Wtf a bloody clip she looks mind! How does she even think she looks presentable never mind pretty! Such a spoilt woman she is.
Lorna Luxe #28 Sorry Boo, you'll have to wait, we're jetting off to shoot Act 2008
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i was going to say the same. The slimming down & smoothing is INSANE!!!
I’d just like to say He might be Pissed Bond but John Bond he ain’t .. 
fukk me the real Bond has more than one pair of shooooozzz. !!
Why do the ridicule themselves like this … oh I know cos they’re pissed ( drunk for our USA Tits)
fukk me the real Bond has more than one pair of shooooozzz. !!
Why do the ridicule themselves like this … oh I know cos they’re pissed ( drunk for our USA Tits)
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Took me a good 30mins to catch up, you've all been on fire TITs 
That ring is tacky AF, I'm tempted to actually view stories now to properly witness today's car crash.
That ring is tacky AF, I'm tempted to actually view stories now to properly witness today's car crash.
It would be the size of the mini pepperami plastic skin, and smell like it too
She bought him new yellow shorts - that's another nod to us!
Loona stop trying to make ‘Mr Luxe as Bond’ happen, it’s not going to happenI’d just like to say He might be Pissed Bond but John Bond he ain’t ..
fukk me the real Bond has more than one pair of shooooozzz. !!
Why do the ridicule themselves like this … oh I know cos they’re pissed ( drunk for our USA Tits)
Omg
Just gotta say what the hell is up with his shoes !! Get a new pair there falling apart !! It’s like her Chanel shoes she wears to death they are all worn too yet she has them on all the time. Defo nothing luxe about them. (Sorry rant over)
Just gotta say what the hell is up with his shoes !! Get a new pair there falling apart !! It’s like her Chanel shoes she wears to death they are all worn too yet she has them on all the time. Defo nothing luxe about them. (Sorry rant over
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I see she's deleted the bit of her stories with all the electrical cables...
Creep.
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Interesting that she didn’t wear one of her own statement dresses for her birthday isn’t it?
Her content might get better now if she is selling ITS maybe she’ll show us some half decent clothes again….
Her content might get better now if she is selling ITS maybe she’ll show us some half decent clothes again….
This is what I think too doesn’t look like more filler to me she actually just looks fooked. Her whole face has blown up and she looks like she’s been crying a lot of the time.
The more I think about it the more sure I am that a lot (not all but much) of her designer stuff that Jon buys her is actually from knock off websites like DHGate\wish\ali express etc. I saw a tiktok a few months ago and another one more recently of an American girl 'unboxing' a handbag that she'd ordered off DH and comparing it to an authentic one and it was pretty close, dust bag, proper box, ribbon etc! She said she'd ordered a few pieces of jewellery and was hoping for the same.
Years (& I mean years, I'm showing my age here) The Londoner was caught pretending her bags were real when someone found her review account on whichever website she had used to buy the knock offs, so it wouldn't surprise me if ol' loony is doing the same- especially for the things we never see again (like the CHA(v) NEL earrings and the chunky chain from Channel) and I also think that the people who win her giveaways (the ones she self funds anyway) are fake accounts set up by her or old man raisin so she doesn't actually have to buy real channel for anyone.
Anastasia Kingsnorth (had never heard of her) is launching an In The Shite line too... She's mid 20s perhaps so Lorna must be really feeling her age today!
Great catching up on the PAGES of threads too- I'm spending my days balancing my job and two kids on school holidays so sadly not keeping on top of the thread, but welcome to the new Tits especially the Tit on the ground in Marbs!
Years (& I mean years, I'm showing my age here) The Londoner was caught pretending her bags were real when someone found her review account on whichever website she had used to buy the knock offs, so it wouldn't surprise me if ol' loony is doing the same- especially for the things we never see again (like the CHA(v) NEL earrings and the chunky chain from Channel) and I also think that the people who win her giveaways (the ones she self funds anyway) are fake accounts set up by her or old man raisin so she doesn't actually have to buy real channel for anyone.
Anastasia Kingsnorth (had never heard of her) is launching an In The Shite line too... She's mid 20s perhaps so Lorna must be really feeling her age today!
Great catching up on the PAGES of threads too- I'm spending my days balancing my job and two kids on school holidays so sadly not keeping on top of the thread, but welcome to the new Tits especially the Tit on the ground in Marbs!
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Creep.
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Jesus he gives me the shudders.
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Jesus he gives me the shudders.
She's very bloated I no what I look like after a bottle of wine never mind several bottles every day
Face like one of those bloody balloons!
I do think some of her things are fake to, especially the items you see a handful of times, she filters pics so hard nobody could tell if it was plastic or platinum.
Yeah such thought went into them she bought them on Amazon prime with next day delivery .They arrive tomorrow ..She bought him new yellow shorts - that's another nod to us!
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