I think she did several demos of how to tie a wrap top?
Lorna Luxe #43 Cancer? Just another opportunity to be a chancer. #freejohn
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Ohh hell yes. Traumatic times.
Can even one person have EVER asked how to tie a top?And don’t forget the comedy skippy leg kicky thing before she set off waddling.
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Brilliant. Thanks @LadyLockdown. Sometimes short, sweet and succinct is all we need for this clown.So looks like I'm the winner. No humble bragging for me. I'm gonna treat myself to a night out at the local NCP with my pretend mates. Might even splash out on a tiny fake eucalyptus tree and some blood splattered crockery for my gaff.
Given I block as many of her her abhorrent acts from my memory as possible this won't be much of a recap but let's suffice to say that despite her husband being seriously ill Loony has still managed to make every single moment about her
Still flogging anything and everything and if there's a tenuous link to cancer that might increase her flogging chances you can bet your badly covered sofa she's managed to find it.
TLDR: Still a bleep
Previous thread where all her hole antics can be found: https://tattle.life/threads/lornalu...e-damp-is-showing-the-lies-are-flowing.39533/
FFS .. spare us the Fukkin wedding pics . AGAIN 
I have genuinely seen her wedding photos more than I’ve seen my own
And they’re so naff
I’m surprised she still insists on posting those. They’re cringe! I get second hand embarrassment for her when I see them. 🫣
And they’re so naff
Surprised she's not mentioned her birthday which I fear is this month - get ready for multiple unwrapping of pwesents
- get ready for multiple unwrapping of pwesents 
Birthday is 4th august it's the big 40 this year 
40th was last year? She's 41 this year.Birthday is 4th august it's the big 40 this year
Oh really, I thought it was this year? Either way it's this week tits get your gifts ready
Along with the 'I don't deserve this' - damn right you don't, especially if it's something from poor JohnOh really, I thought it was this year? Either way it's this week tits get your gifts ready
And she’s off …. with the anniversary/birthday week of bragging .
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Sick as it is, In her mind, I believe she will be using John’s good news and him having had a bad year, as even more reason that he should spend ( on her) !
Yeh notice she’s not mentioning the birthday though so she can do the “I wasn’t expecting this……” chat
Living in a 2m house but Washing her face wearing a jumper sitting at the dining table .. how vurry luxe 
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Buying engagement for the Elemis Ad again I see.
Makes you realise how much she makes it she’s prepared to give away £500 each time she needs to get engagement. That said, do they actually receive it ? As we know the Chanel/ Dior / whatever bag winners never do!
Makes you realise how much she makes it she’s prepared to give away £500 each time she needs to get engagement. That said, do they actually receive it ? As we know the Chanel/ Dior / whatever bag winners never do!
That's the first time I've seen her hands, fingernails, clean. Usually encrusted with fake tan.Living in a 2m house but Washing her face wearing a jumper sitting at the dining table .. how vurry luxe
No way did the bag winners not get thier prizes?
Well, we don’t know FOR SURE. Every winner has a usually old, inactive private profile.
NO one has EVER paraded a winning £6k bag or anything else for that matter which we find odd. Always the same bag.
We saw one woman once who claimed to have received it but I’m sure there was a link to the winner via one of her pet gays? Or something like that I can’t quite remember.
The bag giveaways are the only thing that’s kept her numbers up over recent years that’s for sure.
Now posting those really annoying Inspirashanul quotes - has it really come to this??
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