Loz Curtis

[Dreamer01]

I am only new to Loz but gee she waffles on about nothing. I think she needs a proper job. Clearly talking shit to random strangers through instagram is not good for her mental health. Does she have a medical condition?

 

[Firsttimeposter87]

Noticed how she said in last nights stories something about her great grandchildren?
how will you have great grandchildren Lauren when you are ADAMANT you are are not having kids. Little Freudian slip of the tongue there I think.

 

[shh77]

I was thinking the same thing.

What emails does she need to respond to? I would understand if she was working on a new product for loungeface and I think then you may need to reply ASAP. As I think her mascaras are made in Italy.

Dear Ms Curtis

We sincerely apologise for your experience during your visit our drive thru this week.
We can absolutely assure you that our employee did not, in fact know who you were, and were not judging you for your order - despite the fact you frequent this location multiple times a week.
We know you’re so skinny and small and only get a little snacky snack of fries.
Again, we apologise for any inconvenience caused.

Kind regards
McDonalds Customer Services

P.S. YES b*tch it WAS a Coke Zero!!

 

[kitty_cat123]

WTF is wrong with her? Why is she soooo obsessed with her face? Who takes selfies of themselves then scrutinises them then posts to insta.

She's so cooked, nobody has perfect skin nobody and that's so normal..

The thing that get me it's she's trying blame the camera for making her look that way..

 

[shh77]

Of course Lauren bought 5 crew necks and she mentions she can fit into a size 6.

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She needs to stop trying to convince herself that she’s a size 6! Literally needs to go up 2/3 sizes, and who the fuq cares?!
No one can see the label when you’re wearing it! And wouldn’t you rather be comfortable not squeezed into something!

 

[shh77]

I'm still standing by my opinion. If you're at home all day and your partner is out working long hours and may very likely have a long drive home. You should do something nice and have dinner ready. Poor Reece is probably working in tough conditions as if he is laying floor in new builds some don't have heating or air con.

Even if you cook say Mondy to Thursday and grab takeaway on Friday. That's only 4 meals. There's so many easy meals to make. She can use a slow cooker, Air fryer. She was doing sponsored content for one of those meal prep kits. Keep the recipe card and cook one of those meals.

It’s quite literally the LEAST she could do for him!!
She’s such a selfish, entitled brat!
I’m sure she expects that he’ll also do half the housework on his days off too!

 

[giveitaboneploise]

Yay, a Lauren thread! She lives in such a beautiful area, why not go for bushwalks etc to get out and about and see nature? Be better than being stuck in her McMansion looking at pigeons

 

[Dreamer01]

I don't understand why she buys a heap of clothes from Kmart then does a try on haul and then is disappointed in the quality. We all know Kmart is not great quality -that is why it's cheap. She must have bought this on line as I can not see her physically going to the shops.

 

[vikingjan]

It’s quite demented this fixation she has with her face and the self examination of every blotch, pore, crevice. She is some sort of neuro spicy that’s for sure. She must spend the whole day looking into a magnifying mirror.
Such a self obsessed snowflake.

 

[pokerface79]

Gosh darn it, Loz has gone and made me feel sorry for her. It’s terrible that Rhys has liver disease and complications from that, it’s A LOT to have your loved ones chronically ill and take on that stressy situation.

But also why the heck would Liz be reading to him about how interesting she finds sepsis? It seems she has the maturity of a 15 year old and folds at anything she can’t control.

 

[shh77]

I bet she will go to Maccas. She's had such a tough morning.

F this b! Seriously!
Yea, no it’s real “cute” people HAVE to go to work everyday! - while you “lady of leisure” about at home, with your stupid anxious rat, stare at yourself in the mirror and toddle off to McDonalds where you’ll doubt be recognised and fAnGiRLeD over because you’re SUCH a relevant
CeLeBRiTy!

 

[Dreamer01]

I don't feel sorry for her AT ALL because welcome to the real world, bitch. She clearly has no idea how often this type of stuff happens, nor how "stressful" life can be.

I feel real bad for Reece, but good lord pull yourself together woman. Stop reddit doctoring. That's way worse than Google doctoring. I was disgusted watching her portray like this could be the worst thing that could happen to a human.

Also spare me on the hairdresser thing. She wanted a local hair dresser, she probably barely paid for it, and she proved she is in dire need of help for her social anxieties.

I'm with you @coffeeinbed. I feel sorry for Reece having to live with sickness but not Loz.

 

[vikingjan]

She’s living in the past when she was top of her game in YouTube. The carpet layer goes to lay his carpet and she’s at home all day with her face under the magnifying glass obsessing over every pore.

 

[shh77]

she could literally just pay someone to mow the lawn but that'd be too much human interaction for her

She absolutely hides in a cupboard if anyone has to come do anything at their house lol

 

[freddofrog]

the child free thing is so dull. nobody cares! don’t have children if you don’t want them, simple.

her schtick is either wow i don’t want kids or look at this video from when i was popular on youtube.
bored.

 

[berry]

Lauren: I’m not autistic
Also Lauren: I’ve been listening to keyboard asmr / I love the sound of this keyboard.

insta gram.com/stories/lozcurtis/3394305020676500319

 

[Director of Mugs]

I really feel for Reece. I can't imagine being in his position. He is facing major surgery and recovery.

I don't think Lauren can understand that she is his next of kin and the person to look after Reece. I have a feeling Lauren won't like having Reece at home as it disturbs her routine of doing nothing.

 

[Director of Mugs]

Where's her sunsmock? You can see the sun hitting the lower part of her body.

 

[Bushpig81]

Skin and explaining why she deleted Sunsilk highlight (give you a hint they didn’t pay her anything)

LOZ GET A NEW HOBBY.

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Oh god hope she doesn’t read that or else we will be treated to more stories about how she’s does NOT want kids. She just wants to stare at her face 24/7 OK!!

Lol it's because you're older, more wrinkly and your soul has left your body Loz. Go see someone ffs.

 

[shh77]

She’s patenting a shade cloth bubble so fair-skinned, antisocial people can enjoy the outdoors too?

“When you love bees but hate people!
Beekeeping x LC. Protect yourself from the sun, annoying people trying to tell you how great having kids is and bee stings!”