RaspberryCheesecake
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No, they really don't. Your toes aren't even visible near the end of the sandals, which tells me they're too narrow across the bridge of your foot.
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pink_norris
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She reads here, the fact she made her twitter private and went from 10k followers to 5k by blocking half of them after a Instagram account was set up to show her true side. She went blocking bonkers, for around a month anyone following this Insta account she blocked on her account and randoms as well, she went more mental than she is now. They were posting on here on why they were doing it, some grudge with Yawna as their niece who became all consumed with anything Yawna to the point of seriously affecting her mental health.
One highlight was Adam sending a DM to this account threatening them with "people in high places" seriously it was hilarious.
One highlight was Adam sending a DM to this account threatening them with "people in high places" seriously it was hilarious.
Nuttywidow
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Why is she stealing photos from Pinterest and passing them of as her kitchen 
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Whatwereyouthinking
Active member
An odd wedding photo with an ironic poster in the background
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Same stuff different day
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I think you all are correct. Something has gone wrong here and she’s at a loss.
NOT a VIP at the hotel?
Fighting with the raisin?
Hate the clothes?
Fighting with ITS?
We haven’t seen any gifts or GRWM or prawns or wine.
maybe the wheels are finally going to come off.
hand me the popcorn
NOT a VIP at the hotel?
Fighting with the raisin?
Hate the clothes?
Fighting with ITS?
We haven’t seen any gifts or GRWM or prawns or wine.
maybe the wheels are finally going to come off.
hand me the popcorn
annabelle_bronstein
VIP Member
Looks like she wet herself so had to wear the clothes in the lost property box 
annabelle_bronstein
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Some unconvincing rando came on here once pretending to be her but got short shrift from us Tits
Hola everyone! I’m new and I’m from Spain (I actually live 30 min away from Marbella area where they are now) I’ve been following Lorna for ages but in the last few months I started thinking that she was totally losing the plot… and that’s how I found this page! You’re all seriously hilarious! 
RaspberryCheesecake
Chatty Member
If you're a size 12, then you too can achieve the very trendy 'Lady of the Night' look for just £5.00. If that's a little spenny for you, ITS will kindly let you pay it off over four months.
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TruffleShuffles
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I bet the staff in this hotel can’t stand them. The cheek of them asking them to order in French rose when Spain has excellent rose wine, I’ve lived in Spain and you rarely see wine from out of Spain on the menu as they are very proud of what they produce so there’s no need.
Thisshizisbananas
Member
I cannot cope with the feet and shoes any longer!!!! How does she not fall over all the time in such ugly ill fitting shoes?!
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EdnaMode
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oh good god that photo is DISGUSTANGI was just gonna post the same plus …..
Q & A. REALLY ????
Anyone else think she’s time travelling to Spain today ?
MARB’s. now there’s a surprise !!!!! How Luxe
why would a grown man have his photo taken like that 
I’m going to have to go do an hour of cardio to run that image out of my head. Bet his willy is like a smelly little prawn 
thats put me right off my lunch!
pink_norris
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It ceased to amaze me why get someone flowers in a hotel abroad when you can't take them home to enjoy. What is the fucking point? Or am I missing something?
That blue turn tricks dress is foul and creased and she is using the flowers to hide the middle aged rose' spread.
That blue turn tricks dress is foul and creased and she is using the flowers to hide the middle aged rose' spread.
RaspberryCheesecake
Chatty Member
Morning all!!
RaspberryCheesecake
Chatty Member
a) She looks wild
b) What makes it a 'date night'? They only ever spend every evening with each other anyway. It's not as if this is a rare night out alone without the kids. Every night is 'date night' for them. Such a daft expression to use.
b) What makes it a 'date night'? They only ever spend every evening with each other anyway. It's not as if this is a rare night out alone without the kids. Every night is 'date night' for them. Such a daft expression to use.
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AllAboutTheMayhem
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That dress is absolutely disgusting
But not as disgusting as this image!
Mother of God, that’s bad.
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RaspberryCheesecake
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Seriously though, the pastry chef in me is finding this all quite distressing. It wouldn't look out of place on one of those Cake Fail websites. They clearly put the cake on the board, and then did the words as an afterthought, and ran out of space. The random child-like squiggles between the two words made me laugh out loud, as I could just imagine the chef standing there with his piping bag, and going "Ah fuck it, they want fancy, I'll give them fancy! *squiggle squiggle squiggle* "
The smudge above the B is classy too. Probably the chef showing them what he thinks of their luxeness. It was so very obviously all arranged in a hurry, when John realised at 09h00 this morning that putting "famous influencer's birthday" on the reservation had fallen on deaf ears.
The smudge above the B is classy too. Probably the chef showing them what he thinks of their luxeness. It was so very obviously all arranged in a hurry, when John realised at 09h00 this morning that putting "famous influencer's birthday" on the reservation had fallen on deaf ears.