Or she’s wanting people to tell her what a natural she is…Ey oop, I don’t think she’s ‘Appy about programme ont ‘telleh ‘I’m not cut out for tv programmes’ no tit Sherlock you bleeping fake twit
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Notes that no one asked for:
* Abbey “it’s like a hotel lobby” shady Sadie babe x
* that’s definitely moss on the internal stairs, is no one cleaning the car park?
* Lorna telling us how the house is underground - worth rubbing those two brain cells together to consider why no one else builds houses underground hun x
* the black ponds omg
* is it really brutalist? Feels more like a cheap and nasty AI shoot location for Victorian plumbing to promote shower screens and black hardware iyswim
* the rando fridge is giving vending machine, in fact it’d be better if it was a vending machine as at least that’s cool and fun and not bleak
* the naff wire hanging out the back of that coffee machine 🫣
* £2mil and there’s not a continuous power supply for at the very least the smart home components? Or they’ve not even invested in one? Embarazzing
* that huge candle unburnt on the dining table looool
* previous comment was inaccurate, there’s a tiny garden that looks like a btech soho house (and that’s saying something!)
* the coffee table books on the garden table
* fast forwarding the cancer bit sorry not what the show’s for - inappropriate and unboundaried imo
* nice preview for Jo Wood’s segment, excited for that as she actually has an art collection/interesting life lived
* might pass away in this ad break it’s so bleeping long
* the naff leather bench in the corner with tit piled on it 🫣
* that flat roof explains the water damage on the ceilings
* those curtains are bleeping appalling
* you shouldn’t tumble dry linen the scruff, imagine they’ve only got one set of bed sheets tho
* bathroom is so naff
* fast forwarding the meet story
not for me
* oh the “faux” garden walls
was going to say how this bedroom is much nicer but it’s just a den of microplastics
* find a shoe collection where most of them haven’t been worn a really depressing prospect?
* my first nice comment: the cinema room is the nicest most complete room by far. Perfumes are naff and because they’ve not got the storage in the bathroom
* those naff speakers hanging off the wall - good god
* Abbey’s now walking away on a pavement that needs a lil jet wash and then develops into full bad b strut in the car park - she won’t be back
Time for the Jo Wood palette cleanser
* that’s definitely moss on the internal stairs, is no one cleaning the car park?
* Lorna telling us how the house is underground - worth rubbing those two brain cells together to consider why no one else builds houses underground hun x
* the black ponds omg
* is it really brutalist? Feels more like a cheap and nasty AI shoot location for Victorian plumbing to promote shower screens and black hardware iyswim
* the rando fridge is giving vending machine, in fact it’d be better if it was a vending machine as at least that’s cool and fun and not bleak
* the naff wire hanging out the back of that coffee machine 🫣
* £2mil and there’s not a continuous power supply for at the very least the smart home components? Or they’ve not even invested in one? Embarazzing
* that huge candle unburnt on the dining table looool
* previous comment was inaccurate, there’s a tiny garden that looks like a btech soho house (and that’s saying something!)
* the coffee table books on the garden table
* fast forwarding the cancer bit sorry not what the show’s for - inappropriate and unboundaried imo
* nice preview for Jo Wood’s segment, excited for that as she actually has an art collection/interesting life lived
* might pass away in this ad break it’s so bleeping long
* the naff leather bench in the corner with tit piled on it 🫣
* that flat roof explains the water damage on the ceilings
* those curtains are bleeping appalling
* you shouldn’t tumble dry linen the scruff, imagine they’ve only got one set of bed sheets tho
* bathroom is so naff
* fast forwarding the meet story
not for me * oh the “faux” garden walls
was going to say how this bedroom is much nicer but it’s just a den of microplastics* find a shoe collection where most of them haven’t been worn a really depressing prospect?
* my first nice comment: the cinema room is the nicest most complete room by far. Perfumes are naff and because they’ve not got the storage in the bathroom
* those naff speakers hanging off the wall - good god
* Abbey’s now walking away on a pavement that needs a lil jet wash and then develops into full bad b strut in the car park - she won’t be back
Time for the Jo Wood palette cleanser
Thank you for thisNotes that no one asked for:
* Abbey “it’s like a hotel lobby” shady Sadie babe x
* that’s definitely moss on the internal stairs, is no one cleaning the car park?
* Lorna telling us how the house is underground - worth rubbing those two brain cells together to consider why no one else builds houses underground hun x
* the black ponds omg
* is it really brutalist? Feels more like a cheap and nasty AI shoot location for Victorian plumbing to promote shower screens and black hardware iyswim
* the rando fridge is giving vending machine, in fact it’d be better if it was a vending machine as at least that’s cool and fun and not bleak
* the naff wire hanging out the back of that coffee machine 🫣
* £2mil and there’s not a continuous power supply for at the very least the smart home components? Or they’ve not even invested in one? Embarazzing
* that huge candle unburnt on the dining table looool
* previous comment was inaccurate, there’s a tiny garden that looks like a btech soho house (and that’s saying something!)
* the coffee table books on the garden table
* fast forwarding the cancer bit sorry not what the show’s for - inappropriate and unboundaried imo
* nice preview for Jo Wood’s segment, excited for that as she actually has an art collection/interesting life lived
* might pass away in this ad break it’s so bleeping long
* the naff leather bench in the corner with tit piled on it 🫣
* that flat roof explains the water damage on the ceilings
* those curtains are bleeping appalling
* you shouldn’t tumble dry linen the scruff, imagine they’ve only got one set of bed sheets tho
* bathroom is so naff
* fast forwarding the meet story
* oh the “faux” garden walls
* find a shoe collection where most of them haven’t been worn a really depressing prospect?
* my first nice comment: the cinema room is the nicest most complete room by far. Perfumes are naff and because they’ve not got the storage in the bathroom
* those naff speakers hanging off the wall - good god
* Abbey’s now walking away on a pavement that needs a lil jet wash and then develops into full bad b strut in the car park - she won’t be back
Time for the Jo Wood palette cleanser
I cannot wait to watch it now 
Love itNotes that no one asked for:
* Abbey “it’s like a hotel lobby” shady Sadie babe x
* that’s definitely moss on the internal stairs, is no one cleaning the car park?
* Lorna telling us how the house is underground - worth rubbing those two brain cells together to consider why no one else builds houses underground hun x
* the black ponds omg
* is it really brutalist? Feels more like a cheap and nasty AI shoot location for Victorian plumbing to promote shower screens and black hardware iyswim
* the rando fridge is giving vending machine, in fact it’d be better if it was a vending machine as at least that’s cool and fun and not bleak
* the naff wire hanging out the back of that coffee machine 🫣
* £2mil and there’s not a continuous power supply for at the very least the smart home components? Or they’ve not even invested in one? Embarazzing
* that huge candle unburnt on the dining table looool
* previous comment was inaccurate, there’s a tiny garden that looks like a btech soho house (and that’s saying something!)
* the coffee table books on the garden table
* fast forwarding the cancer bit sorry not what the show’s for - inappropriate and unboundaried imo
* nice preview for Jo Wood’s segment, excited for that as she actually has an art collection/interesting life lived
* might pass away in this ad break it’s so bleeping long
* the naff leather bench in the corner with tit piled on it 🫣
* that flat roof explains the water damage on the ceilings
* those curtains are bleeping appalling
* you shouldn’t tumble dry linen the scruff, imagine they’ve only got one set of bed sheets tho
* bathroom is so naff
* fast forwarding the meet story
* oh the “faux” garden walls
* find a shoe collection where most of them haven’t been worn a really depressing prospect?
* my first nice comment: the cinema room is the nicest most complete room by far. Perfumes are naff and because they’ve not got the storage in the bathroom
* those naff speakers hanging off the wall - good god
* Abbey’s now walking away on a pavement that needs a lil jet wash and then develops into full bad b strut in the car park - she won’t be back
Time for the Jo Wood palette cleanser
I just cannot believe this. Insta ladies and gentlemen. What a load of tit. It’s all pretence.Watching now - Abbey Clancy is everything alright hun, I quote “Lorna Luxe started the street style”
… what? “The” is the least problematic part of this statement!
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I’m sorry for the boomer picture of a screen but you’re bleeping joking at this location? Sandwiched between Barretts homes for £2 mil? That crypto hype beast gremlin’s had them over big time
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There’s not even a garden just a little car park?nooooo
I don’t have kids but I think this is a genuine teaching moment for teens and young people. It’s all absolute bullshit. The curated persona filtered to high heaven and the fake lifestyle of cleverly angled photos pretending a physique or home is something it isn’t. They’re bombarded with this crap and as Abbey’s show has proven, it’s all smoke and mirrors*.
(*Obnoxiously oversized mirrors that are moved from one part of the car park to the other)
And I loved how eclectic Jo’s house was…. Unreal and the history and her brothers painting. What did looney have to offer. Nought! As usual.
Couldn’t agree more - they’re going to have to start teaching social media savvy as part of PSHE? Safeguarding etc but also financial wellness - the influencing industry pushes consumerism as a lifestyle/form of self care, their spending makes them money & is tax deductible or wholly gifted - ours erodes any chance of building wealth. A lot of the OGs were from generational wealth which is how they could show a lifestyle that grows an audience in the first place.
I think there’s a lot of backlash against this atm with financial wellness/net wealth building creators creating great content for young women. Lorna is arguably a victim of it herself - she’s overpaid for a ghastly house in the pursuit of stunting on Insta, has a wardrobe full of unworn shoes and a few Chanel bags but has to tumble dry her one set of linen bedsheets to get them dry in a day? All fur coat no knickers, and no way to live for a recent retiree.
Imagine sitting in the ‘cinema dungeon’ watching a film and everyone around you is spraying a different Fukkin pungent perfume 
Why aren’t there any towels in the bathroom ?
How did Abbey keep a straight face talking about the ‘Temu’ covers on the sofa’s.
bet Charlie scribbler was cross there was no mention of his ‘art’
seriously why was Yawna even on this programme . Going on about being a northern lass trying to get a bargain .
Jo Wood was amazing with all her collectibles and how she’d changed the house to fit in with her ideas and paintings . What’s Yawna done hang a few Fukkin curtains and mirrors
Why aren’t there any towels in the bathroom ?
How did Abbey keep a straight face talking about the ‘Temu’ covers on the sofa’s.
bet Charlie scribbler was cross there was no mention of his ‘art’
seriously why was Yawna even on this programme . Going on about being a northern lass trying to get a bargain .
Jo Wood was amazing with all her collectibles and how she’d changed the house to fit in with her ideas and paintings . What’s Yawna done hang a few Fukkin curtains and mirrors
Here was me looking forward to watching Lorna’s segment when I’m home but now I can’t wait to see Jo’s! She’s an incredible woman so I’m excited to see inside her home and see that it’s as fabulous as she is.Imagine sitting in the ‘cinema dungeon’ watching a film and everyone around you is spraying a different Fukkin pungent perfume
Why aren’t there any towels in the bathroom ?
How did Abbey keep a straight face talking about the ‘Temu’ covers on the sofa’s.
bet Charlie scribbler was cross there was no mention of his ‘art’
seriously why was Yawna even on this programme . Going on about being a northern lass trying to get a bargain .
Jo Wood was amazing with all her collectibles and how she’d changed the house to fit in with her ideas and paintings . What’s Yawna done hang a few Fukkin curtains and mirrors
Besides, thanks to @heretoreaditall2019’s amazing précis, I think I can skip Lorna’s bits entirely
Notes that no one asked for:
* Abbey “it’s like a hotel lobby” shady Sadie babe x
* that’s definitely moss on the internal stairs, is no one cleaning the car park?
* Lorna telling us how the house is underground - worth rubbing those two brain cells together to consider why no one else builds houses underground hun x
* the black ponds omg
* is it really brutalist? Feels more like a cheap and nasty AI shoot location for Victorian plumbing to promote shower screens and black hardware iyswim
* the rando fridge is giving vending machine, in fact it’d be better if it was a vending machine as at least that’s cool and fun and not bleak
* the naff wire hanging out the back of that coffee machine 🫣
* £2mil and there’s not a continuous power supply for at the very least the smart home components? Or they’ve not even invested in one? Embarazzing
* that huge candle unburnt on the dining table looool
* previous comment was inaccurate, there’s a tiny garden that looks like a btech soho house (and that’s saying something!)
* the coffee table books on the garden table
* fast forwarding the cancer bit sorry not what the show’s for - inappropriate and unboundaried imo
* nice preview for Jo Wood’s segment, excited for that as she actually has an art collection/interesting life lived
* might pass away in this ad break it’s so bleeping long
* the naff leather bench in the corner with tit piled on it 🫣
* that flat roof explains the water damage on the ceilings
* those curtains are bleeping appalling
* you shouldn’t tumble dry linen the scruff, imagine they’ve only got one set of bed sheets tho
* bathroom is so naff
* fast forwarding the meet story
* oh the “faux” garden walls
* find a shoe collection where most of them haven’t been worn a really depressing prospect?
* my first nice comment: the cinema room is the nicest most complete room by far. Perfumes are naff and because they’ve not got the storage in the bathroom
* those naff speakers hanging off the wall - good god
* Abbey’s now walking away on a pavement that needs a lil jet wash and then develops into full bad b strut in the car park - she won’t be back
Time for the Jo Wood palette cleanser
brilliant. And the curtains are absolutely bleeping appalling. I also hated the bathroom.( behind the curtain) ---
You’ve got to watch it, if only for the COLOSSAL BLAZERHere was me looking forward to watching Lorna’s segment when I’m home but now I can’t wait to see Jo’s! She’s an incredible woman so I’m excited to see inside her home and see that it’s as fabulous as she is.
Besides, thanks to @heretoreaditall2019’s amazing précis, I think I can skip Lorna’s bits entirely
Still strongly recommend viewing it as it’s a truly visual experience. There’s something to be said about seeing algae grow on an internal staircase 🤌Here was me looking forward to watching Lorna’s segment when I’m home but now I can’t wait to see Jo’s! She’s an incredible woman so I’m excited to see inside her home and see that it’s as fabulous as she is.
Besides, thanks to @heretoreaditall2019’s amazing précis, I think I can skip Lorna’s bits entirely
What a bizarre show though - Abbey seems nice enough but it’s incredibly personality led isn’t it? Although note how she made the effort for visiting Jo’s
Ah I’ve missed all of this today I’ll have to watch next week now 🥲
The shade Abby was throwing, she hated it, her face as she walked round she had to say something “I like it” luv you won’t win a Oscar for that acting
the difference to when she went to Jo’s house, her face lit up
Yawna your over sized bunker your over sized crappy blazer and your pork belly sofa with cheap tacky dining chairs congrats on your £2m investment you’d be better buying shares in Trump Towers
the difference to when she went to Jo’s house, her face lit up
Yawna your over sized bunker your over sized crappy blazer and your pork belly sofa with cheap tacky dining chairs congrats on your £2m investment you’d be better buying shares in Trump Towers
Isn’t the 3rd bedroom the
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Looks like someone was drowning their sorrows after a deeply underwhelming tv appearance..
Neighhhhhhhhhh 
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