Can’t believe she linked to that story with her hair looking like this…
Lorna Luxe #43 Cancer? Just another opportunity to be a chancer. #freejohn
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you could open a tin of paint with that chin
Waiting for a make over!duck sake
She looks like a woman
Please we don’t need to see the trowel on foundation in deep brown right now
The state of that hair 
why the awful headband all the time? Why has she not got better extensions? Guys I really think the money has run out at this point 
why the awful headband all the time? Why has she not got better extensions? Guys I really think the money has run out at this point Really think the money has run out you know. We haven’t seen a shopping haul for months, no sight of most of her bags. Not even the Hermes plonked on the table when out and no close ups of her rings. No interior designer for the house or even any furniture to fill it. Would explain her desperate selling of any random shite she can get hold of on the back of her husbands illness.
Naaa I don’t think she’s stopped shopping. I think she’s stopped showing it for a while after reading here. Bragging about Hermes whilst her husband is having his oesophagus half removed would be low for even Lorna, she just made do with bleeping off out with the pet gays and flogging hair products. Which clearly don’t bleeping work!
Little bit mean…..duck sake
She looks like a woman
I’m sure most tramps would resent that!
I wonder if Lorna does actually think she’s the height of luxury, or if she’s sat at home twiddling her rats tails not able to believe her luck!
If John did have an appointment at Hermes, I bet he’s still not able to get queen baby that coveted Birkin. He’ll be in trouble!
If John did have an appointment at Hermes, I bet he’s still not able to get queen baby that coveted Birkin. He’ll be in trouble!
I always ponder this too. I know for sure she sees something diffrent to everyone else when she looks in the mirror though.
Could be the return of the Dior Tack-o-mac - oh the memories
What’s with the hiding of the pretentious number plate, we all know where you live, you made sure of that gloating that you bought a prison cell for £2m
What’s with the hiding of the pretentious number plate, we all know where you live, you made sure of that gloating that you bought a prison cell for £2m
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Isn’t that a matches box? No Chanel or Hermes for Lorna, she’ll be ever so disappointed.Could be the return of the Dior Tack-o-mac - oh the memories
What’s with the hiding of the pretentious number plate, we all know where you live, you made sure of that gloating that you bought a prison cell for £2m
FFS… Here we go the ‘birthday week quote ‘ !!
And these are the pseudo ‘fwends’ for this year .. What a bunch of vile self centred twats they all look and act too. Take a look at thatmakeupmouse stories it certainly validates @Ohno25 saying that the locals call SF C***lins . . Yeah Yawna you’re dead lucky
And these are the pseudo ‘fwends’ for this year .. What a bunch of vile self centred twats they all look and act too. Take a look at thatmakeupmouse stories it certainly validates @Ohno25 saying that the locals call SF C***lins . . Yeah Yawna you’re dead lucky Attachments
Just watched those. Whew. Terrifying.FFS… Here we go the ‘birthday week quote ‘ !!
Bloody hell… some absolute horrors there!FFS… Here we go the ‘birthday week quote ‘ !!
Lorna’s Sainsbury’s hair band is in perfect company by the looks of it!Don’t think think you could pay me to be a member of soho house, I thought there might be some sort of criteria to get in but clearly they let anyone in.FFS… Here we go the ‘birthday week quote ‘ !!
Lol at her making that photo black and whiteFFS… Here we go the ‘birthday week quote ‘ !!
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OG members have started leaving because of that
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That one in her stories is friends with Lauren pope I’m sure
Yeh they used to live together. She was once a he and then started morphing into Lauren.
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