I vaguely remember it in a corner of her closet, I think it was very early Bunga days, pre wardrobes' construction.
Didn't Lumi get sick or pee on it? It's probably gathering dust amongst the gazillion other freebies she stores in her loft.
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Didn't Lumi get sick or pee on it? It's probably gathering dust amongst the gazillion other freebies she stores in her loft.
Phahahaha!!!! That tan line picture- clearly not using that crappy Glo back applicator then Lidl? Finally grasped the concept you were flogging a load of crap that doesn’t work to your followers?
Here's one more from the archives before I go... (just popping over to the Love Island thread for a while lol)
Who remembers The Urinal in thefire escape "Court Yard" where future baby boys have to bathe because they're not allowed in the new bath tub!?
Who remembers The Urinal in the
Absolute genius! Thank you for making me laugh so much!
I hope Lydiot appreciates the fact that she has the best thread on here.
I love Muff! 
You are a creative genius.
You are a creative genius.
I know when I meet new people, I love to spend a good amount of time informing them of all my fears and phobias. It's totally NOT a tedious and egomaniacal conversation for everyone except me! It's a very fun, friendly way to get people to know all about me. Me, me, me. When the most interesting things about me are my phobias, I know I am killing it in the personality department. It's why everyone says I am just "magic" to be around.
People we have the AUTHENTIC Tuscan
pots alllllll the way from Italy to the CUNTryside!
Let’s go karma!!! Do your thang! 
pots alllllll the way from Italy to the CUNTryside!
Let’s go karma!!! Do your thang!
3 men peeing! Good times lol
They put them damn oranges really everywhere. It will be like beach sand. You will find it in the most off place months later. They put them into the ethanol burner, probably as well.Ali is such a huge fan of Ornate Moments that every single time he referred to the company in his vlog, he called them ORNATE EVENTS.
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Way to go, Ali … misfiring on all cylinders as usual!
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Ali: Hello, do I speak with Ornate Events?
OM: Yes, Ornate Moments on the phone.
Ali: Hi, this me, Ali G. from the boArders of Buckinghamshire, you did last year an event for me and my wife.
OM: Can you please elaborate, I can't recall.
Ali: Uhm, so okay, I paid with Insta exposure and my wife, while in narcissistic rage, threatened people with community guidelines on Insta.
OM: Ah, this rings a bell. Isn't your wife's name Elsie?
Ali: (flinches, in fear, Lydia overheard the caller name her Elsie)
OM: Sir? Sir? Are you still there?
Ali: H-h-e... HERNAMÈ is Lydia Elise Millen.
OM: (flinches and drifts off into a flash back, written Insta tirades on sage backdrop fly into her memory like new slides of an early 2000's Power Point presentation)
Ali: MAM?! (Lydia storms into the office and asks annoyed why he called her, he flinches again) - He answers: Oh, nothing, Els--e. (Lydia stomps out of the office)
OM: Sir, I have to excuse, there must have been a problem with the connection. Anyway, what kind of event do you have in mind?
Ali: Oh, I don't know.
OM: What does your wife like?
Ali: I don't know.
OM: What do you like?
Ali: I love my orange trees in the three-piss-men-area downstairs.
OM: Say no more fam!
I'm not a doctor, but in her case it's rather from talking too much tit. Or she laughed so theatrically when Frow was there, that she opened her mother wider than it actually is and ripped them. Or she tried a trick with one of her mutanto zucchini.
FRAGILE means in this case the address. "Fragile Shack"People we have the AUTHENTIC Tuscan
pots alllllll the way from Italy to the CUNTryside!
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3 men peeing! Good times lol
Fragile Shack
BoArders of Bucks
England
UK
I never wished more that "Staplerfahrer Klaus" emigrated to the UK and is now an instructor for other forklift drivers.
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Stacey Soloman has it in her nursery now for Princess Pickle
What's with her inappropriate use of capital letters? 'Us' Does she think she is a country like Italy? She does it all the time. Me, Mine, Us, MyPeople we have the AUTHENTIC Tuscan
pots alllllll the way from Italy to the CUNTryside!
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3 men peeing! Good times lol
It's embarrassing
I hope this feature works in reverse, too. In that it doesn’t allow the zlebs to post rude comments towards a viewer who has left a comment, friendly but not up their arse, that the zlebs don’t like.
This has probably been posted on the pages I’m catching up on, but he was pointing out that on her Apple Watch face she hasn’t closed her activity rings that track movement and calorie burn and stuff
I'm not ready -I don't have my barf bag yet.
Very well put, but this is exactly my issue. I have also absolutely detested that part of my body for the very same reason. Why would she suddenly start being transparent about her real body shape? She has an incredible figure, but she has always edited or contorted herself into an unreal version.
Just seen the Nell Gwyn Night on Ali’s flog. Not much to report really, no coverage of the actual party, he just scanned the room over plates and plates of uncovered food that won’t have been eaten, and kept asking for ideas on what to call the event - all I could think of was Cringefest.
Then lots of sports waffle - didn’t listen/watch/care.
He had wood delivered and put it away in the shed (stop it).
He wore a couple of outfits in London while he drank a whisky not meant for plebs and as rare as hens’ teeth so don’t bother looking for it. Anyway, for those of you who don’t plan on watching, here are the screenshots.
Then lots of sports waffle - didn’t listen/watch/care.
He had wood delivered and put it away in the shed (stop it).
He wore a couple of outfits in London while he drank a whisky not meant for plebs and as rare as hens’ teeth so don’t bother looking for it. Anyway, for those of you who don’t plan on watching, here are the screenshots.
Okay calm yourPeople we have the AUTHENTIC Tuscan
pots alllllll the way from Italy to the CUNTryside!
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She couldn’t get any more like Hyacinth Bucket if she tried! I am convinced she actually answers the phone with “hello, laaaaady of the house speaking”. I mean, it’s just so laughable and why I can’t help coming back. She’s a constant supply of pure comedy gold
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