Lorna luxe #30 Yet Another ITS landfill shoot in Paris … groundbreaking

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styleoversubstance

Double bingo indeed TITS - what a Saturday!!!

Oh my… Sometimes I feel a mug for having a normal job and not being able to live a lazy life full of freebies but then I see this holidays storying. Having to schlepp all this shit out there and demo it and and do the lies…what a tragic life you have Jane . I bet OMR hates all this shilling so much that toothbrush is used to wizz around the toiket when shes not looking!!!

I honestly never thought someone could turn me off the Maldives but she is literally making me think its a bad choice. Imagine being that terrible at your *ahem* ‘job’!!!
 

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Its_Me

LOOK AT HER FUCKING NAILS
 
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Ohmydays

Hey in the 1st resort another bingo I’m calling the ‘pic of her precariously perched on stilettos on the deck wearing the InTheShite dress .. ‘ especially as there wasn’t a wall nearby .
 
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AllAboutTheMayhem

what a complete mess! Does she not cope well when she’s out of her comfort zone?

I was just remembering the lockdown over Xmas when she seemed to lose the plot completely. Remember the sitting in the car, then disappearing for days and the weird unnecessary lies…
And then she would reappear looking like she’s been drinking non stop for days on end.
 
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Brightonlady

Oh no…I just thought I would ‘bob on’ to catch up and I now can’t unsee the foot tickling please make it go away
 
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miss trixie

She's scraping the bottom of the barrel on her stories now............We've got footsie foreplay. You have been warned. Prepare to look away.
 
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AllAboutTheMayhem

She has to be doing that to set us off. No other explanation

How can he bring himself to go near them? I gipped at the sight!
 
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debsydoorknocker

F*ck me, are we really going to be subjected to their foreplay now I’m not looking at the next few stories. There are some things you just can’t unsee
 
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CAT1975

I’d say the foot play is BINGO?? Also did we get the boat on bingo? She did get the fancy boat to the new island!! I was patiently waiting for the spotlight oral care discount
 
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Mishka13

The foot thing takes me back to the boat in Santorini, when they were foot wrestling
 
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miss trixie

AllAboutTheMayhem said:
Repulsive as it is, I think it’s safe to assume this is as far as it goes.Thats his lot.

“There you go husband, have my rancid feet!”
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The combination of her rancid trotters & his pustular skin is doing one helluva job on suppressing my appetite.
 
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Its_Me

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‘Spent 50k on the ‘Baldies’ to impress her fans but done nothing expect fake tan’
 
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Mishka13

Not sure if this is too long…

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’Bored in the Maldives, in the Maldives bored, no mention of the 60th in any lingo, we had more fun playing Lorna bingo!’
 
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