him being designated driver the night before at Hoho Farmhouse so that she could be hostess with the mostess with her new membership
entertaining their guests.
 
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Julia123

pathetic

Do we think she's trying to get a barefoot or other wine spon? I know teefers has gotten some with daylesford wine and maribo or whatever that rose is called.
 
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coconochanel

I mean even Char Char who is a decent cook doesn't have a youtube channel so if Ali is thinking of turning his channel into a cooking one THINK AGAIN CINDERS!
 
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K18

Was the limo company fully booked that night?
 
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Hunevoque2

coconochanel said:
I mean even Char Char who is a decent cook doesn't have a youtube channel so if Ali is thinking of turning his channel into a cooking one THINK AGAIN CINDERS!
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If Ali thinks that a roast will be enough to get his YouTube going well that is another story. Even char char isn’t able to do more than his roasts or scrambled egg, I never seen him cook a stew, daube, lasagna, spaghetti bolo , tajine, curry… he couldn’t even manage the beef Wellington at Christmas time! His bbq’s are always charcoal… not that brilliant.
 
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Julia123

Lola Faith said:
Could this little nugget from Victoria be a teey weeny dig? She is so much harder working than our Elsie!
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LOL sure looks like it!

But according to Elsie... Vic isn't 'happy' because she is successful AND skinny
 
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