I just hope there will be a lot of in the wild photos from the party! 
Lorna luxe - unfiltered & unkempt.
Lorna luxe - unfiltered & unkempt.
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A really bizarre choice to hire? If her whole schtick is being a super successful influencer then that suggests a super engaged and sizeable audience, at this stage the biz should be able to launch very successfully just using her platform alone?
And I’m not in SEO (but do work in tech in luxury fashion lolz) so correct me if I’m wrong - but even more confused because isn’t it just sweatshirts and coats, so she’s gonna need to spend a fortune to compete on those very generic and saturated terms… how bizarre? Also how much stock are they holding atm to warrant this? All very odd!
And I’m not in SEO (but do work in tech in luxury fashion lolz) so correct me if I’m wrong - but even more confused because isn’t it just sweatshirts and coats, so she’s gonna need to spend a fortune to compete on those very generic and saturated terms… how bizarre? Also how much stock are they holding atm to warrant this? All very odd!
That job is only 1 day per week, so they are too tight to pay a proper salary - just want someone on the cheap 
Freelance 1 day a week but some work from home/hybrid 
she really does believe her own hype, 1.4m followers, mainly bots, young women with low incomes and her fake influencer circle who all like each others posts but hate each other, and us here for the tit bants
I hope it fails miserably, but somehow it prob won't
she really does believe her own hype, 1.4m followers, mainly bots, young women with low incomes and her fake influencer circle who all like each others posts but hate each other, and us here for the tit bants
I hope it fails miserably, but somehow it prob won't
Bet the Ol Raisin is having a good Ol nap !!!! NOT .. plus look at their choice of wine .. FFS everything thing do, eat, drink,wear is sponsored !!and earns them ££££ Whatever’s happened to Whispissing Angel ?
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She hasn’t shared this in the wild pic I hope she’s sweating like a pig in that pleather jacket! She really goes to great lengths to cover her top half doesn’t she!!
I hope she’s sweating like a pig in that pleather jacket! She really goes to great lengths to cover her top half doesn’t she!!Attachments
Who wears a coat to an indoor party at their own house?! Lorna does!She hasn’t shared this in the wild pic
She’s so insecure about her body/weight! If she didn’t photoshop/filter herself to death she wouldn’t need to lie about what she looks like!
So it’s the big pleather jacket .. what do you think she’s wearing with it ??
I’m thinking short ra ra skirt and those cowboy boot things !
I’m thinking short ra ra skirt and those cowboy boot things !
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Personally I don’t think you can get any further from celebrating the female figure if all your clothes are about 10 sizes too big and hide you like a cloak.
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Also, I tagged the wrong message here, this was meant to be for the job adPersonally I don’t think you can get any further from celebrating the female figure if all your clothes are about 10 sizes too big and hide you like a cloak.
I think she looks nice here... sorryShe hasn’t shared this in the wild pic
I mean, the only way she will ever understand how tit John must feel, is to go through it.
What a totally hideous rotter she is. House warming mid chemo. What a selfish selfish little dirty slag. I dislike her! This little dwarfy tit won’t get out of bed when she’s well, and shuts down for weeks when she’s got a cold!
And one day a week for the SEO job
fuuuuuuck me.
( sorry, I’ve been working all day with the mentally unwell, and none, I repeat none, are as unwell as Lorna) That said, I firmly believe Lorna’s is a personality disorder. Which is actually much much worse.
What a totally hideous rotter she is. House warming mid chemo. What a selfish selfish little dirty slag. I dislike her! This little dwarfy tit won’t get out of bed when she’s well, and shuts down for weeks when she’s got a cold!
And one day a week for the SEO job
fuuuuuuck me.( sorry, I’ve been working all day with the mentally unwell, and none, I repeat none, are as unwell as Lorna) That said, I firmly believe Lorna’s is a personality disorder. Which is actually much much worse.
Can you imagine the absolute deluded shite that will be spouted tonight about ‘LA space’, endless toasts and gakked up gays boring on for Britain 
Gakked up gays () and lots of people pretending not to notice that Lorna is 5x the size of her posts ,with teeth last seen on Shergar.
) and lots of people pretending not to notice that Lorna is 5x the size of her posts ,with teeth last seen on Shergar.Shergar !!!! Fukkin spat my wine outGakked up gays (
Is the theme "50 years of Elton John's glasses"?She hasn’t shared this in the wild pic
I seem to remember comments on here after her Live .( I didn’t see it ) about a theme .. I thought that was for the Waste of space launch, not a fukkin House warming party
Yeah that was when someone in the comments suggested "smoke & mirrors"I seem to remember comments on here after her Live .( I didn’t see it ) about a theme .. I thought that was for the Waste of space launch, not a fukkin House warming party
Do you think she’s gonna have a ‘no pics’ theme ?? Until she’s vetted them all
Andrew Wheatcroft might get an invite? Remember when she was mates with him?
And there’s been quite a few manicurists & hair extensionists she’s been obsessed with. Until the next one…
And there’s been quite a few manicurists & hair extensionists she’s been obsessed with. Until the next one…
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