Why Australian wool? Whyyyy not British? FFS Lorna.Would the real Face of Lorna please stand up
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Iāll go Ā£125 for the coat
I'm guessing higher than Ā£125.
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I'm guessing higher than Ā£125.
She is always showing the coats and the skirts but wait - there is more!
Iām saying Ā£250 for the 
coloured coat
coloured coat
Oh have I over stretched myself with my prediction!!!?? Also, WTF is camel hair?? Is it from the camel toe that she always shows off in her tight trousers and leggings!? 
Iām saying Ā£250 for the
The whole coat is stitched by hand? How could that be trueā¦???
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This is just screaming Primarkā¦
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Also, I donāt know about these things, but is it usual to have a fashion launch in a hotel bedroom?
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Also, I donāt know about these things, but is it usual to have a fashion launch in a hotel bedroom?
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No way. Maybe the labels were hand stitched on and thatās her lie becoming true.
hand stitched would make this major bucks
Hand stitched camel coat?? Okaayyyyy....
The only thing hand stitched is that stupid label on the sleeve.
Clothes sizes aren't consistent between retailers so she goes for 1 2 3 4 5
The only thing hand stitched is that stupid label on the sleeve.
Clothes sizes aren't consistent between retailers so she goes for 1 2 3 4 5
That is so poorly constructed.This is just screaming Primarkā¦
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Also, I donāt know about these things, but is it usual to have a fashion launch in a hotel bedroom?
Re. the launchā¦. Yes and no. Brands increasingly go for alternative / creative venues when it comes to PR engagement. The bedroom idea Iāve seen a few times but when itās been truly luxe or fitting (one was for a high end lingerie brand for example). This is just a stay in a hotel that she can write off as a business expense.
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Sheāll do the bare minimum as hand finished so yeah, buttons and labels probably. One influencer said hand finished i think? But itās not hand sewn. Thatās haute couture and no way is that what this is
that hair !!! Itās like a mullet , Iād like to say itās business at the front and party at the back, but thereās no party anywhere. Look at the way those extensions blend seamlessly in to her natural strands at the topā¦Would the real Face of Lorna please stand up
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Iāll go Ā£125 for the coat
BUTā¦ thank the LORD for all things filet k.
If it werenāt for that potent blend of active hair thickening vitamins & ingredients her hair might look a lanky shite mess!
And look at those 2 bespectacled GOONS in the back. ā notice me, notice meā. They look like theyāre off to a rave circa 2002.
Whereās her sustainability mission statement, anyone want to ask landfill Lorna
Oh wait yes your be A BLOCKED!
Oh wait yes your be A BLOCKED!
If the price points are high, the fawnas (used to cheap as chips ITS crapola) won't be buying! Wonder what her USP is (apart from the dodgy labels!). Launching with 14 items screams 'exclusivity' but in reality obvs there is no budget for a waste of space full wardrobe, so they are doing the suck and see approach. If they're thinking of charging ME + EM prices, they'd better watch out! Nobody is going to pay those sort of big bucks for a start-up!
FFS. She really does think sheās SJP doesnāt she !!
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yes... and John is Mr Big
Exactly !!!yes... and John is Mr Big
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Here you go TiTs .. Do we think the socks are Ā£16
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Ah thanks darling
Ā£16 for a pair of socks?!?!?! I bet sheās charging Ā£30+ for her baseball cap
I bet sheās charging Ā£30+ for her baseball cap
Gosh you tits are right with the prices! I mean how does she think she can sell Ā£300+ coats?! I was looking at Reiss coats. Surely we wouldnāt pay for her crap!!
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Gosh look how unwell poor John looks. Heās so thin. I hope she ensures heās well looked after and gets the help he needs to rebuild himself. Itās such a shock how quickly he is deteriorating.
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