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Tookster

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What exactly does he think the whole cigar smoking thing does? Is Jimmy Savile his role model? Such a strange habit to have in 2024
 
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JulesWake

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They always set intentions or make promises and never follow through with them. Maybe this "breakfast date" will continue if it means they can get out of "Leo duties" earlier 🤦🏻‍♀️

We need to start making a list of their empty promises. Number 1 being the Highland cow, obviously 🤣
Can you imagine if Ryan finally delivered on the Highland Cow? This thread would BLOW right the F up.

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Anywhoosie??? This man is a walking ick.
Anywhoosie, Where's the Highland Cow Ryan!
 
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Roman

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Alik had so much personality and charisma. I did wonder when she got with Ryan if he would be one of those quiet guys who is harder to warm to but lovely when you get to know him. Nope! He’s miserable, dull, materialistic and tries to monetise his own son.
 
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I wonder if she regrets the Alik thing. He seems far more fun, far more financially sound (well, his family certainly are) and he doesn't appear to cut about looking permanently like someone has shat in his kettle.
 
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Annealise

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I initially looked at this thread to see if it was about her health/stoma as I've only recently started following Louise.. However I've just read all the posts and realised how self indulgent these two are. I disliked Ryan immensely when he appeared in MIC and even more so now. Has anyone seen this guy ever smile or appear happy... and as for all the stupid beanies and back to front caps. Yes Louise has been ill and a Stoma op is a serious matter but you would think they would embrace life now. All her posts reek of ' woe is me' or financial gain grifting. I suspect he is a control freak and dominates her. It's as if the child is a hindrance to them too. Creche on a Saturday whilst his dad watches sport, and no proud parents pics of their son etc... Its all about them! They have no self awareness or they would rein it in. I'm going to unfollow now.
 
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Tofino

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Good god! How she can be so public about him being a trigger knowing he will see it one day is hideous. I didn’t bond with my child until she was about 5 or 6 weeks. Will I ever tell her? No, unless she has child one day and has feels the same, otherwise it serves no purpose.

What a hideous goblin she is!
And she can never undo it. She has no idea how this may impact him when he’s older. Everyone knows how his parents felt about him long before he ever will. How do you even manage this in an age appropriate way? Will they manage to tell him before someone else shoves a copy of his mum’s book under his nose at school? Before he starts googling his ‘famous’ parents himself? I suppose he will be brought up with ‘mummy wrote a book. Are you proud of her? You should be. She went through so much to have you. She nearly died!’

If you actually had a serious discussion with each other as parents about pros and cons about sharing this type of story in such detail so publicly, I don’t know how you can ever conclude that it’s worth taking a risk on your own child’s privacy and mental health.

Someone commented on a TikTok that this is Louise’s story not Leo’s. Everyone seems to forget this is also Leo’s story, he just doesn’t get a voice and can’t articulate the impact this has had on him. The amount of people who think Leo will have been unaffected by this is alarming. Leo doesn’t even come into it for too many people. ‘He won’t remember. Look how happy he is now!’

Maybe there will be other chapters but Louise just talks about the impact on her and Ryan. How Ryan considered leaving her. How terrible. But there is no consideration that I’ve read so far about this tiny baby! That his mother abandoned him.
 
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windowlickinggood

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Can we please take a moment to appreciate Bryan’s hair 😂😂
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New Essay from Louise. Forever sneaking in an advert about her bloody book
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Conjure a smile for a photo when you are holding your child for the first time ☹ I hope Leo never reads that. I can't even dissect the rest, this has been a busy day for the both of them. Will Louise acknowledge Gryaans podcast?
All about Louise. No mention of any concern about her new baby. All those tubes and wires on such a small baby, any normal person would remember the concern and worry they had for their new baby right?
 
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Fisher99

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All her meals remind me of that episode of Friends where Rachel puts beef in the trifle because 2 pages of the recipe book have stuck together.
Louise is first class entertainment but not for the reasons she thinks. She should change her insta page from the public figure category to comedy.
 
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JMS123

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Hopping over to this thread as Mrs Hinch is MIA. I’ve watched MIC since the first series (that’s ageing me) so have seen Louise in many different reincarnations.

It shouldn‘t surprise me (but still does) that she is possibly the most verbose person I’ve ever (not actually) met. Part of my job involves writing and anyone editing my work would tell me to make my point and lose the other 90% of pointless word salad-ing if I copied her writing style.

In fairness, she has my sympathy for the stoma bag as that’s a tough thing to live with. But the constant woe is me/trauma about her birthing experience verges on unhinged. If she had a proper job rather than wafting around SW3 eating scrambled egg, she’d have saved herself a lot of expensive therapy and soul baring.
 
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Rosie_Goldie

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The things that jumped out to me (medic but not obs&gyn) 1) any theatre I've ever been in has got eirely quite & calm when there's an emergency. In fact the bigger the emergency the calmer we go. 2) it's very very unusual for her to be awake for 3 1/2 hours whilst they operated, it would be very usual & safer to convert to a GA. This could be done within minutes 3) I imagine the scan had been hot read (IE quick look for anything life and death) but was waiting for a full in detail report by a specialist. 4) It is possible to lose more that your blood volume, basically we're pumping it in and that's coming out too. 5) I'm surprised if it was a rupture with associated ++ hemorrhage to the extent she says they didn't opt for a hysterectomy.

But saying all that, I had a tricky birth EMCS, PPH etc etc and what I remember & what is true are two different things. It's very strange, I had a debrief with my consultant and if my husband hadn't been there nodding along to her recount I would of sworn they had someone else's notes by mistake because those things hadn't happened to me and my time scale for events occuring was well off. So strange not being able to trust your own memory and I should of been able to make sense of it more than most.

Due to patient confidentiality no staff will be able to comment to confirm or deny anything she's said. I imagine there's a fair few eye rolls going on between them though.
 
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Jelly Bean

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Not posted here before 👋
But argh these people like Brian. Living in a tightly packed community and thinking it is fine to have an outdoor cinema. I would completely dread living near people like him especially in the summer. Absolutely no consideration for anyone else.
 
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LittleLen

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Oh guys this is GRIM, buckle up.
Highlights are there was no love for Leo, Ryan was angry at Leo for being born and… an actual explanation of what happened? The PTSD seems mainly mental https://archive.ph/lP0zb
Lmao

"I was telling our taxi driver how much we needed this holiday, explaining I'd nearly died first giving birth to Leo, then again a week later after I haemorrhaged, losing litres of blood and requiring several transfusions."

Poor poor St. Lucian taxi driver
 
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PastorBake

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Mince in gravy with rice?

I think I've developed a bowel issue of my very own just from looking at it 🤢
 
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I think ‘begged’ the doctors for a colon removal is quite telling actually. Presumably she was encouraged to try to manage it with diet and medication instead, at least for the foreseeable future, but knowing what we know about Loopy, I’m almost certain she did a hell of a lot of self sabotage along the way. I can well believe she told the medical team that she couldn’t eat incase she shat herself but we all know that’s not true. It’s hardly as of she was housebound either, she was on the bloody pistes of France in a white ski suit in January ffs.
 
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