Hope John brought his starch spray with him for the big hat 
Lorna Luxe #48 Trust Pilot - Dreadful experience, clothes are nasty
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Itās a chemo port.
That reminds me, I must catch up on the Tattooist of Auschwitz tonightā¦
(also that filter is doing some heavy lifting - look at the blurs)
Seriously though why would anybody use him as a selling tool? I can only imagine itās for sympathy.
(also that filter is doing some heavy lifting - look at the blurs)
Seriously though why would anybody use him as a selling tool? I can only imagine itās for sympathy.
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Like ET in disguise.Iād Fukkin loved to have seen that ā¦ her arriving at a beach bar in that Fukkin kaftan and big hat thinking sheās some sort of cāleb more like pleb whilst everyone else is sitting in shorts and vests sniggering .
Speaking of greed. Has anyone else noticed that the ā All profits going to cancer researchā are now ā net profitsā?
So net profits are when all of her ābusiness expenses and costsā have been paid..so basically sheās paying herself, everyone, the bunker mortgage, advertising, marketing trips to Greece to photograph the bloody things. Then giving whatās leftā¦.
So net profits are when all of her ābusiness expenses and costsā have been paid..so basically sheās paying herself, everyone, the bunker mortgage, advertising, marketing trips to Greece to photograph the bloody things. Then giving whatās leftā¦.
WHAT !!! No Fukkin surprise there then . greedy cunts filling their pockets first but looking to be the do gooders . So what we looking at 50p per pair of shorts sold ? But all her Fawnas will think theyāre being Fukkin amazing . Maybe theyāll donate the whole Ā£50 when they send them as Freebies to their friends . Cos boy will they be flooding the gifted market .
That answers the Ā£50 ridiculous price for them sheās on the make again
The new summer line looks exactly like what she used to flog for ITS.
Itās just her usual over priced polyester party.
Pre order for the Ā£50 polyester yellow shorts???
Pre order for the Ā£50 polyester yellow shorts???
Do you think this beauty is inspired by the bedroom curtains?
I think the curtains might have a better finish actually...
I think the curtains might have a better finish actually...
You know itās bad when even someone as gorgeous as that model looks like a sack of spuds.
The strap marks in her fake tan are brilliant 
HAHAHHAHAHAAH Itās the Valentinoās sheās got them imprinted on herThe strap marks in her fake tan are brilliant
FFS ā¦ read the room Yawna . Itās flip flop territory and your Fukkin trotters are swollen in the heat and look hideous in those shoes tbh those shoes look hideous with that dress full stop . The horrendous fake tan straps have been mentioned numerous times . Shoddy lazy bint . WHY do you want to release this dress in another colour when you donāt know how well it is going to sell ? FFS
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The caftan is 100% polyester, the thought alone makes me sweat
Why does she buy shoes that donāt fit her and NOT get them stretched???
Damn you beat me to it!! I came here to say the exact same thing!
And just like the real curtains, the curtain dress can be worn open or closed 
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You can bet that "job" will go down on the poor girl's list of things she wished she'd never done / worst clothes she ever wore.
That picture you posted was exactly the one that made me think of her curtains.Damn you beat me to it!! I came here to say the exact same thing!
She's been influenced by her own badly hung curtains. It's tragic and oh so hilarious.
Gaining a huge following on insta suddenly makes a lot of them think they can diversify and be a fashion designer. Itās crazy how big their heads get and how they believe their own hype.