'Morning haters, have you heard I'm redoing a few rooms in the 'not a' Cotswold mansion? Im starting in the lounge, my slave aka husband Ali has painted the walls black I ordered a hideous Moroccan light fitting, switched up the chairs from my office, put some bits of twigs in a vase on my new LV trunk that looks like it belongs in a sex dungeon (but we will ignore that little fact) Ive hinted I want a new tv that turns into a mirror so I can admire my beautiful brushy eyebrows and I also want a new antique mirror. After Ive done all that Im going to redo the Whisky room into another 'private' office so me and Ali can take private work calls. Ali is also going to make me a shelving unit in the attic so I can store all my ornament to switch up each season. People may not understand about my an interior design aka copying my new inspo Steve (Im also stalking him on IG) but I just love redoing rooms, its like people who collect stamps except they have to pay for their stamps I beg and get most of my stuff free. Oh Im living the life!