Lydia Millen #120 Consuming literature at a breakneck speed, such a pity she can’t actually read!

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Lottieinthesuburbs

Hunevoque2 said:
If the toaster has just be serviced why is it so disgusting ?? I have a Seb that must be 24 years old and doesn’t look that bad!
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This made me giggle. One of my sons is called Seb and he’s always covered in muck - he’s 4, thought he might grow out of it
 
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Geranium said:
Why does she not explain exactly why a Dualit toaster is worth investing in?
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Because she hasn’t got a clue and didn’t read her brief...She’s more interested in styling the filthy thing up with a Thyme napkin. This is a euphemism for her life...

Dont look close - I won’t pass muster
Here instead - a Thyme green duster...
 
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shiroyagisan

I've only just noticed...

It's a three slice toaster.



Maybe it's just me, but I find that so incredibly odd. Who toasts three slices of bread at once? It's always two or four, no?
 
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Grand Tattle SHOW US YER TOASTER competition...




This is my entry - Crumbs - I hope I win...


(Unserviced Dualit 10/12 years old and erm...clean...)


 
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CarrotSunshine

Isn't it also bad to eat in bed altogether? I remember learning about how the bedroom should be exclusively for sleep and sex and not eating/watching TV, because your brain should associate it with rest and nothing else Welp, since there's DEFINITELY not any sex happening in that bed, I guess she's decided to switch to eating instead And yes - got one of the worst possible foods for it
 
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The.world.has.gone.mad.

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Louise84

Elise showing us her dirty Dualit toaster whilst wearing her #gifted (begged for) £495 silk robe from Thyme!! Does this actually count as work?? (or as content for that matter?)
 
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Lola Faith

I have a Dualit, mine is a 4 slicer, I don't think it's great it doesn't toast evenly ever, but I'm not 'investing' in another until it breaks!

Elsie can only afford to invest in a toaster not a cottage, and if she is advertising for Dualit, surely she could have begged for a new one!
 
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Lottieinthesuburbs

Practice her serene face

PS what is this Pink Stuff? Vaguely aware of it, feel like I must be missing out!
 
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shiroyagisan

My humble toaster is this one:

It matches my glass kettle:


Neither cost anywhere near £100 but they do exactly what I need them to and I love them
 
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Geranium

I have a Dualit toaster and kettle. Toaster is buried deep in the under stairs cupboard as the toast eater in our house prefers to use the grill but I love my toaster as it’s a design classic. I plan to be buried with it….

shiroyagisan said:
My humble toaster is this one:
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It matches my glass kettle:
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Neither cost anywhere near £100 but they do exactly what I need them to and I love them
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I love a glass kettle. You can literally watch a pot boil!
 
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Stefano

I am in total agreement ... they look industrial and are really lovely to look at but they are not the best toasters on the market!!

I have a smeg 2 slot double wide (for toasted sandwiches so the openings are larger) and I can honestly say they are very expensive but so stylish and they toast to "puuuuhfection" .. I am totally "obsessed" .. ..it's "the dreeeeam"

Also being a boujie ass mofo .. I have the juicer and the keetle all to match lol
 
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Al Fresco

Lottieinthesuburbs said:
Practice her serene face

PS what is this Pink Stuff? Vaguely aware of it, feel like I must be missing out!
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They usually have it in Aldi but you can get it in most places. It’s the old Stardrops brand which I remember from the 70s. It cleans anything and everything.

 
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