Liz Jones Gossip Forum

Winning title by Mediastar. Condensed for length, full title is: "Why oh why am I so miserable and can't get a shag? Is it because I smell and am a drunken old hag?" Recap: Liz claimed she was going to Australia, either to see her ailing sister and/or Nigel; so far, she still hasn't gone on the...

New thread! Many thanks to @Miss Lola for the title. Had to condense it a little to fit it in Close runner-up was @Mediastar with "Catnip Lizard and the Poo Pants of Doom". We could keep that one for a future thread title? Recap: As of this week, the MoS has shunted the Dreary to Mail+ where...

Previous thread here. Thanks to @Cheeseandchips for the title. Quick recap: Liz missed her once in a lifetime chance to have a COVID vaccine and now cannot visit Nigel in Australia for more jizz loans. David is BLOCKED! BLOCKED! BLOCKED! because he returned £1000 worth of iPhone Liz bought him...

Does anyone else read her diary every Sunday? It's such a guilty pleasure for me as I find the woman infuriating and despicable but I can't look away. Today, the mad bat is grumbling that having no privacy is horrendous...while taking a very good wage for writing about her private life in one of...