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Where is Lorna going in London?
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Where is Lorna going in London?
Winner gets a wrap sweater tutorial!
Lorna Luxe #44 L.A. (waste of) Space
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It'll be some beauty company press do that will involve her parking the tiny birkin on the table/hiding her chin behind someone whenever a camera comes out. We won't know what it is as she'll not post anything about it. Just weird splayed-leg mirror selfies in the blagged room at ME ME ME hotel
The giveaway was supposed to close last night…
I'm glad to see John is wearing a Prada T shirt in bed and a Hermes blanket draped on his bed, bet it makes him feel so much better.........not.
But at least those luxe curtains will make him feel… like he’s back on a ward. Oh.
To be fair he seems as shallow as she is, so it probably does
Just bringing this up again, her whole LA space page is pictures of other brands and other IP/famous faces. Is there anyone that can advise the legalities of this? It feels false advertising.
Have we seen her new gnashers yet ?
Erm it’s a capsule moodboard* doncha know?? (*literally not a thing)
Where is she today? Did her trip to London not go as planned?
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Pet gays
Make up moose
Lorna’s mum so she can watch the dog
Pet gays
Make up moose
Lorna’s mum so she can watch the dog
The way she’s always mentioning all the other people involved with HER brand is all so shes not solely responsible when it goes tits up.
It literally isn’t a thing… I spent some time googling it
got zero resultsNew fwends ! Another Fukkin hair product brand .. seriously with those Fukkin rats tails !? Everyone else in slinky dresses and Ol Yawna in her massive blazer .. can’t wait to see her in that sock and shoe shambles . .. Why oh why oh why has she put that video up of John .
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I doubt John is eating pizza after two days of chemo OR drinking
She’s just such a loser. Idk. I am out of words.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk
She’s just such a loser. Idk. I am out of words.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk
She was “crushing” was she? She is a woman’s in her 40s. She’s so so pathetic. I’m 41, I’m not saying we are passed it, but I also know the absolute eye rolls I’d get from literally anybody if I said that out loud.
also yes, hides her body behind her oversized polyester blazer but thinks she’s luxe. Absolute lol
I was wondering the exact same thing! Where’s Nicole !!!
She was clearly pissed last night, believing her own hype, and needing a dopamine hit. Pushing John’s frailty to promote the Waste of Space.
She is the absolute pits.
She mentioned Nicole on one of the recent lives.
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I can’t believe she’s put that video amongst plugging ‘her brand’
She just looks like she's wearing a cardboard box.
It's ridiculous.
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