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Lydia Millen #108 Josie got the dream Defender but will Elsie become a Soho House member?
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'We're almost at the end of October'
Today is the 18th October!
Today is the 18th October!
Why are the boobs so far down?? Mine aren’t fake but sit much higher!
Also that top is not flattering at all!!
Also that top is not flattering at all!!
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Filing away more clothes 
And teaching us how to make the bed and freshen the room. She doesn’t even have fitted sheets!!??Filing away more clothes
Those brown trousersor leggings are so tight and revealing, camel bump or hump !
Wow. Just wow. She really does have nothing going on.
Her biggest problems in life are that her Sonos may not have worked and she can't find the right shoes to wear around the house.
WOW.
Her biggest problems in life are that her Sonos may not have worked and she can't find the right shoes to wear around the house.
WOW.
I personally don’t understand how two people who do f…ck all all day can make such a mess in such a big house. Yes lidl, putting things away as you go and after using them is common sense !!
The reason her lovely Gianvito Rossi boots look clunky isn't because of the boot but it's because of the awful polyester sack she's wearing!
Wow... shouting at Porter and making a bed with the thinnest, greasiest hair ever. Save your time folks.
She has nothing...zero content. It's dreadful!!
She has nothing...zero content. It's dreadful!!
What on earth is her outfit? She has workout leggings on and a blouse! Does she honestly think those brown leggings look like trousers? THEY DON'T they look like workout leggings
And are fing ugly, gross!
Did she honestly just say that most dachshunds don't like exercise? She still has not done any research on the breed of dog she has
Lol, she reminds me of Loonette of Big Comfy Couch.Lydia is channeling 90s Atomic Kitten with those hair stripes
With the big red nose, big hair and wide eyed expression.
I can't ... the obscene level of lazinness and self-entitlement just in the first 5 minutes of this vlog are excerutiating!
1: First world problems are .... wait for it ....what shoes to wear in the bleeping house? Here's a bit of advice ... wear bleeping slippers as shoes should not be worn inside you twit! The dirt in that house .. I shudder to think!
2: Sonos that didn't work .. going on about the cost to fix it ... please do me a favor and bleeping dive bomb off the last duck I give when you go buy dress after dress and Hermes after Hermes ..... you have the money ..it is not a choice for you to fix it like the bleeping toilets so stop moaning!
3: Going on about a bleeping playlist that is "Scenes from Paris" but gives her Provence vibes .. : Yeah right .. got that ....
4: Moaning about gifted flowers .. but "they were delivered probably late as they have seen better days" .. they were gifted you ungrateful witch!
5: "Finish off this Croissant" : She has not even taken a bite .. make it make bleeping sense .... illiterate twit!
6: Going on and bleeping on about the Mas - De - Chebran and on queue ... pulls out their biscuits to flex ...
They are so pathetic both of them at this point ... OOOOH how luxurious you both are with gifted bleeping biscuits from a gifted trip to go with your Asda teabags (not gifted) lol
7: Who is fucks name puts a coffee machine in a cupboard?? No no please I want to know as I for 1 sure don't .. all the steam and splattering inside a cupboard ... rank!
8: L'Occitane .. mispronounced as per bleeping usual ..... can't say "Extrait" .....all gifted ... Provence dahhhling ........ my piss is officially boilt!
9: Couldn't be fucked to defrost the poor dogs food so rightly lambasts the house Elf for giving him a treat as "the poor boy was starving" ...FFS with all the organising and writing in bleeping 1000 pound stupid organisers as she tells us over and bleeping over .. you couldn't remember to feed your bleeping animal ...... but he is "SPOILT" ..(FOR WANTING FOOD AND BEING HUNGRY??? What a bleeping CLUNGE OF A PERSON YOU ARE !
10: The Yale post box with an App (can't have a normal one can she? "It's for those of us that buy really expensive shoes and handbags" (nope just pretentious twats like you) and for those of us that are lazy tossers and can't arrange to be in for orders which made me laugh as she bleeping goes nowhere anyway.
11: Belt change to matchy match boots and the Laura Ingles vibe from Little House on the Prairie...... I can't .. I just ... cannot! (Shouts at Porter again)
12: Manic ramblings from a manic unhinged person .. the whole flustering with organising the house and the need to show how to make a bed and the need for electric curtains beg really shows she has absolutely zero to offer/ to do /to film ... it is really pathetic and to be fair this whole vlog would have been binned if I was a content creator as it is utter shite!
Sorry I just can't fathom how you call this a job?
1: First world problems are .... wait for it ....what shoes to wear in the bleeping house? Here's a bit of advice ... wear bleeping slippers as shoes should not be worn inside you twit! The dirt in that house .. I shudder to think!
2: Sonos that didn't work .. going on about the cost to fix it ... please do me a favor and bleeping dive bomb off the last duck I give when you go buy dress after dress and Hermes after Hermes ..... you have the money ..it is not a choice for you to fix it like the bleeping toilets so stop moaning!
3: Going on about a bleeping playlist that is "Scenes from Paris" but gives her Provence vibes .. : Yeah right .. got that ....
4: Moaning about gifted flowers .. but "they were delivered probably late as they have seen better days" .. they were gifted you ungrateful witch!
5: "Finish off this Croissant" : She has not even taken a bite .. make it make bleeping sense .... illiterate twit!
6: Going on and bleeping on about the Mas - De - Chebran and on queue ... pulls out their biscuits to flex ...
They are so pathetic both of them at this point ... OOOOH how luxurious you both are with gifted bleeping biscuits from a gifted trip to go with your Asda teabags (not gifted) lol
7: Who is fucks name puts a coffee machine in a cupboard?? No no please I want to know as I for 1 sure don't .. all the steam and splattering inside a cupboard ... rank!
8: L'Occitane .. mispronounced as per bleeping usual ..... can't say "Extrait" .....all gifted ... Provence dahhhling ........ my piss is officially boilt!
9: Couldn't be fucked to defrost the poor dogs food so rightly lambasts the house Elf for giving him a treat as "the poor boy was starving" ...FFS with all the organising and writing in bleeping 1000 pound stupid organisers as she tells us over and bleeping over .. you couldn't remember to feed your bleeping animal ...... but he is "SPOILT" ..(FOR WANTING FOOD AND BEING HUNGRY??? What a bleeping CLUNGE OF A PERSON YOU ARE !
10: The Yale post box with an App (can't have a normal one can she? "It's for those of us that buy really expensive shoes and handbags" (nope just pretentious twats like you) and for those of us that are lazy tossers and can't arrange to be in for orders which made me laugh as she bleeping goes nowhere anyway
.11: Belt change to matchy match boots and the Laura Ingles vibe from Little House on the Prairie...... I can't .. I just ... cannot! (Shouts at Porter again)
12: Manic ramblings from a manic unhinged person .. the whole flustering with organising the house and the need to show how to make a bed and the need for electric curtains beg really shows she has absolutely zero to offer/ to do /to film ... it is really pathetic and to be fair this whole vlog would have been binned if I was a content creator as it is utter shite!
Sorry I just can't fathom how you call this a job?
She tries so hard
if you want to wear leggings fine but wear a t-shirt or jumper. She is so ridiculous saying she needs to be dressed and has to wear shoes to be productive. When she bends over and you see the adanola label it gives it away anyway.
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Oooh ragdollsNah I don’t like spending my money on vacuum cleaners. I always mess them up as I’m useless with cleaning the filters. It’s a job my dad does whenever he visits bless him
I have ragdoll cats, no hoover is good enough for them honestly !
A shark lasts me a year and a dyson - not even 8 months my last one. I’ll stick to kitchen gadgets
Like normal people. Right now I have a t shirt on, adidas leggings. When I’ll go out, I’ll throw on my jeans, a lovely top, a nice pair of boots, a jacket for the weather and a purse. I do not wear shoes in the house, I wear slippers when I remember to put them on.
Does that fit time frame wise? They moved in Spring 2018, can't remember when the dining room 1.0 was finished?
Erase and rewind...Hey, the 90s are back (as are the 80s, 70s, and 00s for some reason at the same time) so she is, for once, in trend.Lydia is channeling 90s Atomic Kitten with those hair stripes
I am more enjoying the music: Delusions - Triste.
I just go bare foot or thick socks when it gets cold, primark have hundreds!Like normal people. Right now I have a t shirt on, adidas leggings. When I’ll go out, I’ll throw on my jeans, a lovely top, a nice pair of boots, a jacket for the weather and a purse. I do not wear shoes in the house, I wear slippers when I remember to put them on.
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