She once said that a lot of the time she forgets to put on perfume. She also doesn't do a very good job whenever she has had a sponsored perfume vlog. Actually, other than saying it smells sooooo good and it's my new favorite, she knows nothing about explaining a scent.
Lydia Elise Millen #23 Linen is my jam, I'm Steve's no1 fan and Glo is just a scam.
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I would say lidl knows nothing about anything!
Playing “dress up” on “4 season bun-ga-old” don’t make you look younger 
Hey “Granny”
Hey “Granny”
I totally agree, I love trying to work it out based on glues everyone has seen, also as you say then watching how the sales go and the comments from all the customers.
True, I did see that. It cant be something that everyone needs though because not every one fake tans.have just had a thought, just watched the table cloth wrapped around the head video and after reading what someone said about the video needing to promote whatever your selling, maybe she is flogging teeth whitening stuff. Glowing teeth? She flashes her teeth in this video
Doubt it.Someone posted a screenshot/pic with lidl holding a black mitt when she was tanning and it had a tag/label with her Glo logo on it.
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Those brows!!! 
Thanks for the laugh, this comment made my day
Just re-read this. Brilliant
Long time lurker, first time poster. 
I feel like perhaps the veil/curtain imagery might relate to some kind of ‘skin veil’ product, which makes sense seeing as everyone has guessed a highlighter/skin sheen sort of thing. Also, may be completely unrelated but in Hello October’s most recent vlog (around the 1:22 ish mark) she’s talking about/wearing a new highlighter product that she’s testing out (doesn’t name it) so perhaps PR products have already been sent out? Just a hunch!
I feel like perhaps the veil/curtain imagery might relate to some kind of ‘skin veil’ product, which makes sense seeing as everyone has guessed a highlighter/skin sheen sort of thing. Also, may be completely unrelated but in Hello October’s most recent vlog (around the 1:22 ish mark) she’s talking about/wearing a new highlighter product that she’s testing out (doesn’t name it) so perhaps PR products have already been sent out? Just a hunch!
Testing the water???
Oh god now Inthefrow is on about that Steve guy.
The tension at headquarters was palpable"8:36am on Tuesday morning"
LMFAO what is this, the armistice of 1918???? I'm crying
“Spending my week having important conversations”
What is she, five? What adult talks like that? People usually “have important conversation on” a particular topic, and not generally. She is repeating what other influenzas say but cutting down on words she considers to be unnecessary. Just yesterday Camila Coehlo said that she “spent the last few days educating herself, talking with her family and listening to black community”, so from now on she will “dedicate her time to having more important conversation on what else we could do”.This is the best pages catchup ever coz I don't know whats happened its like the dramatic end of a book so writing this now without being up to date.But staying silent about something that you've said is happening on a certain day makes more noise with people asking what's happening when nothing happens
As if decisions are made with anything other than how much money Lydia can make.
Just be honest, that's all it takes not to get tangled up.
I believe its not about making profit.
This is a vanity project haha just sounds like lidl normal life.
It is mentioned here constantly she wants what the other girls have. In this case its a blank page book but this is a pretend business.
The cheapest way to attract attention and buzz whilst bleeping her supporters where the sun dont shine.
I believe she put some hilarious tit amount to do the project. At first I wanted to say 1500 pounds but now I think its 150.
Yel you are on the money haha so to speak that this is pure attention seeking. I predict people like tite wad Lydia are designing the cheap nasty techniques of no cost profit making of the new millennium.
You guys are cynical tho! Of course the movement is the real reason she didnt launch and no announcement.
She woke up and tried being best white and threw her back out and her finger she writes with on her phone.
Now when this generous lovely victim vlogs about it to her minions she will be coddled and accepted for any launches she misses. Because she will be in tears about the death threats she and Lumi have recieved over this OMG people are horrible!!!
Lydia is such putrid trash with a very fragile layer of bougee disguise on top.
Yuck
Given my lack of communication on my 87 platforms, I thought I’d check in with you all given this is the most active. And what a productive week it’s been. Not. This was meant to be the pinnacle of my career. I’ve been working so hard for this moment. I could almost envisage my face in the Guinness world book of records under ‘bougie boss witch of the century’. It’s beyond sadness the death of George Floyd. I just couldn’t comprehend it was even real. I spent days upon days crying. I was inconsolable. Ali even offered sexy time to cheer me up. What did I do that was so wrong for god to punish me in this way? He knew how much this launch meant to me. Fear not! At exactly 8:36am on Tuesday morning, I had an epiphany. I was going to be the best white person to black people and relaunch Glóby. I really am fitting into this Mother Theresa role subliminally well. All she did was help the poor and destitute. These past few months alone I’ve helped to rescue bushfire aminals, given homeless people a reason to live for, saved the economy, and become an inspiration for white people on BLM. I wonder who Cawwiee needs to speak to, to get me a sainthood. I’ll give some of the credit back to Therese though, her white headscarf was the inspo for my Glóby promo shot. Oh and it was the first link that showed up when I googled ‘bougie ideas for photoshoots’.
With that weight off my shoulders, I’ve had more time to reflect. As you know I’m not a follower, I’m always ahead of the game. Just look at Vic copying my bust (back off Sticky Vicky, I saw Steve first). Anyway, fortunately I did all my self-taught education on BLM two years ago. Before this I was very ignorant, not a very good person to black people I must admit. I was thinking of sharing all my learning, but why should I, it’s mine, it belongs to me. Go learn your own. I have reposted and retweeted everyone else’s commentary though. I’ve even ordered a book and watched a documentary. Well I’ve not got past the first page or opening credits yet, I’m a bougie boss witch after all so lots of ordering online and ordering of staff to do. It’s the thought that counts anyway.
Talking about staff, I mean friends, I’ve not really had chance to speak to Cawwiee much lately. She’s nearly been as busy as I. She’s been on her hands and knees, single-handedly re-sticking Glóby labels on all of my products. I have such the best team. Obviously because there’s a ‘me’ in team. I sometimes think they’d work for free. I’m doing wonders for their careers. Saying that, I might gift her a free scrunchie I recently received. My scrunchie jar is full after all. But then again, you can never have too many scrunchies can you? Maybe I’ll just offer her mates rates on my fake tan, 10 percent off, only on the nearly expired ones though. You can’t say fairer than that.
As you know, my little sausaaggeee (not Ali’s sclong, he ordered that book on life with a micro penis by the way), but Lumi has been getting herself into mischief. Well so the neighbour says. I’m secreting plotting my revenge. I just need a new excuse, I’ve already used they killed the cat and stole my parcels. But saying that, witch Lumi is taking up even more of Ali’s attention now she’s stuck in doors. Ali thought I was crying because she was forced to use the litter tray. I wasn’t. I wonder if it’s suspicious to have two dead cats?
I need to go and reapply my daily 87 coats of fake tan now. Ali said I’m a tan gangsta. He’s so sweet and street. And if you was wondering why my tan is always so patchy. I do this on purpose. It’s a marketing ploy. It makes it accessible to all my followers. They know they’ll never be able to emulate my perfection so I have to tone it down a bit. Told you I went to university.
Don’t forget T - 2 days to relaunch
With that weight off my shoulders, I’ve had more time to reflect. As you know I’m not a follower, I’m always ahead of the game. Just look at Vic copying my bust (back off Sticky Vicky, I saw Steve first). Anyway, fortunately I did all my self-taught education on BLM two years ago. Before this I was very ignorant, not a very good person to black people I must admit. I was thinking of sharing all my learning, but why should I, it’s mine, it belongs to me. Go learn your own. I have reposted and retweeted everyone else’s commentary though. I’ve even ordered a book and watched a documentary. Well I’ve not got past the first page or opening credits yet, I’m a bougie boss witch after all so lots of ordering online and ordering of staff to do. It’s the thought that counts anyway.
Talking about staff, I mean friends, I’ve not really had chance to speak to Cawwiee much lately. She’s nearly been as busy as I. She’s been on her hands and knees, single-handedly re-sticking Glóby labels on all of my products. I have such the best team. Obviously because there’s a ‘me’ in team. I sometimes think they’d work for free. I’m doing wonders for their careers. Saying that, I might gift her a free scrunchie I recently received. My scrunchie jar is full after all. But then again, you can never have too many scrunchies can you? Maybe I’ll just offer her mates rates on my fake tan, 10 percent off, only on the nearly expired ones though. You can’t say fairer than that.
As you know, my little sausaaggeee (not Ali’s sclong, he ordered that book on life with a micro penis by the way), but Lumi has been getting herself into mischief. Well so the neighbour says. I’m secreting plotting my revenge. I just need a new excuse, I’ve already used they killed the cat and stole my parcels. But saying that, witch Lumi is taking up even more of Ali’s attention now she’s stuck in doors. Ali thought I was crying because she was forced to use the litter tray. I wasn’t. I wonder if it’s suspicious to have two dead cats?
I need to go and reapply my daily 87 coats of fake tan now. Ali said I’m a tan gangsta. He’s so sweet and street. And if you was wondering why my tan is always so patchy. I do this on purpose. It’s a marketing ploy. It makes it accessible to all my followers. They know they’ll never be able to emulate my perfection so I have to tone it down a bit. Told you I went to university.
Don’t forget T - 2 days to relaunch
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Mild acne can also be debilitatingI would have more respect for her if she’d used the go-to excuse.
”I can’t launch my product today because I’m on my period”
"i've spent the week having important conversations"
That really is pitiful, she is so dumb, who speaks like that?
I think her and Donald Trump could have important conversations together!
That really is pitiful, she is so dumb, who speaks like that?
I think her and Donald Trump could have important conversations together!
Couple of Tits with no originality.... And I not referring to the bust 
well done, very cleverGiven my lack of communication on my 87 platforms, I thought I’d check in with you all given this is the most active. And what a productive week it’s been. Not. This was meant to be the pinnacle of my career. I’ve been working so hard for this moment. I could almost envisage my face in the Guinness world book of records under ‘bougie boss witch of the century’. It’s beyond sadness the death of George Floyd. I just couldn’t comprehend it was even real. I spent days upon days crying. I was inconsolable. Ali even offered sexy time to cheer me up. What did I do that was so wrong for god to punish me in this way? He knew how much this launch meant to me. Fear not! At exactly 8:36am on Tuesday morning, I had an epiphany. I was going to be the best white person to black people and relaunch Glóby. I really am fitting into this Mother Theresa role subliminally well. All she did was help the poor and destitute. These past few months alone I’ve helped to rescue bushfire aminals, given homeless people a reason to live for, saved the economy, and become an inspiration for white people on BLM. I wonder who Cawwiee needs to speak to, to get me a sainthood. I’ll give some of the credit back to Therese though, her white headscarf was the inspo for my Glóby promo shot. Oh and it was the first link that showed up when I googled ‘bougie ideas for photoshoots’.
With that weight off my shoulders, I’ve had more time to reflect. As you know I’m not a follower, I’m always ahead of the game. Just look at Vic copying my bust (back off Sticky Vicky, I saw Steve first). Anyway, fortunately I did all my self-taught education on BLM two years ago. Before this I was very ignorant, not a very good person to black people I must admit. I was thinking of sharing all my learning, but why should I, it’s mine, it belongs to me. Go learn your own. I have reposted and retweeted everyone else’s commentary though. I’ve even ordered a book and watched a documentary. Well I’ve not got past the first page or opening credits yet, I’m a bougie boss witch after all so lots of ordering online and ordering of staff to do. It’s the thought that counts anyway.
Talking about staff, I mean friends, I’ve not really had chance to speak to Cawwiee much lately. She’s nearly been as busy as I. She’s been on her hands and knees, single-handedly re-sticking Glóby labels on all of my products. I have such the best team. Obviously because there’s a ‘me’ in team. I sometimes think they’d work for free. I’m doing wonders for their careers. Saying that, I might gift her a free scrunchie I recently received. My scrunchie jar is full after all. But then again, you can never have too many scrunchies can you? Maybe I’ll just offer her mates rates on my fake tan, 10 percent off, only on the nearly expired ones though. You can’t say fairer than that.
As you know, my little sausaaggeee (not Ali’s sclong, he ordered that book on life with a micro penis by the way), but Lumi has been getting herself into mischief. Well so the neighbour says. I’m secreting plotting my revenge. I just need a new excuse, I’ve already used they killed the cat and stole my parcels. But saying that, witch Lumi is taking up even more of Ali’s attention now she’s stuck in doors. Ali thought I was crying because she was forced to use the litter tray. I wasn’t. I wonder if it’s suspicious to have two dead cats?
I need to go and reapply my daily 87 coats of fake tan now. Ali said I’m a tan gangsta. He’s so sweet and street. And if you was wondering why my tan is always so patchy. I do this on purpose. It’s a marketing ploy. It makes it accessible to all my followers. They know they’ll never be able to emulate my perfection so I have to tone it down a bit. Told you I went to university.
Don’t forget T - 2 days to relaunch
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