Loz Curtis

[shh77]

fucking hell this chick is unwell. She made the Bondi stabbing all about her, beyond self absorbed

The fact she keeps saying “people need to get off the internet” …….babe. Look in the mirror. Take your own advice!
Put that sUn SmOcK on and go outside and touch your “robocut” grass! 🫠

 

[itsbeenaminute]

Just fucking stop you crazy bitch

 

[berry]

Her story where she was overstimulated, on the floor talking about how it was too noisy and the lights were too bright

Girl….

noNE Of the qUiZzEs SAiD I WAs aUtIStIC

 

[influenzaaar]

Do we think she absolutely BLOWS UP the group chat/shared album with “omg guys can you look at this particular square centimetre of skin under my right armpit and tell me if you think it looks different to the same square centimetre of skin under my left armpit?? Do I need a costly and extremely unnecessary surgery to fix it??!?!”
…..I’m sure her girlfriends loooooove it!

I don’t think she has a group chat, that’s the problem

 

[Dreamer01]

Omg me neither! Skippity skip! God she’s painful! Dreadful woman 🫠🫠
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I’m sorry but b*tch you’re home ALL DAY! why should Reece even have to think about cooking with you when he gets home from WORK?! …I know I know, equality, feminism, two people in a relationship etc etc but she goes f*ck all all day the least she could do is cook dinner!
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Imagine working all day like Reece does, leaving home at 5am and you get home and dinner is frozen pizza because Loz has been home examining her face all day and couldn't be bothered cooking. I get it sometimes you can't be bothered but normally that's cause you both work full time, have kids to wrangle, etc etc.

 

[beigelinen]

Her partner is close to liver failure, is still working a physical job, and she expects him to cook dinner??

Can't she just get aHello Fresh deal like everyone else on Insta?

 

[pokerface79]

I wonder what he was talking about? As it may not have interested Lauren and she just zoned out?


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The irony of it isn’t lost on me, but I’d say a large part of it is her lack of social skills. Odd for a social media influencer.
She lacks the self awareness to pull her head out of her ass to acknowledge that others exist and a whole world spins around with others not sparing a thought for her.

active listening is a skill you need to practice and loz’s world day-to-day revolves around her dog and a phone. It’s an extremely insular.

 

[vikingjan]

So many first world problems this woman has, examining her face with a microscope and panicking over every imagined imperfection, lamenting over her lost youth even though she’s only 30, claims to be an introvert yet shares the most insignificant minutiae of her boring existence. Seems to be extremely defensive about not wanting children which is a good thing because she is self absorbed/obsessed to the degree the poor child would get neglected while she languishes in her selfish introspective bubble.
She gives off major (my shit doesn’t stink vibes & I’m slightly superior to everyone else). I always remember a few years ago while renting she turned on her camera to have a good cry and pity party over absolutely nothing.

 

[Flourish&Fulfilled]

These people asking these questions about kids and trying to convincer her to have one need to get a life! They don’t want kids. End of. Me personally I love being a mum and have always know I wanted one. We need to accept this is individual choice.

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Agree - I have kids and I love them however I am DONE with them…two kids… yet people try and convince me daily just 1 more.. are you ok lol???

Its also a massive life changing adjustment and we wanted them LOL imagine sleep deprivation chewed nipples sassy toddlers and clingy babies when you didn’t even want them lmao no thank you

 

[indylee11]

Lauren is subconsciously trying to convince herself she doesn’t want kids.. if she was settled with her decision she wouldn’t feel the need to talk about it so much.. she’s constantly thinking about the topic it’s ridiculous. And FUCK why isn’t someone in her life having a talk with her about how ridiculous it is that she is CONSTANTLY posting about her face/ weight/ body/ looks etc. it’s disgusting. This plants insecurity’s the minds of the poor young girls who follow her. It’s so so bad. She’s a fucking vain idiot.

 

[influenzaaar]

Guys never mind the shirt what the fuck are the eyelashes

 

[berry]

BREAKING NEWS!
Lauren “thinks” she’s finally done with crew necks!!
#qualitycontent

another sensory thing she doesn't realise.

Only having one type of clothing because you cannot wear anything else.

Babes, I hope you're reading all of this and taking notes and just haven't made the connections due to phrasing and social stigma.

You have the 'tism!

 

[indylee11]

Hahaha I just found this on reddit!! Obviously old but If this ain’t projection at its finest I don’t know what is

 

[Wafflecakes]

Other exciting topics:
Chai lattes
Bras
Perioral dermatitis
Sunsilk
Birds

The list is endless!

I don't know why I still follow but for some reason I can't look away

 

[PiesAndLattes]

PSA everyone. Lauren is talking about a hair cut she going to get. Seems like a trim.

This will provide at least 2 weeks worth of content for her. She will analyse the trim, make sure it suits her face shape, suits her body, hasn’t been cut too short, she will show how much shinier and healthier her hair is and maybe even throw in some free styling tips!

 

[Snaggletooth]

She's delulu.
Honestly she needs some professional help and meds.
She is so fixated and weird.
So desperate to get back to where she was 12 years ago.... You missed the boat, you were not smart about it at the time and now you have nothing to show for it. You are boring AF and the people who follow you are all bored shitless. Move on and get a real job.

 

[Dreamer01]

This latest saga really was something!
Couldn’t help herself, HAD to get a dig in at “the Mothers” while she was at it! ….guys did you know LaUrEn DoEsN’t WaNt ChiLdReN?!

Those "mothers" who have been up with kids since 1am probably then went home, got children ready for school/daycare then went to work themselves. What did Lauren do? Probably went home, made a cup of tea then stared into the mirror till its time to make her toasted cheese wrap for lunch. Or is today her Maccas treat day?

 

[pokerface79]

Yay, a Lauren thread! She lives in such a beautiful area, why not go for bushwalks etc to get out and about and see nature? Be better than being stuck in her McMansion looking at pigeons

Surely the air would be too organic for her locks and short torso? Otherwise, it would make perfect sense to get out and about in the wilderness!

 

[vikingjan]

So we understand SHE DOESN’T WANT KIDS, but why does she get so defensive - & her bristles go up. You’ve made your choice, no one cares, it doesn’t make you special. You don’t have to justify yourself. You will still be able to change memes diapers so you won’t be missing out- her bum will need wiping as she’s getting older. Just STFU .

 

[Dreamer01]

I don't understand why she needs a full face of makeup on to lounge around the house each day. Is that why her brand is called loungeface?