Lorna Luxe #44 L.A. (waste of) Space

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

I don’t know how her hair is such a mess, even when she has it professionally done it looks awful. Abbey Clancy’s sister did it for that tv show she did and even then it looked poor and Abby’s hair always looks great with the same stylist She really needs to take better care of her skin/hair/nails, you can spend however much you want in Hermes but if your personal hygiene is ignored you’ve got no chance of looking ‘luxe’.

Drinking wine every day and doing no exercise aren't doing her skin/hair/nails any favours, given that she's now in her 40s, it's not gonna get any better.
That giant blazer she wore isn't even from her own brand, is it?
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I’m also baffled that she wasn’t wearing any of her own LA Space clothing for her brand launch?!

snap!

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

So the press day ( bedroom) was a bunch of nobodies that no one has ever heard of?

 

[TruffleShuffles]

Just popped to the shops and saw coats pretty much identical to the grey one in both primark and river island. Clearly the coat du jour in the Chinese factories this season.

 

[traceymrsd]

The birds nest hair and ridiculously obvious extensions. The stupidly oversized and unflattering jacket (reminds me of when I was Charles Dickens in a primary school Christmas play and had to borrow my mums George blazer). How this woman has the audacity to put the word ‘luxe’ after her name I do not know.

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She just looks a bit gormless ok this picture

 

[de beauvoir]

They are going to sell SOCKS

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Can we just focus again on the fact she’s selling branded socks

yet harps on about how this is an elegant colleckshun of ‘staples and timeless pieces’ and definitely not fast fashion!

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

Who wore it best??

 

[Ohmydays]

It all looks ill fitting utter shite doesn’t it l 14 pieces hmm wonder if the socks are 1 piece or 2 and there’s an Evening wear collecshun to follow

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

It all just looks really cheap and LUMPY
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I actually bought a full length fitted herringbone coat last year which I love and it looks so much nicer than her Clockhouse rag. And mine was from Next haha

 

[Badbugger]

It all looks ill fitting utter shite doesn’t it l 14 pieces hmm wonder if the socks are 1 piece or 2 and there’s an Evening wear collecshun to follow

I just hope she demos how to put the socks on. Do you wear them both at once? Same foot? How do people know you’re wearing them if you’ve got cowboy boots on? If I wear them at the same time as some ratty hair extensions will the static electricity be enough to kill me?

 

[missyGG]

What in gods name is that 'collection' all about ?Looks like its been cobbled together from the charity shop and as for those labels ? I've bought high end coats ( back in the day when I was single and didn't care what I spent) where they have a very small label hand sewn onto the sleeve which is of course meant to be snipped off at the first opportunity, but these LA ( waste of) space ones are next level . I'm just really hoping to see someone actually wearing one of the coats with the label attached . That rack of clothes in that hotel room actually made me feel a bit sad it was so pathetic . I bet there must've been a few sniggers from people leaving after viewing , Maxmara it aint !!!

 

[Same stuff different day]

The teeth. I’m screaming with laughter

but this is quite concerning. Does she not care AT ALL????

 

[Phil I Buster]

It all just looks really cheap and LUMPY
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I actually bought a full length fitted herringbone coat last year which I love and it looks so much nicer than her Clockhouse rag. And mine was from Next haha

Clockhouse what a blast from the past
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The teeth. I’m screaming with laughter
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but this is quite concerning. Does she not care AT ALL????
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Poor John. She’s probably cursing him ruining the high of her launch

 

[YetAnotherObsessionx]

I just hope she demos how to put the socks on. Do you wear them both at once? Same foot? How do people know you’re wearing them if you’ve got cowboy boots on? If I wear them at the same time as some ratty hair extensions will the static electricity be enough to kill me?

If I make my I Love Toast sweatshirts and send you one to wear with two socks on one foot, a blazer 8 times too large, a wig and some cowboy boots, you'd look AMAZING

 

[Its_Me]

It all looks ill fitting utter shite doesn’t it l 14 pieces hmm wonder if the socks are 1 piece or 2 and there’s an Evening wear collecshun to follow

It’s ITS quality rewrapped

 

[CAT1975]

She was wearing one item of her collection. The skirt and probs the socks

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Just looks like badly fitting junk.
Let’s start a wager on how much she’s selling those coats for? And what do you reckon to those repulsive skirts and blazer things that look like they are made out of my dog’s blanket?

 

[Deevee47]

She won’t be selling them for under £350 I reckon.

Just looks like badly fitting junk.
Let’s start a wager on how much she’s selling those coats for? And what do you reckon to those repulsive skirts and blazer things that look like they are made out of my dog’s blanket?

 

[Just watching it all]

Every one of those posting about the event should include #Ad get reporting tits

 

[LittleBirdie]

Will this be like the lunch with her and John which NEVER HAPPENED

 

[CAT1975]

Would the real Face of Lorna please stand up
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She won’t be selling them for under £350 I reckon.

I’ll go £125 for the coat