All those stairs. It actually has a lot of room in the house but it is all vertical. Not what you need in the autumn of your years. She has gone for character over practicality.
She doesn't have it in her to bring the character to a more ordinary place either. She owns a lot of branded "things" but she doesn't have a coherent style.
It's two downstairs rooms, bathroom and three bedrooms (one in the attic) around the servants' staircase. One room more than the rented cottage.
I recall at one home she lived in she ripped out the kitchen and didn't have one for a long time. What was that about?
Probably because it was 'common', having come from B&Q or IKEA rather than some posh place.
She thinks she's Carrie "I use the oven as shoe storage" Bradshaw. She'd like people to think she has no use for a kitchen.
Indeed! Assuming she's abandoned the horses into Bebb's care, that would explain her demand for more cash. Can't see Juggo traipsing back to Easby to, y'know, look after her own animals (the humanity). And she'll be guaranteed to make sure her feral pack dump in the graveyard as that dank cell outside the back of the house will be ankle deep in no time...
But she's profoundly deaf ............
Profoundly deaf, my arse. I've got two hearing aids too and I'm not profoundly deaf.But she's profoundly deaf ............
There's no way that she comes into that category judging by the stuff she wanks on about. Her hearing aids would be bigger too.
And given there’s headstones up her path, she’ll probably moan about the dead too.
