OMG !! Fukkin designer bag on table too …. She’s FULL MOON FACE and the jacket looks hideous !! Ffs I’ve gotta go to work now so can’t watch it til later 
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I’m live blogging it 
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Why are there loads of bottles of perfume on the tables in the cinema room??
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God that was dull
Crew
Rockette St George
Pretending to be a down to earth northern lass EEH BAH GUM
Sixteh thirteh ten
Wedding pics
Penhaligons
She really really loves living there. Honest
HOUSE!
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Why are there loads of bottles of perfume on the tables in the cinema room??
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God that was dull
Crew
Rockette St George
Pretending to be a down to earth northern lass EEH BAH GUM
Sixteh thirteh ten
Wedding pics
Penhaligons
She really really loves living there. Honest
HOUSE!
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She’s Fukkin turned his cancer round to being about her !.
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She genuinely looks horrendous.
That jacket is singularly the worst most unflattering thing I’ve seen in a long time. Absolutely ridiculous. She sounds rough as hell. Im convinced she’s a chain smoker.
And the size of her face
It’s a disgrace how much she edits. She must filter 3 stone off herself. Just BE!!!! bleeping hell.
And the size of her face
It’s a disgrace how much she edits. She must filter 3 stone off herself. Just BE!!!! bleeping hell.
Keep going @annabelle_bronsteinI’m live blogging it
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Why are there loads of bottles of perfume on the tables in the cinema room??
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God that was dull
Crew
Rockette St George
Pretending to be a down to earth northern lass EEH BAH GUM
Sixteh thirteh ten
Wedding pics
Penhaligons
She really really loves living there. Honest
HOUSE!
The curtains are RANK. The pink covers are rank. The jacket is rankest of the rank.
Not one ounce of finesse anywhere.
Not one ounce of finesse anywhere.
Hi bleeping hell - that is outrageous how she is filtering now. Her DMs will be in fire cause she’s such a bleeping scammerShe’s Fukkin turned his cancer round to being about her !
I can't believe that is what she chose to wear on TV.Two minutes in and she’s mentioning being CREW 🥹
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She sounds really thick. She’s boring on about ‘sixteh thurteh ten’
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Those boots
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The curtains look even worse on film
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She seems to think she’s the first person to ever have metro tiles
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Oh Christ here come the wedding pics *fills in bingo card*
Wonder what she’ll do with her massive blazers now that she sees what a Fukkin state she looks . Probably cover them with a puffa coat cos it gives her a waist !
Love that abbey is trying on all Jo Woods' vintage clothes - but only wanted the chanel bags from Loona's closet of doom
OMG after reading this I've had to go peep at the doco. I'm about 30 seconds in. I was under the impression the house was in some grounds, some landscape, some privacy. Those areal shots show its slap bang next to a normal housing estate with conservatories. What a clash of styles.
What’s the Green markings on the stairs? It looks like moss .
Probably slime from all the slimey ass lickers and fawnas
They're big enough she could use them to re-cover her hideous sofas.Wonder what she’ll do with her massive blazers now that she sees what a Fukkin state she looks . Probably cover them with a puffa coat cos it gives her a waist !
Or to replace the bedroom drapes.
Can’t find the same angle but WTF … how are the Fawnas going to get their heads around this?
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I’ve always thought that Abbey is beautiful (I know she won’t be everyone’s cup of tea!) but seeing these photos of Lorna, the contrast between her and Abbey…. Eek! I don’t think I’d be up for being on screen with Abbey 
Please keep the intel coming for us non-Fawnas abroad!
Please keep the intel coming for us non-Fawnas abroad!
She's really likeable isn't she? And a good presenter I think. Kind of effortlessly stylish. Unlike poor ol' Loons who tries so VURRY hardI’ve always thought that Abbey is beautiful (I know she won’t be everyone’s cup of tea!) but seeing these photos of Lorna, the contrast between her and Abbey…. Eek! I don’t think I’d be up for being on screen with Abbey
Please keep the intel coming for us non-Fawnas abroad!
Yeah I think this is it. Any time I’ve seen her on TV, she’s very natural whereas Lorna seems so affected and constantly trying to be something she isn’t. Must be beyond exhausting.She's really likeable isn't she? And a good presenter I think. Kind of effortlessly stylish. Unlike poor ol' Loons who tries so VURRY hard
I like Abbey too, her podcast with Peter is so funny. There's an episode where she makes fun of Pete wearing Gucci, while she's rummaging through Zara sales... where Lorna will pile as many brand labels as possible onto herself and poor John.
Plus I'd forgotten Abbey won Strictly ages ago, she was fab on that too. And she has gorgeous hair.
Plus I'd forgotten Abbey won Strictly ages ago, she was fab on that too. And she has gorgeous hair.
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