Don't suppose you know off the top of your head which vid of Josie's this is? I've never seen this before and wasn't really aware of Splainer/Teefers until Lydia started cloning their life. I'd be curious to get some background on that - a friend of mine is in a similar situation with her partner - might be a good watch to get some useful perspective.
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True, I was so confused by that view, I forgot to safe that pic for future possibilities.. Thanks for reminding me.A little lop sided in the nether regions!
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No stingent resolutions in case his bee’s sting him…So apparently Ali isn’t setting any ‘stingent’ New Year’s resolutions this year.He really is the illiterate gift that keeps on giving isn’t he?
…oh dear, oh deer, oh dere…
And drinking wine kindly gifted by Virgin Wines in an actual ditch while waving at cars might be slightly off-putting to Waitrose shoppers too.Thanks so much for that info. I knew about the pores but wasn’t aware she got called in over it….
I want to say how much I agree with what you say about Elsie and her ability to turn on a sixpence if any one has the temerity to inflict narcissistic injury on her…
So on that basis let’s work out the likelihood of her becoming the next Waitrose Pet…
I should declare that this is sponsored by and brought to you today from ‘Two Pennyworth Corner’…
We know Teefers is extremely keen to make an internet chef out of her out-of-work partner and it would appear she might consider Waitrose a worthy sponsor for her now alcohol-free squeeze. Who knows if this might or might not happen? If I was asked my opinion on that I may cite the very sad video she made some years ago about the pain his habitual drinking caused her and the impact it had on her…I would and did support her in that sad situation. However, if I was Brand Managing Waitrose I might not choose Splainer ( unemployed man about town at his partner‘s expense) as a bona-fide representative of their ethos.
Similarly, there are some pretty damning photos of Elsie and her NYE party a few years ago and indeed from her Ibiza incarnation that might prevent choosing her to risk a good reputation on. Most company’s are risk averse…particularly in these difficult times with some pretty harsh financial problems ahead. Couple this with the fact neither of them can cook and are pretty famous for their poor diet…I rest my LV’s…
I think she may be barking up the wrong ivy-clad tree giving Waitrose soooo much free publicity.Not to mention the fact that she supports sweat shops. This in itself is a huge career-limiting citation …
Let’s just say her life clearly seems algorithm-centric…
The witch in a ditch tried to hitch to the rich.
@Miscanthus Don't know what going on, I am exhausted and sad, but the rhymes just come out... It's true, the stereotype of the suffering artist.
OMG! I'm 
Yes it was a while ago now and she still lived in her little house in London at the time. She’d been out and filming earlier in the day and was planning on taking us with her that evening on another job she had. Anyway, he got drunk in the afternoon and was very ugly towards her and had then gone out on the razzle that night with his friends. She was terribly upset and took herself off to bed and used this to show an influencer‘s life was not as glamorous as some may think. She had a tear stained face and it made me cry when she described how nasty he could be when drunk and that he had done it before. Ever since that video I have always considered him as an irritating twerp who muscles in on his girlfriend’s hard work and work ethic. He has never held a job down. She could do so much better…She has constantly carried him - now she’s marrying him…
No disrespect to anyone else here, but to me she looks like a man!Omg LOL. Working out hard with that vahahahaha? Looks like gym shark or some brand are still working with her.
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So Ali has dropped a video I wonder if happy happy Lydia is in it? if so I hope she's informed her face she's HAPPYYYYY
Oh mange-tout mon ami - mange-tout. HOW could that glorious vision have escaped the capacity of my vacant brain?
Answers on a post card to Two Pennyworth Corner…
That section is TEN MINUTES LONG. I mean I’ve been to a physio, and a masseuse (old riding injury) many many times. Never in my kitchen. Never on camera.
I have to say, I saw more chemistry between Ali and his handler in that ten minutes than I’ve seen between Ali and Labia in the last four years.
He brings her breakfast in bed (2 croissants and FIG jam) and she says "oh wowwwwwww" . Never thanked him. Just petted Lumi and said that it's not for her. Mind you Lumi never looked at it before she said that.
Nice "healthy" breakfast of TWO gluten croissants and jam... so much for Monday's video, lol
Nice "healthy" breakfast of TWO gluten croissants and jam... so much for Monday's video, lol
On a KM shoot last year someone left a comment commending them on using a Trans model…
I haven't watched Ali's vlog yet - need to wait until after dinner as don't think I can stomach seeing his feet and other parts. Why is the physio in the bloody Kitchen when they've a gym room, Ali's office or a spare bedroom to use???? Vile totally vile!
And then I see the witch eating croissants in bed. Firstly lets ignore the fact they are full of gluten, secondly I hate people eating in bed, and croissants are so messy and flaking, and she's got jam, plus the bloody cat there, I just cannot, it is beyond words!
And then I see the witch eating croissants in bed. Firstly lets ignore the fact they are full of gluten, secondly I hate people eating in bed, and croissants are so messy and flaking, and she's got jam, plus the bloody cat there, I just cannot, it is beyond words!
I mean if he is working on your legs does one need to be shirtless too? Or have I missed that when I go for physio??
Teeny tiny Ali ... no one ... not even gays like myself wish to see "little man porn"
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Is it one of those "thirst trap" type videos to get those views up .. as we know hers a plummeting
I think it was titled My life isn't always perfect or something like that xxx
My caption for that photo is….I mean if he is working on your legs does one need to be shirtless too? Or have I missed that when I go for physio??
Teeny tiny Ali ... no one ... not even gays like myself wish to see "little man porn"
OR
Is it one of those "thirst trap" type videos to get those views up .. as we know hers a plummeting
‘No matter HOW much you baste him, Chef; he isn’t going to fit into that tiny oven..’
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agree - I skipped to the Lydia part and will wait to watch this later if I even do... I could see fastforwarding it's a lot of physio and shooting the jewelry cleaning... and buying ferns. HOW is this considered work/content?
OMG Lumi pissed on the bed.
Oh no, i've just started it, and Ali is planning to do a cookery course at Daylesford because guess who recommended it!! Char of course, and now he's shown us their dinner - chicken with of course cheese inside it, brown dead broccoli, rice and some orange coloured sauce he said has been made from the juices! He now thinks he's Jamie Oliver/Charlie Irons and along with his electrics and house handyman is including cooking in his vlogs now! I guess this is to make up for his lack of actual influencer work!
Why is he showing muddy footprints all over the kitchen floor, just bleeping mop it you muppet! And then we have the cat sat on the middle of the dining table which is constantly laid with napkins, runner, plates and glasses - because the whole house is basically just a film set!
The massage bit starts around 4 mins 28 and goes on until 14.56 - absolutely ridiculous why does anyone need to include that much footage!
And who the hell puts jam on a croissant with a spoon? How those two live is so so odd!
Why is he showing muddy footprints all over the kitchen floor, just bleeping mop it you muppet! And then we have the cat sat on the middle of the dining table which is constantly laid with napkins, runner, plates and glasses - because the whole house is basically just a film set!
The massage bit starts around 4 mins 28 and goes on until 14.56 - absolutely ridiculous why does anyone need to include that much footage!
And who the hell puts jam on a croissant with a spoon? How those two live is so so odd!
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