I can't ... the obscene level of lazinness and self-entitlement just in the first 5 minutes of this vlog are excerutiating!
1: First world problems are .... wait for it ....what shoes to wear in the
bleeping house? Here's a bit of advice ... wear
bleeping slippers as shoes should not be worn inside you
twit! The dirt in that house .. I shudder to think!
2: Sonos that didn't work .. going on about the cost to fix it ... please do me a favor and
bleeping dive bomb off the last
duck I give when you go buy dress after dress and Hermes after Hermes .....
you have the money ..it is not a choice for you to fix it like the bleeping toilets so stop moaning!
3: Going on about a
bleeping playlist that is "Scenes from Paris" but gives her Provence vibes .. : Yeah right .. got that ....
4: Moaning about gifted flowers .. but "they were delivered probably late as they have seen better days" ..
they were gifted you ungrateful witch!
5: "Finish off this Croissant"
: She has not even taken a bite .. make it make bleeping sense .... illiterate twit!
6: Going on and
bleeping on about the Mas - De - Chebran and on queue ... pulls out their biscuits to flex ...
They are so pathetic both of them at this point ... OOOOH how luxurious you both are with gifted
bleeping biscuits from a gifted trip to go with your Asda teabags (not gifted) lol
7: Who is fucks name puts a coffee machine in a cupboard?? No no please I want to know as I for 1 sure don't .. all the steam and splattering inside a cupboard ... rank!
8: L'Occitane .. mispronounced as per
bleeping usual ..... can't say "Extrait" .....all gifted ... Provence dahhhling ........ my piss is officially boilt!
9:
Couldn't be fucked to defrost the poor dogs food so rightly lambasts the house Elf for giving him a treat as "the poor boy was starving" ...FFS with all the organising and writing in bleeping 1000 pound stupid organisers as she tells us over and bleeping over .. you couldn't remember to feed your bleeping animal ...... but he is "SPOILT" ..(FOR WANTING FOOD AND BEING HUNGRY??? What a bleeping CLUNGE OF A PERSON YOU ARE !
10: The Yale post box with an App (can't have a normal one can she? "It's for those of us that buy really expensive shoes and handbags" (nope just pretentious twats like you) and for those of us that are lazy tossers and can't arrange to be in for orders which made me laugh as she
bleeping goes nowhere anyway
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11: Belt change to matchy match boots and the Laura Ingles vibe from Little House on the Prairie...... I can't .. I just ... cannot! (Shouts at Porter again)
12: Manic ramblings from a manic unhinged person .. the whole flustering with organising the house and the need to show how to make a bed and the need for electric curtains beg really shows she has absolutely zero to offer/ to do /to film ... it is really pathetic and to be fair this whole vlog would have been binned if I was a content creator as it is utter shite!
Sorry I just can't fathom how you call this a job?