I've been lucky enough to stay at both of these resorts. I didn't 'brag' about it on my social media because I know I'm very lucky to be able to do so. Both me and my Husband spent our time there just enjoying each others company. We didn't once look at our phones, infact my Husband left his at home so he could enjoy his time away without interruption. P.S... He packed 7 pairs of swimming shorts!
Lorna luxe #30 Yet Another ITS landfill shoot in Paris … groundbreaking
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She’ll most likely post pictures from previous days
We still haven't seen any pictures of the island itself have we, except that brief tour of their recycling facility or whatever all that cardboard was. Is it really that boring there?
Laughing out loud at this why did she put the yellow shorts? Is that the troll symbol now?
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They've been A-blocked. She is soooooo bored to be posting DM replies
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She really isn’t making me want to run to this hotel.She’s found another cheese and chocolate room
Didn’t Kim loose her earring in Bora Bora?
Lorna said Maldivian chocolate wasn’t nice, now it’s a taste sensation!She’s found another cheese and chocolate room
Yep. Research and fact checking is not big on Queen Baby’s agenda
Perfectly put. It's having the opposite effect on me, like most of the stuff she tries to flog. I've dubbed it "Reverse Influencing" or the Lorna effect. True. Takes a rare 'talent' to present something so beautiful as being so mind-numbingly dreary. Brands/establishments ought to ban her from being anywhere near.
If this hotel did gift/partly gift their stay I hope they ask for their money back. How she can make a holiday that cost the equivalent of some peoples houses look tit is beyond me.
I hate the way she says stuff like this ‘a brand called oseree’ as if she’s the first person to discover it. Remember she did the same thing when she ordered something from Matches or My Theresa she said ‘a site called…’
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She really doesn’t have the ‘teats’ for that dress
I was coming here to say that! featuring her chest isn’t a plusShe really doesn’t have the ‘teats’ for that dress
I don’t think she is still in the Maldives as she going on about a charity sale on her stories now. Either she is in her time machine again or this is the dullest holiday ever
They’re there till Wednesday evening
I’m still not sure if she was joking or not her ‘jokes’ are that badDidn’t Kim loose her earring in Bora Bora?
Also, I hate to be that person… but they also found the earring like 5 mins later
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