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Lorna Luxe #43 Cancer? Just another opportunity to be a chancer. #freejohn
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Watch this space !Surprised she's not giving away the dented one to one of her fawning luxettes
Working in a banker does not a banker make. He was a 4 in HSBC. Nothing special. Not a director or an MD. Very average bloke. It’s all smoke and mirrors.
and now retired anyway… I wonder if he knew about the cancer a while back and took early retirement due to ill health…Working in a banker does not a banker make. He was a 4 in HSBC. Nothing special. Not a director or an MD. Very average bloke. It’s all smoke and mirrors.
What I don’t understand is how they’ve afforded this new house? A 2 bed apartment in the same building as their old house is currently on the market for 330k and they’ve just bought a 2.5 million pound house?
And today it’s Perricone! A different brand every single day but who’s counting.
her close up GRWM kinda makes me nauseous and the discussion of having her lip fillers dissolved. Ugh.
her close up GRWM kinda makes me nauseous and the discussion of having her lip fillers dissolved. Ugh.
Is it wise to inject botox and fillers into angry skin? Doubt it! 
As wise as hanging virgin hair wefts from your remaining 15 strands of hair I'd imagine.Is it wise to inject botox and fillers into angry skin? Doubt it!
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Going on about having her lips dissolved… ‘ I’m worried about the pain ‘. Maybe John could tell her all about how to deal with REAL pain. How selfish can this old bag get???
Botox gets rid of wrinkles, it doesn’t treat angry red skin that most likely has a damaged barrier from using way too many different products and also using them incorrectly 
She’s making an absolute fortune by being a deceitful and greedy influencer .. check out her accounts ..
makes your eyes water the money that she makes through these evil misconceptions!
She needs to put a "don't try this at home" disclaimer before all of her tutorials (I can't believe I just called them that). I wonder if she's ever thought that maybe her skin's so crap because she plasters 74 different products on twice a day and uses new stuff every bloody week! Maybe if she just stuck to a couple bits that her skin actually liked she wouldn't have problems. But I guess there's no earning potential in that. Is it just me or does her face always look like it's covered in black heads?
I can't believe she declared she'd never use the Kate Somerville eye cream again! Next week she'll "bag us a discount code" for it and Perricone will be a distant memory.
Also, I use that Perricone eye cream and I might as well be using nothing. It's made no difference to my eyes whatsoever.
I can't believe she declared she'd never use the Kate Somerville eye cream again! Next week she'll "bag us a discount code" for it and Perricone will be a distant memory.
Also, I use that Perricone eye cream and I might as well be using nothing. It's made no difference to my eyes whatsoever.
How the fukk can anyone with sensitive skin try so many products in such little time !!!! Hey Tits .. who’s she used recently so we know not to buy cos she had the reaction .!such a Shame she took the money for the product but never told the truth !!
I was wondering where they were gonna store those big sunbed mattresses
now I know !!! 
wonder if the poor Ol Raisin had to do the washing up as well as the cooking ?
now I know !!! wonder if the poor Ol Raisin had to do the washing up as well as the cooking ?Attachments
She’s doing another secret giveaway? Must have people unfollowing in droves!
I think if I was her and I was going to be a deceitful skin influencer, I might just pretend I was using all these products and tell everyone all the facts about them and just use my tried and tested routine. Maybe I would edit the reels so it would look like I was using the products? But I would have good skin from looking after it so I think I would surely sell more products… there you go Lorna, you can have that one for free 
do yourself and your skin a favour love!
do yourself and your skin a favour love!
The latest in a very long list of ‘never ever going to be a thing’: John’s roast chicken
Let’s be honest and add
Johns Spaghetti bolognaise
and who could forget ..
Johns fish salsa !
YAWN !!!!!
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