That uncle fester jacket.....no words! Horrific. She actually looks like a sack of spuds!
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Jo woods was more interesting in two minutes than the entire Loona segment. It really showed how boring she is. Same old recycled shite. She's not done anything interesting for YEARS
Yawna hasn't posted on her stories since saying she was bobbing off to the cinema room to watch it with John.
Wonder if she's horrified to see her unfiltered chin on the big screen.
Wonder if she's horrified to see her unfiltered chin on the big screen.
New teeth are too big for her mouth and remind me of this fella….
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She's been on stories, anyone else get the sense she wasn't best pleased with the show?
Argh she’s affecting my targeted ads 
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Showed the tv version and the filtered version to my daughter ( teen) and she is gobsmacked. Grabbed the phone to look closely and said “ no shitting way is that the same woman she’s a completely different size! Well that’s rude! 
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”Ey oop, I don’t think she’s ‘Appy about programme ont ‘telleh ‘I’m not cut out for tv programmes’ no tit Sherlock you bleeping fake twit 
Aww this comment almost makes me feel bad now for loonsShe's really likeable isn't she? And a good presenter I think. Kind of effortlessly stylish. Unlike poor ol' Loons who tries so VURRY hard
do we need to locate the suspicious list??Aww this comment almost makes me feel bad now for loons
I hope that's a big 'almost'!Aww this comment almost makes me feel bad now for loons
Hang on .. you were in London last night too Yawna . So you’re saying you then went home .. watched the programme with OMR today .. then went back to London to stay the night … yeah right 
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Liar, liar, waste of space trackies on fire..Hang on .. you were in London last night too Yawna . So you’re saying you then went home .. watched the programme with OMR today .. then went back to London to stay the night … yeah right
She looks like a troll next to that other woman.I’m live blogging it
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Why are there loads of bottles of perfume on the tables in the cinema room??
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God that was dull
Crew
Rockette St George
Pretending to be a down to earth northern lass EEH BAH GUM
Sixteh thirteh ten
Wedding pics
Penhaligons
She really really loves living there. Honest
HOUSE!
I tried to write as I watched and stupid tattle kept deleting! So here’s my thoughts…
(Don’t come at me but I don’t think she’s remotely stylish or attractive)
1. You can pass a cup of tea over the fence to the neighbour! £2m for that?!
2. The front door. Like a warehouse!
3. Green mould on the stairs.
4. Her whole outfit is awful!! Nothing nice about it.
5. Her skin doesn’t look anything like her insta and the products aren’t working!
6. Random chalets hanging off the door handles.
7. She thinks she invented New York metro tiles!
8. Covering the bathroom door with curtains!! How stupid!
9. All about her. Comes across as a spoilt b! Not personable at all. Fake laugh!
10. This is just a Charley boy freebie or thing and won’t get her anywhere. I’m fact May do her image more damage as she’s not who she portrays!
Enjoy!
(Don’t come at me but I don’t think she’s remotely stylish or attractive)
1. You can pass a cup of tea over the fence to the neighbour! £2m for that?!
2. The front door. Like a warehouse!
3. Green mould on the stairs.
4. Her whole outfit is awful!! Nothing nice about it.
5. Her skin doesn’t look anything like her insta and the products aren’t working!
6. Random chalets hanging off the door handles.
7. She thinks she invented New York metro tiles!
8. Covering the bathroom door with curtains!! How stupid!
9. All about her. Comes across as a spoilt b! Not personable at all. Fake laugh!
10. This is just a Charley boy freebie or thing and won’t get her anywhere. I’m fact May do her image more damage as she’s not who she portrays!
Enjoy!
I can’t say I knew who Abbey was before watching this other than that she’s married to a footballer, but she certainly seems, in my opinion, very likeable, gorgeous, effortlessly stylish a great presenter and seems very relaxed in front of the camera portraying a humble and friendly personality. I have to feel slightly bad for someone who is the polar opposite to all of those things but reeks of desperation trying to be them all. I haven’t watched the episode yet, perhaps my small portion of pity will vanish when I do
To put this into Harry Potter terms, if Lorna was to look in the Mirror Of Erised, I think she would see Abbey Clancy
Lorna’s on telly with her double chin,
Oversized blazer looking like uncle festers twin.
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Oversized blazer looking like uncle festers twin.
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Watching now - Abbey Clancy is everything alright hun, I quote “Lorna Luxe started the street style”
… what? “The” is the least problematic part of this statement!
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I’m sorry for the boomer picture of a screen but you’re bleeping joking at this location? Sandwiched between Barretts homes for £2 mil? That crypto hype beast gremlin’s had them over big time
There’s not even a garden just a little car park?
nooooo
… what? “The” is the least problematic part of this statement!
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I’m sorry for the boomer picture of a screen but you’re bleeping joking at this location? Sandwiched between Barretts homes for £2 mil? That crypto hype beast gremlin’s had them over big time
There’s not even a garden just a little car park?
nooooo
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How shocking and claustrophobicWatching now - Abbey Clancy is everything alright hun, I quote “Lorna Luxe started the street style”
… what? “The” is the least problematic part of this statement!
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I’m sorry for the boomer picture of a screen but you’re bleeping joking at this location? Sandwiched between Barretts homes for £2 mil? That crypto hype beast gremlin’s had them over big time
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There’s not even a garden just a little car park?
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