She can’t even do the basics like giving them a bottle and strapping them into their high chairs yet she’s on her soapbox lecturing us mere mortals about nappy cream and how to put kids into a car seat.. I really hope for her sake this isn’t some pathetic attempt at being one of those mammy instahun types, it’s not for her the way it isn’t for most of us, you’d want to be thick skinned, charismatic, confident and committed to this ‘career’. Lisa is none of those things. Lisa you have a good job already and they’ve accommodated you brilliantly, please don’t give it up alongside you and your family’s privacy for a few free teething gels and a discount code